Dick: We drove the thing off a cliff like any responsible group of friends with no drivers license would.
Artemis: *Sweaty and wiping it off with bottom her shirt*
Zatanna: *Having gay thoughts*
Zatanna: *Yells* I'M A BOTTOM, PEG ME PLEASE
Wally: My type?
Wally: People who are mean and have zero interest in me obviously.
*Right before when Artemis goes undercover*
Artemis: I know your deflecting by making jokes on how hot you are.
Wally *sobbing*: It's not a joke, I'm a legit snack.
Wally: Idiot
Dick: Ur mom
Wally: No yours
Dick: I’m adopted. Why would you say that.
Dick: Sometimes I wish I wasn’t a minor and could just drink all my problems away
Roy: Hey in my defense I just found out that condoms are only like 97% effective.
Dick: What?
Roy: I got to go find her
Dick: oh hey oh oh hold on, are you serious?!
Dick: wait so 3% of the time they don't even work?! Huh! They should write that on box
Roy: evidently they do
Dick: What?! *pulls a strip of condoms to check*
Artemis: You can't just steal a guy's car
Jade: So you want me to chase him down and un-steal it
Artemis: Why are there so many different pasta they all taste the same
Wally: Who hurt you?
Zatanna Zatara: It's kinda cold.
Dick Grayson: Well here, take my jacket.
Zatanna Zatara: I love you.
Artemis Crock: I’m cold too.
Wally West: Well damn, Artemis, I can’t control the weather!