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CYBERPUNK IMPULSE
Yes
british hermits, most to least normcore, by my own whims (normcore here associated with arranging and participating in social events, often with the lads, and or fitting in at an office dayjob):
grian. he's the most normcore british hermit. they're all strange, but he's the one most likely to be assimilate into the real world. can be imagined going to nandos with the lads (Jimmy, Joel etc.)
falsesymmetry. ok getting weirder. false is a little deranged but she gets things done. you can look at her and assume she's normal and being weird is a hobby for her
stress. stress IS deranged but she does run a fitness channel which decreases her weird points. she's also responsible and prioritizes her children over her minecraft, so I'd trust her with real world responsibilities
rendog. there is something wrong with him (affectionate), but i think he'd get enrichment from being introduced to the lads at spoons
xisuma. he has tried so hard to be normcore that he's fallen out of the other end. this vibe is almost overwhelming in an xisuma stream when you're listening to cleo sigh and go 'oh x'. would perplex the lads at spoons and refuse to eat at nandos
cleo. try and introduce cleo to the lads and they'll dissolve. loner energy. perfectly suited to being online. hermit most likely to understand joe hills. with enough prep will approach the lads like a cat sniffing through the door (and then get involved in a series of death games)
mumbo jumbo. it's quite simple really. redstone whizz who cycled the whole way across europe for fun. mumbo is a special flavour but it's not normcore (idk what it is tho)
zedaph. least normcore. why is he like that? it's wonderful, but why? he perplexes even the gamecode. phenomenal work
just a guy being caught enjoying some toxic minerals
me vs. not using references (why does grian look like fucking bilbo baggins)
tried some colored lineart and idk what to think abt this
someone help me understand how tumblr works i am genuinely so confused what to put in the tags and what not🧍🏼♀️
also my first mumbo design, quality kinda shit tho
Bestie I am so, so, so chronically online and this was just about incomprehensible. I want to show the hermits this and see them try and decipher it.
SCIENTIFIC MEASUREMENT OF HERMITCRAFT PATHETICNESS PART TWO!
LINK TO PART ONE
Boy... I've had this for a while now...
Might as well upload something to proof I'm not dead...
Stupid procrastination!
Tumblr ruins quality
Click it for better quality.
I made a very quick grian sketch.
And yes...I gave him a tail with the wings.
Why, u might ask?
Because i can.
GUYS!! I GOT THE KEYCHAINS :3 UPDATES R COMING SOON :D
Chat if I were to sell this as an acrylic keychain would you actually buy it
this remidned me of joel
Enough rat Joel time for raccoon Joel
Chat if I were to sell this as an acrylic keychain would you actually buy it
Silly lil Joel while I'm waiting for my friend :3
Isn't he the silly silly sill sill
joel rat...joel rat..joel raf...
I AM BACK FROM THE DEAD!!; AND I SHALL BRING YOU JOEL ART
It's kinda funny I wrote the text b4 I even knew he was gonna win
Scar and Joel snails
BOAT BOYS [also yes gravity falls reference ahaa]
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BOOAT BOYSSS GRGRGRGGRGR
OG POST ^
7 HOLY NIGHTS OF JEREMY NIGHT 2-OBSESSIONS
THIS IS KINDA ASS I HAD DO DRAW IT AT NIGHT WITHOUT ANY REFERENCES AND I CANT DIGITALIFY OT 😞
OMG I LOVE THIS
BOAT BOYS WHEN?
BOAT BOYS WHEN?
Scene joel again cuz the last one looked bad
ALSO,, I DO COMMISSIONS NOW :3 CLICK HERE FOR INFO
SCENE JOEL + EXTRA
I DO COMMISSIONS NOW!! IF YOU'RE INTERESTED HERE'S EVERYTHING U NEED TO KNOW :3
BOAT BOYS AGAIN
BOAT BOYSS
