Incorrect Quotes - Blog Posts

katsuki, just waking up: where's all the bread? Does no one do the fucking shopping????

Denki, stuffing alot of bread into his mouth:

Bakugou:

Denki:

Denki: shinsou dared me to see who could eat the most bread

Bakugou: he has no bread in his mouth??? Tf???

Shinsou, holding up his phone camera: I said it as a joke I don't know why he's still doing it

TMNT incorrect quotes

Raph: surgery is just stabbing someone to life.

Donnie: please never become a surgeon.

Incorrect Ducktales Quotes #4 w/ ‘17 Dickie(OC), Scrooge, Morgana(OC), & Drake

Scrooge accidentally overhears Dickie come out, and wants to do something special for her. He comes back to the mansion after doing errands and presents his gifts to Dickie.

Scrooge: I just went to Target to buy these-

Dickie: [confused] The heck is that? Why did you buy these?

Scrooge: Because I support the LGBTQ and the other alphabets.

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This was before Morgana met Launchpad and Gosalyn.

Drake and Morgana are walking to an important S.H.U.S.H meeting, yet the latter notices something is wrong. The mallard vaguely confides about a romantic moment he had with someone (Launchpad) while riding the Ratcatcher. Morgana tries encouraging her friend to go for it.

Drake: I don’t know.

Morgana: Is he cute?

Drake: Yes he is, but I need to focus on my training. I don’t need to be distracted.

Morgana: Yes you should be distracted. Distracted is good. What’s his name?

Drake: Launchpad

Morgana: I like it. And, you know what they say about riding a bike.

Fenton: Who’s getting a bike?

Drake: Nobody.

Incorrect Rise of TMNT Quotes

Leo is filming Splinter for a video.

Leo: Since you said you support the LGBT community. I want you to tell me what it stands for. L.

Splinter: Lesbian

Leo: G

Splinter: You [points to Leo]

Leo: B

Splinter: Bisexual

Leo: T

Splinter: Transgender

Leo: There’s a Q right.

Splinter: Yes, Queen!

Leo: No, it’s queer.

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Donnie comes back from buying groceries and starts putting them away. Splinter and Leo come in and the former notices something.

Splinter: Why did you buy that?!?

Donnie: [points at sauce] This one?

Splinter: Yeah, the Chick-fil-a!

Donnie: For dipping.

Splinter: You know that your brother’s gay. Huh? Huh?

Leo: [laughs] That’s right! That’s right! Supporting homophobia dang.

Donnie starts beating the sauce with a baguette. Leo and Splinter laugh.

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Leo, April, and Splinter are watching tv.

Splinter: I have a revelation!

Leo: What?

Splinter: My L [points to April] and G [points to Leo] are here! Lesbian and gay!

April and Leo start laughing.

Splinter: LGBTQ!!!

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Splinter walks into Leo’s room and sees Leo sitting on his bed with Casey.

Splinter: OMG! Oh sh*t! I thought you were gay.

Leo: I am. We’re just playing Pokémon.

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Donnie catches Splinter eating ice cream late at night.

Donnie: What are you doing?

Splinter drops his spoon and hastily covers the ice cream tub.

Splinter: What?!? What’s your problem?!?

Donnie: What is that?

Splinter: [tries hiding it] What?!? It’s nothing!

Donnie: That’s chocolate. What are you eating?

Splinter: [grabs a lemon] I’m looking at the lemons to see if they’re ripe so I can use it tomorrow.

Donnie: [laughing] That’s not what you were-

Splinter: Get away! Get out!

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Rise of TMNT & TMNT ‘12 Incorrect Quotes

Rise of TMNT

For fun, the turtles are doing a brownie cooking competition. Splinter, April, and Draxum are the judges and are about to announce thewinner.

Splinter: Our first brownie, without a doubt, is Mikey’s peanut butter brownie.

*Everyone claps and cheers, though with less enthusiasm from Donnie and Leo*

Mikey: Wow, there’s so many people to thank, first of all, my parents, everyone who believed in me- how much time do we have? We can- we can move on, I’m sorry.

April: Everything else sucked compared to Mikey, for real.

*Everyone starts laughing*

April: I mean. If Mikey is over here, you guys are not even in this room.

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Rise of TMNT 

Leo and Mikey are having a spitball contest to see how many they can land in a cup.  None of them have gotten a point. Mikey goes first and misses then Leo goes and gets his first point.

Leo: Yeah!! Did that go in? [checks cup] Yeah.

*Mikey goes again and nearly hits Leo. He misses*

Leo: OMG.

*Mikey spits out a second one but still misses*

Leo: How did you produce another one?

*Mikey laughs*

Leo: Where did that come from?

Mikey: I had two in my mouth.

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TMNT 2012

Donnie asked Mikey to do a timed multiplications test for a study. Mikey has trouble and is mentally exhausted by the time the timer goesoff.

Mikey: [hands over test] Alright, just grade the whole thing then we’ll talk about it.

Donnie: Okay, cool.

Mikey: [heavily sighs with a hand on his head] Aww man, that was so stressful.

*Donnie starts laughing*

Mikey: Genuinely, so stressful.

Donnie: I don’t know what- I just think you built it up in your mind.

Mikey: Well, because-

Donnie: [looks at paper] Oh.

Mikey: [laughs] Don’t worry about it, we’ll talk about it after.Just- Just grade it.

*Donnie stares at paper in utterbewilderment*

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TMNT 2012

Mikey and Casey are making pizza together and, as they waitfor the pizza to cook, they fool around.

Casey: Do the dance of Italy.

Mikey: [starts dancing] The dance of Italy! Howowo! It’s thedance of Italy!

*Casey joins in*

Both: Howowowo! It’s the dance of Italy! Howowowo! It’s the dance of Italy! Hoowowowo!

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TMNT 2012

Mikey, Raph, and Casey are going to cook together, and Mikey wants to do a funny intro.

Mikey: We are here to conquer cake once and for all. Introducing Casey “the Raph” Jones & Raph “the Casey” Jones. Together they make Rasey!

Casey & Raph: Nooo! Nooo!

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Rise of TMNT

Raph and Mona Lisa(oc) are meeting for the first time. Mona Lisa has Draxum pinned by the throat and Raph is trying to negotiate with her.

Raph: Y’know, if killing the Kraang is your sole purpose, I don’t think this is the best way to go about it. But here’s the point, he betrayed the Kraang and they are coming back for him. And when they do, that’s when you [makes the cutting your neck gesture]

Mona: Why would I put my finger on their throat?

Raph: [confused] What? Oh, no, it’s a symbol. This is a symbol for you slicing their throat. 

Mona: I would not slice his throat. I would cut their heads clean off.

Raph: It’s a general expression for you killing someone. [talking to a fellow alien] You’ve heard of this, you’ve seen this, right. Y’know whatthat is.

Alien: Yeah. [sees Mona glare at them] No. No.

Ducktales Incorrect Quotes #2 w/ ‘17 Louie & Dickie(oc)

Dickie and Louie are looking through postcards and pictures Goldie sent from one of her adventures in South America. One photo is of Goldie riding a mule.

Dickie: Can you imagine my grandma on a mule?

Louie: No.

Dickie: It’s like Scrooge at the beach.

Ducktales Incorrect Quotes #1 w/ ’17 Gos & Honker(oc)

Gosalyn and Honker are waiting by the side of an empty desert road as her parents are trying to salvage their car(Launchpad somehow crashed).

Gosalyn: Texas is huge.

Honker: 268,581 square miles to be exact. Largest state in the contiguous 48 and the second-most populous. Don’t mess with Texas.

Gosalyn: *rolls her eyes and drinks juice*

Honker: Hey, you want to read? I always do when I’m anxious. *hands book*

Gosalyn: *reads title* “The Magical Mathematics of Quantum Physics.” Ohh. Nope. *hands back book* I’m good. I’ll wait for the movie.

glinda: okay so what’s the tea

elphaba: uh? chamomile?

glinda:

glinda: the gossip, thropp. what’s the gossip

Puckby is Dead #3

Let world give me fanfics I want - an d now I want hurt and tortured in past Shen Qingqiu finding love and care and family. So literally fluff, if it's omegaverse it's even better, with tragic and horrible past.

I agree wholeheartedly. I see stuff like this all the time-

Idk who needs to see this, but you're welcome for the truth

@calypsohan shouting at you to relate because I have no friends

Arthur: There's no way he likes me back.

Leon: Merlin would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

Arthur: Merlin would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

You have no idea what it's like to have to hold your laugh in class because you’re imagining Katie McGrath with a dead serious expression, maybe even a little teary eyed saying “ 'Sorry' doesn’t bring back my fucking M&Ms!” over and over again

Things Supergirl Characters Absolutely Have Said Pt.3

Alex: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.

Kara: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.

Alex: Not when you’re playing with Brainy, it’s not. He put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

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J'onn: What’s your greatest weakness?

Brainy: Interpreting the semantics of a question, but ignoring the pragmatics.

J'onn: Could you give an example?

Brainy: Yes, I could.

- Kara: Look, I know you think my judgement's a bit clouded because I like Lena a little bit.

Alex, holding Kara's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Kara: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Alex: My mistake.

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Lena: This bloodline ends with me.

Alex: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say 'I'm gay.'

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Kara: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you're single?

Nia: Do not do that.

Kara: You won't even notice!

Brainy, entering: You wanted to see me?

Kara: Nia's single

Nia:

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Kara: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.

Lena:

Kara: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?

Lena: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.

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Suga is shobio's biggest supporter 😔👌

M'gann: Do you guys know where I can get one of those gold necklaces with a "T" on it?

Zatanna: That's a cross

M'gann: Across from where?

Dick: Sometimes I wish I wasn’t a minor and could just drink all my problems away

Artemis, talking about Paula: She wouldn't want us to fight.

Jade: Well she wouldn't exactly be shocked.

Wally: Once a year, Zatanna and I spend a day treating ourselves. What do we treat ourselves to?

Zatanna: Clothes.

Wally: Treat yoself.

Zatanna: Fragrances.

Wally: Treat yoself.

Zatanna: Massages.

Wally: Treat yoself.

Zatanna: Mimosas.

Wally: Treat yoself.

Zatanna: Fine leather goods

Wally: Treat yoself!

Zatanna: It's the best day of the year.

Wally and Zatanna: It's the best day of the year!

Dick: I have an idea. It's very uncool, but it's not technically illegal, technically. But it IS a dick move.

Wally: I love it

Artemis: Sex is not dating

Wally: If it were, Artemis and I would be dating

Artemis:...

The Team:....

Wally: How was I supposed to know there would be consequences for my actions?

Zatanna: Do you know how many basic bitches would KILL to have the same personality as me?

Kaldur: Can someone please explain to me why there is a cow in the living room

M'gann: We ran out of milk so I panicked and bought cow

*Right before when Artemis goes undercover*

Artemis: I know your deflecting by making jokes on how hot you are.

Wally *sobbing*: It's not a joke, I'm a legit snack.

Artemis walking into the room looking slightly disheveled: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.

Wally looking EXTREMELY DISHEVELED: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

Kalen: Babe! You had a crush on me? That's so embarrassing!

Abrielle: We're married.

Kalen: yeah, but still.

M'gann: You do yoga?

Artemis: Helps keep me centered. If you ask me about it again, I'll hunt you down and rip your face off.

Wally talking to Dick: Trust me. Relationships are nothing but pain and misery.

Artemis: *punches Wally*

Wally: what did I just say.

Connor talking to Wolf: Good boy! You make me so proud.

Wally: Thanks!

Connor: I couldn't not been more clearly talking to the wolf.

Wally: I'm going to go take another crack at Ivo

Artemis: You've been in there like 5 times. What are you going to do, annoy him into talking?

Wally: Ha ha

LATER

Wally:*sturming guitar and screaming*