Hey. I Desperately Need Motivation To Write So If Anyone Could Give Me A Quick Reddie One Shot Prompt

PLEASE I SAW THIS EXACT MAGAZINE AT BARNES AND NOBLE THE OTHER DAY

Ok so I was sitting on the toilet doing my (and minding my own) business... I'm embarrassed to admit that a significant amount of anal vapor escaped the hatch making a racket to rival thunder.

A split second later, my eye catches on my magazine rack and this is what was looking back at me...

And I laughed so fucking hard.

They're all like "Excuse you"

Sorry to interrupt your conversation guys, jeez

Cutouts for my lovely valid hoes who can’t make cut out images themselves, at your service

I don’t even like twilight but I stumbled upon this while indulging my Micheal Sheen obsession and I can’t stop cackling

So in celebration of pride month, here are some gay-ish shows to watch, you’re welcome ;)

(These are just my opinions, if you don’t agree don’t be hostile about it!!)

Roses are red, violets are blue,

If I have to die then so the fuck do you

Hiccup: *breaths*

Astrid, already whipping out the strap on: Hands and knees bitch boy

Ernie is a powerbottom I said what I said, he likes to ride Bert sloppy then go get them some coffee and turn on the TV cause they been at this for 30 years and I think that’s beautiful

Bestie I am so, so, so chronically online and this was just about incomprehensible. I want to show the hermits this and see them try and decipher it.

SCIENTIFIC MEASUREMENT OF HERMITCRAFT PATHETICNESS PART TWO!

LINK TO PART ONE

If L had said "by my deductions there's a 90% chance Kira is gay and cringe" I guarantee Light would've blown his cover immediately

Okay but is is Byler or Byeler? The people(me) wanna know!