@iamfuckingweeping

The funny thing about Nerdy Prudes Must Die is that Richie and Ruth are unashamedly horny, Pete and Steph are the only ones normal about sex, and Grace thinks carrying books is the equivalent to having sex and also she fucks a murderous rampaging ghost.

Grace is the only one who is actually a prude and the only one to actually have sex.

2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

did someone say more catboy jon? also just cat jon? also featuring martin? no? too bad ur getting it anyway.

no I will not apologize for ceaseless pawtcher.

In the middle of a fanfic and this shit happens

The world hates me

Talia and Tim must have the most awkward relationship ever and i bet Jason and Damian find it hysterical.

Bruce: of course you remember Jason and Damian, and this is Tim, the previous Robin before Damian took over.

Talia: yes. we’ve… met.

Bruce, sensing tension: ?

Jason, fully aware and grinning widely: do you call him step-daddy?

Tim: fucks sake Jason he just tried to make me his wife that one time, i was never actually WITH Ra’s.

Damian, amused: it is fascinating that for a short period my mother almost became my technical niece, though.

Talia: Damian.

Tim: i hate this family

Jason: really? because this is the first time i’ve ever been actively excited to be here

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

robins

And I've been waiting...

Waiting...

Waiting...

Waiting...

...You.

Paul features in all 3 Hatchetfield musicals. Which isn't much but it's a lot for a guy who doesn't like musicals.

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt