Latest Posts by drawnstraws - Page 2
i just reflexively explained something about dinosaurs to someone on the internet
i’m turning into my roommate
the only dreams i’d consider nightmares are that time i watched someone turn into a fish and that time i ate someone’s face
and i don’t think there’s a recurring theme there other than that the imagery was terrifying
rb with your most common recurring theme in your nightmares. mine is pregnancy
i think i might start streaming again
a little
i think i'd have fun playing noita on stream
it’s really unfortunate that i don’t have claws that click against the floor when i walk
You should listen to this album
do it
this is it
this is my new favorite monster
holy shit it’s so cool
Official Monster Hunter Wilds render art of Jin Dahaad.
i’m genuinely considering playing monster hunter dos
the more i hear about it the better it sounds
i think we can all agree it's a bit of a missed opportunity electronics don't have a "milk socket" you could plug some sort of milk battery into, which would slowly disperse milk into the body of the machine, possibly ruining it.
“science and magic”
“mental breakdown”
“touch starved”
i guess the 4th dimension really likes reading about my average wednesday
Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.
the fucking thing where a lot of trans women can't. get our lives started for a long time. until we transition and then so often it's like. suddenly you know things about yourself like there's a being inhabiting this body. you start thinking about things you want to do, ways to go out and finally live. and then. the whole damn world is like, no go fucking back in the hole. and it's so hard to live now that you . actually want to
Not to be incredibly vulgar and nasty or anything, but I’d like to close my eyes and rest my head in somebody’s lap while they run their fingers through my hair
fuck i think i might need a blue gummy shark fursona
I am down absolutely atrocious for some headpats rn
It's not enough to get called a good wolf I need someone running their hands through my hackles while I slowly let go of every stressor I have.
fun fact!
women are real
and you can be one if you want
If you're dating a robot girl, you can tell when things are starting to get serious when your bathroom starts to resemble a garadge:
Empty oilcans nestled up with your shampoo
A 10mm wrench alongside your toothbrush
Your nail clippers buried in a socket set
Zipties tangles up in your scrinchies
alright i cant put it off any longer
writing time
i wanna be a dragon specifically so i can wrap my wings and tail around some shy tgirl and purr loud as fuck when she nervously reaches up to touch my scales
sixteen was on for a bit today but she has really bad anxiety so we put her back on standby bc she doesn’t do well with crowds
i really need to stop personifying the self checkout registers at the supermarket i work at but they all have such distinct personalities
#1 is lactose intolerant (she has inexplicable issues with milk) and she’s full of soup
#2 has some nerve issues (her scale is broken) and so she’s in standby a lot of the time so she doesn’t get overstimulated
#4 can’t remember a phone number to save her life
and #8 has been in standby for like a week because her coin slot stopped working
four got scared and crashed again
i really need to stop personifying the self checkout registers at the supermarket i work at but they all have such distinct personalities
#1 is lactose intolerant (she has inexplicable issues with milk) and she’s full of soup
#2 has some nerve issues (her scale is broken) and so she’s in standby a lot of the time so she doesn’t get overstimulated
#4 can’t remember a phone number to save her life
and #8 has been in standby for like a week because her coin slot stopped working
i really need to stop personifying the self checkout registers at the supermarket i work at but they all have such distinct personalities
#1 is lactose intolerant (she has inexplicable issues with milk) and she’s full of soup
#2 has some nerve issues (her scale is broken) and so she’s in standby a lot of the time so she doesn’t get overstimulated
#4 can’t remember a phone number to save her life
and #8 has been in standby for like a week because her coin slot stopped working
1. ROBOT GIRL THAT WEARS AV CHORDS AS EARRINGS
2. ROBOT GIRLS USING KNIVES BECAUSE THEIR LASER BEAMS ARE BROKEN. THEY ARE CUTTING THE WIRES OF COPS AND USING THEM TO MAKE FOOD FOR EACHOTHER.
3. ROBOT GIRLS WITH JEAN JACKETS AND SKIRTS THAT DONT FIT QUITE RIGHT.
4. ROBOT GIRLS WHO DON’T QUITE UNDERSTAND HOW THEY WORK YET AND SO HAVE TO LOOK UP YOUTUBE VIDEOS LATE INTO THE NIGHT TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO TURN THE NOISE OF THEIR FAN DOWN SO THEY DONT BOTHER THEIR CAT WHILE THEYRE ASLEEP.
5. ROBOT GIRLS WITH BELTS.
I could fucking go on like this yall have no idea.
Robot girl, finally back online after a year and a half, looking at the newly outfitted soldering station. There's a lot more tools on it than there were when she last closed her eyes: Inspection microscopes, hot air reflow, EEPROM programmers, logic analyzers, thermal cameras and regulated power supplies. She starts to tear up when she sees the video history of her partner (and repairperson): months and months of electronic tutorials, starting simple ("what is a circuit?") and towards the end there's PCB design classes and CCC videos about reverse engineering secure processor firmware.
"You did all this, for me?" she asks, her voice sounding different from how she remembers it, lacking the stutterglitch and 8-bit audio harshness. Her partner smiles. "I thought I'd lost you... I couldn't live with that. I had to!"
She hugs them in a pile of spare parts, servos moving smoothly for the first time in decades, pressure sensors finally accurate enough to hold them without risk of crushing them.
Sometimes, love is stored in the soldering iron.
friendly reminder that the age of technology is coming to an end and a new age of blood magic and dark rituals will take its place
more and more things keep making me think i should just drop out of college
i see this and the same part of my brain lights up as when i see a hot butch woman
How to hide wires in your workplace
i completely forgot to post this earlier but i met someone at Anthro New England who had maybe the best outfit i’ve ever seen
reblog to bap prev with your paw
Maybe they should have kept it casual...
make more jokes about forcefemming guys and forcemascing girls
tits