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future spouse: what’s your favorite work of homoerotic literature?

me, thinking about the “living in a log cabin with thor” reddit comment: hmmm….at the risk of limiting the great gatsby to its subtext-

Today, Dean lays in his bed and listens to a mixtape he'd made in highschool. The tape is a bit grainy in sections, worn from years replaying his favorite parts. He hums along, filling the dimly lit bedroom with music.

Here's THE masterpost of free and full adaptations, by which I mean that it's a post made by the master.

Anthony and Cleopatra: here's the BBC version, here's a 2017 version.

As you like it: you'll find here an outdoor stage adaptation and here the BBC version. Here's Kenneth Brannagh's 2006 one.

Coriolanus: Here's a college play, here's the 1984 telefilm, here's the 2014 one with tom hiddleston. Here's the Ralph Fiennes 2011 one.

Cymbelline: Here's the 2014 one.

Hamlet: the 1948 Laurence Olivier one is here. The 1964 russian version is here and the 1964 american version is here. The 1964 Broadway production is here, the 1969 Williamson-Parfitt-Hopkins one is there, and the 1980 version is here. Here are part 1 and 2 of the 1990 BBC adaptation, the Kenneth Branagh 1996 Hamlet is here, the 2000 Ethan Hawke one is here. 2009 Tennant's here. And have the 2018 Almeida version here. On a sidenote, here's A Midwinter's Tale, about a man trying to make Hamlet. Andrew Scott's Hamlet is here.

Henry IV: part 1 and part 2 of the BBC 1989 version. And here's part 1 of a corwall school version.

Henry V: Laurence Olivier (who would have guessed) 1944 version. The 1989 Branagh version here. The BBC version is here.

Julius Caesar: here's the 1979 BBC adaptation, here the 1970 John Gielgud one. A theater Live from the late 2010's here.

King Lear: Laurence Olivier once again plays in here. And Gregory Kozintsev, who was I think in charge of the russian hamlet, has a king lear here. The 1975 BBC version is here. The Royal Shakespeare Compagny's 2008 version is here. The 1974 version with James Earl Jones is here. The 1953 Orson Wells one is here.

Macbeth: Here's the 1948 one, there the 1955 Joe McBeth. Here's the 1961 one with Sean Connery, and the 1966 BBC version is here. The 1969 radio one with Ian McKellen and Judi Dench is here, here's the 1971 by Roman Polanski, with spanish subtitles. The 1988 BBC one with portugese subtitles, and here the 2001 one). Here's Scotland, PA, the 2001 modern retelling. Rave Macbeth for anyone interested is here. And 2017 brings you this.

Measure for Measure: BBC version here. Hugo Weaving here.

The Merchant of Venice: here's a stage version, here's the 1980 movie, here the 1973 Lawrence Olivier movie, here's the 2004 movie with Al Pacino. The 2001 movie is here.

The Merry Wives of Windsor: the Royal Shakespeare Compagny gives you this movie.

A Midsummer Night's Dream: have this sponsored by the City of Columbia, and here the BBC version. Have the 1986 Duncan-Jennings version here. 2019 Live Theater version? Have it here!

Much Ado About Nothing: Here is the kenneth branagh version and here the Tennant and Tate 2011 version. Here's the 1984 version.

Othello: A Massachussets Performance here, the 2001 movie her is the Orson Wells movie with portuguese subtitles theree, and a fifteen minutes long lego adaptation here. THen if you want more good ole reliable you've got the BBC version here and there.

Richard II: here is the BBC version. If you want a more meta approach, here's the commentary for the Tennant version. 1997 one here.

Richard III: here's the 1955 one with Laurence Olivier. The 1995 one with Ian McKellen is no longer available at the previous link but I found it HERE.

Romeo and Juliet: here's the 1988 BBC version. Here's a stage production. 1954 brings you this. The french musical with english subtitles is here!

The Taming of the Shrew: the 1980 BBC version here and the 1988 one is here, sorry for the prior confusion. The 1929 version here, some Ontario stuff here, and here is the 1967 one with Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor. This one is the Shakespeare Retold modern retelling.

The Tempest: the 1979 one is here, the 2010 is here. Here is the 1988 one. Theater Live did a show of it in the late 2010's too.

Timon of Athens: here is the 1981 movie with Jonathan Pryce,

Troilus and Cressida can be found here

Titus Andronicus: the 1999 movie with Anthony Hopkins here

Twelfth night: here for the BBC, here for the 1970 version with Alec Guinness, Joan Plowright and Ralph Richardson.

Two Gentlemen of Verona: have the 2018 one here. The BBC version is here.

The Winter's Tale: the BBC version is here

Please do contribute if you find more. This is far from exhaustive.

(also look up the original post from time to time for more plays)

robins

there was a point in Gotham where the nightlife dynamics got really weird because one of the batkid’s came up with the game ‘rogue Pokémon’ where whenever there was a multiple-rogue outbreak they would all split up and find a rogue to choose as their own, and then while fighting them they’d subtly heard them towards one of the other batkids and their chosen rogue, and then they’d manipulate the rogues into fighting each other while they stood to the side and yelled fighting techniques like Pokémon trainers, and eventually the rogues started teaming up with Batman to make them stop playing it because it was making them feel objectified and demeaned.

the game came to a natural conclusion when the Joker broke out specifically because he thought it would be fun to be one of the Pokémon used by the batkids, except when he made himself known to Red Hood Jason just shot him point blank in the skull and said it was the rogue Pokémon equivalent of using a masterball on him.

the batkids are banned from creating their own games.

i’ve always thought reddit is a hellscape but my friend just sent me this and yk what maybe i’ll give it a chance

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

look who decided to make a video after a year of not opening premiere...

or GiSA anime op-1

kofi

Hehhe

Talia and Tim must have the most awkward relationship ever and i bet Jason and Damian find it hysterical.

Bruce: of course you remember Jason and Damian, and this is Tim, the previous Robin before Damian took over.

Talia: yes. we’ve… met.

Bruce, sensing tension: ?

Jason, fully aware and grinning widely: do you call him step-daddy?

Tim: fucks sake Jason he just tried to make me his wife that one time, i was never actually WITH Ra’s.

Damian, amused: it is fascinating that for a short period my mother almost became my technical niece, though.

Talia: Damian.

Tim: i hate this family

Jason: really? because this is the first time i’ve ever been actively excited to be here

Damian, who grew up with advanced tutors in every subject at the loa, would NOT be chill with having to denigrate himself towards putting up with fucking. Gotham level teachers. so like what if after finding out one of his previous tutors that 1) Damian actually considered acceptable, 2) is skilled in multiple subjects, and 3) is Talia approved to the point of adoption, is actually in Gotham working as the Red Hood, Damian just stops attending the school Bruce signed him up for.

he’s smart about it; gets dropped off and picked up outside the entrance every day, lets Alfred/Dick/Tim/Bruce see him enter and exit the building, acts like he’s adjusting really well to the civilian school system, and yet on gods green earth that boy has not attended a single fucking class in five months. three minutes into first period he’s out the window and getting a ride to Jason’s safe house to continue learning at a pace that he actually benefits from.

i feel like having helped raise/teach the kid for a couple years in the league and having worked with/been on sort of amicable terms with a few other of Damian’s tutors (the ones that didn’t get killed anyway), Jason would be familiar enough with Damian and his little ways and habits that he would know that the kid would 100% benefit more from home schooling that whatever bullshit public school Bruce put him in. Damian’s very self motivated so he knows there won’t be an issue in slacking off if he allows Damian to ditch school and sort of rule his own schooling from Jason’s apartment. he’ll do his own advanced mathematics, history, science, whatever the fuck he feels the need to brush up on during that day. English and most physical training Jason does take control of, but that was what they did in the league anyway so that’s normal to them; they’re just settling back into what for them is a normal routine.

the only thing Damian doesn’t like about ditching Gotham Prep and going to Jason’s for school is that Jason forces him to join social groups at least twice a week, whether it be a reading group at the library, a painting club, volunteering at a hospital or animal shelter, just so that he can still learn to interact with civilians. still, he likes that the activities are always tailored to what Jason knows he enjoys and it is preferable to being in a school for five days a week, so he lets it slide. he even gets a bit more vigilante training bcs occasionally he gets to tag along with Red Hood during the rare day mission, so long as his identity is hidden. Jason always drops him back off at the school fifteen minutes before 3 so that Damian can sneak in and walk out the front doors when the bells go, just a normal school student like everyone else.

he keeps stealing letters addressed to bruce and intercepting phone messages regarding his absence, and eventually he fakes emails from Bruce that withdraw Damian from the school as a whole. Jason’s honestly really impressed that nobody’s noticed but the longer it goes the funnier it gets so he keeps helping out. it gets to the point where it’s been like a year and he’s convinced Damian to actually test out of high school early and start attending college courses part time, so he’s literally spending his days going to Gotham Prep five minutes after classes start, picking up his little brother, secretly driving him to the college that he’s attending under the radar, and then driving him BACK to Gotham Prep before school ends so that nobody knows where he’s been.

even funnier is that Damian ends up convincing Jason to start doing a lit course two days a week at the same college. so at this point Damian is not only lying his ass off about his own education, but he’s doing it by going to college with his brother who everybody else in the family still thinks is fucking dead.

eventually Dick reminds Bruce that Damian’s class should be doing an award ceremony for moving up a year, and they all decide to go to surprise Damian with their support. they go in and Damian isn’t a part of the group of kids graduating and they’re just like ‘wait what’

one of the kids sees them and is like ‘hey aren’t you the Waynes?’ and when they’re like yeah the kid goes ‘haha cool, you know my older sister goes to college with Damian and his step-brother, it’s nice that they still get to see each other often after Damian had to move from their mom to you guys.’ and the entire family bluescreens for about four different reasons.

they eventually show up at the college and see Damian and Jason on the grass outside getting into a rapidly spiralling argument about whether or not two of the professors there are secretly having an affair and the whole thing unravels.

Hey do you have some sad heart breaking very depressing Jason fanfic you could recommend?👉🏼👈🏼

Sure! Here are some very lovely reads from the top of my mind:

Cumbersome and Heavy: Lost Days AU Jason with Cotard's Syndrome

Olive Branch: Red Hood and Batman negociate in the wake of Batman almost killing him

To the red planet mars: in the wake of Jason and Bruce being bound by a spell, revelations come to light

Rip up the floorboards: an investigation triggers Robin!Jason on a mission with Batman

Someday I'm gonna be somebody people want: Jason and the bats take a magical deep dive into a visceral autopsy of Jason's mind and heart.

live from gotham masterlist + info

hey! there’s no specific order for most of these (labeled ones are just group specific i guess?) but you can find all of them below in order of release⬇️

post schedule changes constantly but usually twice a week around 5:30pm EST :)

(these all read left to right)

*updated 1/27

everyone’s accounts (part one)

everyone’s accounts (part two)

meet the civilians

#AskJTW

parent managed account core

young justice (part one)

got that dog in them

soup cans and cheese sticks

nightwing (part one)

one hundred followers!

civvies -> the origins of boris

two hundred followers!

the wall! it’s broken!

valentines day special

the court of owls

beautiful girls

bruce wayne = batman??

dream destination: gotham!

BORIS? -> episode two of the boris chronicles

who goes there?!

can i get uhhh

name five songs.

HUHHH?

ipad kid

sk8er boy

the voices

happy birthday dick

seeing double

id like to thank my

day job?

where’s your batman?

rule number one: no maiming

imminent doom!

connections = mortal enemy

on the road again

level 3 step by step guide

we’ve got a pulse!

shot gun!

summer time stench

boss baby

functioning adult 101

wing!

midnight snack

pretty privilege

mic check one two one two

magic trick

icky

fun fact!

mom’s spaghetti

childhood fascination

smoochin the homies

dream walking

duck duck goose

the adventures of bennie and signal, vol 1

super sale

BWFFL

toeing the line

hero or hoax

uppies

happy birthday, tim!

a dip in the pool, a trip to the spa

me, myself, et al.

nightwing cosplayer bruce wayne?!

a hot new bombshell enters the villa

call me!

coach’s pet

happy birthday, jason and alfred!

bruce.

nothing to see here

scaredy snake

superman identity reveal?!

field trip!

current location: gotham city

out of stock

little treat

mayday mayday

asking the tough questions

let me be me

sheet metal noises

andddddd now!

be gay, do crime

movie night!

mic check (part two)

emojis

new year, new me

hangout

drop the location

felt hot might delete later

tick tock on the clock

not-tweets-but-still-bat-content:

monday blues

a study

DC fanfic recommendations:

list one

you can find answers to asks/questions under the tag:

#livefromgotham answers

cass/batgirl/orphan talks

you can find extra information, updates, and other stuff under the tag:

#livefromgotham psa

yapping from me can be found under the tag:

#livefromgotham speaks

peoples pets and my commentary of them can be found under the tag:

#livefromgotham pets

for whatever reason a lot of the comments are filtered on my end, and im unable to see them or respond to them. i do my best to respond to all, so if you don’t get a response, i likely cannot see your comment :(

WE GOT TOMODACHI LIFE 2 AND RHYTHM HEAVEN OH MY GOD

@iamfuckingweeping

You can only post this once a year

i forgot to post this last year so im scheduling it to post march 15th 2024 (it's march 17th 2023 rn)

i forgot to post this last year so im scheduling it to post march 15th 2024 (it's march 17th 2023 rn)

am I crazy or does this actually slaps

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

Me at 14 and me at 22 are having a bonding moment

Only day you can reblog this

my body is an orphanage we take everyone in

I haven’t used tumblr a lot so this is weird but I need to know if someone has any fanfic recommendations for something specific cause I read a fanfic Where Batman looses his memories and only remembers being Bruce Wayne so he like completely forgets he is Batman or more like only remembers he is Brucie Wayne cause and I found another one with the same thing but it became weird on the second chapter cause I fo got to read the tags so I clicked out https://archiveofourown.org/works/30748670, so ye it can be like any ship I don’t mind but except y/n and reader stuff