You Know How Spammers Use Similar Characters To Replace Actual Letters To Get By Filters? Doing That

Today I woke up to what I can only describe as cricket sex.

Stealthy, beepy, hidden in an awkward gap between wall and furniture, and sounding like an electronic alarm failing.

replaying metroid dread

I can see how someone might go "oh, a digital singer? That's just an AI, right?"

But calling our Wi-Fi waifu an AI is just rude.

Same for the other vocaloids. Beautiful beepboops.

I told a year seven friend I listen to Hatsume Miku and they asked why I would want to listen to an AI.

They aren't my friend anymore

samus after blowing up planet viewros

samus the protector of space pride

the girlfriend in question:

Money doesn't buy happiness, it just lets you buy all the things that make happiness an option, like food and healthcare and shelter and societal presence and-

not to brag but I feel pretty bad right now. in reality, things in my life are going completely fine, but I have developed the power to feel bad regardless of my circumstances. I have a powerful mind, and it allows me to do this

Dentistry

When you go to a dentist, and they massively overcharge you for a basic cleaning, but also tell you that one of your molars is 'cracked' and 'dying, if not dead' you'll probably take it with a grain of salt, especially if you then check with another dentist who says there is only some minor damage from past cavities.

That makes sense, right? Disregarding the suspiciously expensive analysis from the dentist who seems to be trying to get you to pay excessive amounts of money?

I thought it made sense.

Sure, the tooth felt kinda weird, and I'd recently experienced some issues with all my teeth from having a sinus infection bad enough it made my teeth shift from the swelling and shrinking of the flesh in my jaws.

Sure, there was a point where the tooth in question shifted enough that I ended up biting it painfully, only for it to settle down again over the next day or so, and go back to feeling only slightly weird.

But surely I can't have a broken or breaking tooth in my mouth and not notice it! Surely I'd feel if a tooth was dying/dead!

Yeah guess who just swallowed about a third of a molar and needs a near-emergency tooth extraction to pull the remaining tooth out sometime soon?

I'm just glad it apparently is dead, and therefor not causing horrendous pain by being a literal broken tooth in my mouth.

Feed the void within you with cheap treats and discount cake!

easter candy was on sale so i bought 144 reeses eggs & that’s something you should know about me

I told a year seven friend I listen to Hatsume Miku and they asked why I would want to listen to an AI.

They aren't my friend anymore