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i was looking at getting the pocket mortys game and like i do with every game i checked the reviews first and i found the most wild thing ive ever read in a game review. i think i found a redditor that escaped the enclosure.

heres some highlights:

"you have to have a very high IQ to understand rick and morty."

" Ricks nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation -his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnays Volya literature"

"people who dislike Rick and morty truly ARE idiots."

"ricks catchphrase wubba lubba dub dub is a cryptic reference to tugenev's Russian epic fathers and sons."

" im smirking right now imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as dan harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. "

"what fools....how i pity them" (bros on a bit of a power trip or smth geez)

and this is one of the most wild parts of it they're talking about a rick and morty tattoo they have and go

"it's for the ladies eyes only- and even they have to demonstrate they're within 5 IQ points of my own (what so like 10?) preferably lower"

bro didn't even review the fuckin game💀 just ranted abt how intelligent he is for enjoying a damn cartoon.

is the game any good?

y'all feelin unmotivated?

here's an amazing motivational quote that my grandma told me today

"don't half cock it, go full cock"

her mind is a horrifying yet beautiful thing

having a kitty follow you down the street after you pet it is the highest honour possible. it's like "no, human, you mustn't leave yet, i require more of these things you call scritches, call me a cutie patootie once more."

the way they just follow behind you and you're like "im sorry, i must go" like it's some damn heart break, like we're forbidden lovers.

i always cave and end up stopping, my heart breaks when they meow and follow you, like im sowwwyyyy c'mere sweetheart, im sorry i left

thanks for the tag :]

random lore: ive been bitten by a goose (i was trying to feed the bastard, greedy fucker)

i got a mole in my elbow crease and ive got three freckles on my chest like orions belt

do freckles that you've always had count as some form of birthmarks? like those dark circle/dots that never go away?

tags @xi1dius hello :] i dont knkw anyone else here

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

first time drawing the old man.

it's pretty shit but i thought it'd be funny, ynkow those huge ass bottles of vodka? thats what i was goin for. also the pic below was the sketch and i had to stop bcz it made me laugh, it looks like the maple leaf from the canadian flag lmao

im glad im drawing again though. i might draw some more of rick and maybe morty, so if you've got any ideas that you dont mind me havin a crack at send em through.

just finished rick and morty....i know he's like way older but good lord

holy shit i just googled his age, he's fuckin 70💀....my opinion hasn't changed I've just been made slightly more aware that my tastes are questionable.

anyways, anyone know any good rick and morty fics, i dont mind what kind, it can be just a character one or x reader. i couldn't really find much.

also fuck jerry, i can see why people get annoyed with him in the show.

I NEED A BUFF MAN IN A DRESS NOW!!!

BRO IT'S A STUPID SHOW ABOUT GODDAMN CELLS WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO SAD!??

THE WAY I GOT SO ATTACHED TO FUCKIN LACTIC ACID BACTERIA???

this show is so damn sad and emotional for no reason, like they're just doing their jobs 😭 also that blond killer T cell (i will not forget the image of him in that dress) and neutrophil guy lowkey kinda fine ✋😔

but i feel kinda bad for the cancer cell. Whoever created this was definitely smoking this bcz what the fuck kinda thought process do you need to go "oh! lets give fuckin CANCER a sad backstory and slightly twisted yet good intentions" whyyyyy.

and the poor lil platelets, they're so cute when they're working so hard! the fact they get bribed by medals tho is kinda funny.

and that scene where the tree guy (forgot his name) ended up all disco just to fight off the flu. i kinda wished the neutrophill got a cooler upgrade.

it's also really funny that the red blood cell girl was like "oh he's so kind, such a sweetheart really" and then this dude is legit screaming and covered in a bacterias blood "DIE! DIE! DIE! KILL! KILL!" 💀

caiman from dorohedoro

sorry idk how to change image sizes

Omg do you have a Valentine because I could kiss you for this

Big strong lizard head man with no memories. Nothing in his lizard head but his love for gyoza and his bff who makes food for him. Fighter and a biter, mostly so the little man in his mouth can interrogate people. No I will not elaborate

Reminder, the premise is “would a normie think it’s weird to find them attractive?” (Would they have to “hear me out?”) NOT “smash-or-pass”

another valentines day spent pretending i think its cute that people are buying the corpses of plants to give to someone they love.

woke up, first thing that happened? a love letter? no. A fuckin nose bleed.

i dont get valentines day, like can you not love your partner the same on any other day?? you dont need a whole damn holiday just because you're in a relationship.

yo does anyone remember or know the name of this old (not like retro but like early 2000s maybe?) sonic game

it was really similar to that minion dash game, you'd run around in lanes and fight eggman, bouncing back his attacks and stuff.

I used to play it a shit tonne when i was a kid

it was on touchscreen stuff. like ipads an that.

i saw this really cool art of hiei wearing a shirt with eyes on it, and it gave me inspiration to design one for myself but i cant find the original post ;-;

has anyone seen it anywhere? i thought i had it in my likes but apparently not.

i think it was a drawing of the group? im not sure.

watching the english dub of yu yu hakusho with my grandma.

she's enjoying it, only complaints are how they keep dragging everything out which is fair.

but that episode with jin 💀

my grandma's irish and when we heard his accent we were both laughing so much lmao. like it came out of nowhere, so unexpected.

it sounded like an over-exaggerated accent, like someone thought of the stereotype and bumped it up to 100😭

she was pretty sad about genkai too.

i love kuwabara, cool dude fr....but he's so corny when he's with the girl (i forgot her name) i feel the seconda hand embarrassment and cringe as if im actually there.

i want whatever these idiots have goin on

yo how do i get outta this depression funk? i got shit to do. aint go no time to be moping about and questioning if i have a purpose in life or if i really do want to do what ive spent two years of my life studying for

NETFLIX!!! MY FAITH IN YOU IS SLIGHTLY RETURNING!!

THEY PUT FULL METAL ALCHEMIST BROTHERHOOD BACK ON!!!

WOOOO

time to go watch it instead of doing the pile of homework i got the second i stepped foot in the school building.

I dont want to see his stupid face again

what if i end up falling for him even more

does anyone else assign tastes to objects?

like I'll look at a computer monitor at school and my brain just goes "really shit liquorice"

or batteries tasting like lemon

i told someone i knew they'd taste like spicy cucumber.

idk what's going on...i think im just tired but eh, what can i do?

just another trope I'd like to see more of.

feral person A with leash holder person B, except, hear me out, it's not in the 'i own you' or 'i control you' kinda way.

it's in the way where person B is fully aware of how feral person A is...and simply shows them who to direct it on, gives them something to protect, gives them a target, the leash is just for show, just to let people know where the demon person A was sent from.

imagine in a fight or something and person A is holding back either not fighting and being somewhere else or not fighting at their full ability, only to get a nod from person B and everyone just goes "oh...shit" and person A is just like a switch, the leash has been dropped but in all honesty the leash was just there for show, for person A to find their way back like some giant bloodthirsty cat dropping off their prey proudly. and person B? you'd expect them to give person A a telling off, a lesson on morals at least...but no, they pat A's head proudly and praise them, tell them that they did such a good job

"look at you! you only killed five of the guys we needed alive!"

Everyone be lookin at person B like ' bitch get yo dawg' while person B is actively encouraging person A to be even more feral. (they probs think it's hot)

If life is but a game and we must obey the rules to win...

Why is it that I feel like the one being played?

-me

bro no-one told me how much of a pain in the ass it is to make an ao3 account💀

i gotta wait until the 18th of January to get an invitation???

is it like some high class secret club or somethin? what happened to signing up normally?

is it bcz it's a non profit thing? idk I've never really done much on it other than to read without an account but then i keep losing everything I've read😔

Late night thinking pt3/?

this was in my drafts and the number yall chose was this one soo....enjoy?

To love someone...

To love someone so much, to the point you change yourself for their sake.

It could be the normal, improving yourself, making yourself just that little bit better, someone they can be proud of, giving to charity more often, having better manners, saving more time for your partner.

But this is inspector me's late night thinking so as nice as that is, no.

To love someone so much that you change yourself...you change your very essence, if you could you'd turn yourself into an energy so they themselves could continue to be...them.

You'd change yourself into something thats no longer human, a tool, a monster, a shadow.

You dont want anything other than for them to thrive, you love them so much.

When i think of this all i imagine is the humble shadow. You'd changed into mere wisps, you swirl and sway around your lover, constantly in contact with their skin. No one expects you to be there but you don't care, as long as you are there...for them

You move quickly around them, you protect them from harm, turning into a weapon at their whim.

You move slowly around them, so soft, so slow. giving a cold comfort, covering their body entirely in yourself, your new form as a shadow allowing you to engulf them in a way you wish you could have done before.

i was playing some game, cant remember what its called buts its psp?? or smth and it's got kratos god of war in it. (the grey guy with red tattoos?) and theres a guy i really fuckin hate already.

smart arse face and dumbass top hat and moustache. the fucker kept dodging my attacks😑

anyways, it let you make your own character and i was just scrolling through some of like the clothes n shit.

it went from "deaths gauntlets" or smth to " cat ears" and and "cat paws" 😭 bro what is this game?? i love it lmao. i gave my guy a sword that looks like it's made outta flesh and its got an eye.

also started playing a metal gear solid game, which is fun. anyone got tips for playing either of em? or are they the kinda games ya just figure out on yer own?

scream

i feel the urge to scream

not in the ooh lala 😉 way. i mean in a way where my scream sounds like someone has died, like the screeching wheels of a car crash. i need to scream so loudly that i wake up some unknown being.

i need to claw at my skin and fall to the floor on my knees, look up at the sky as if saying to god "this is your fault" as i scream. my voice cracking but at least this strange weight on my chest that makes me feel almost suffocating has finally left

I've got a shit ton of drafts so would y'all be interested in seeing them, i think most of them are done. None of them are like character x reader, they're just random drabbles and thoughts. so uh I've got five i think, so you lot can just pick a number and I'll post that one lol

something about the early animations of zoro was just 👌

i prefer it so much and idk why, like both are cool but yk...he be cooler. maybe it's just the art style

especially in skypeia, that was my fave version of zoro. the tank top and goggles were a dangerous mix

gawd DAYUM THOSE ARMS

my apologies, my TED talk seemed to have just turned into thirsting😔

i got no other moots so it ends here lmao

last song: kryptonite by 3 doors down

Favourite colour: blue, legit any blue bcz im low key colour blind and cant tell the fuckin difference half the time.

last book: i dunno if this is finished or just in general but i finished the day the century ended and im currently on crime and punishment

last movie: The batman, pretty funny tho i dunno if it was mesant to be but he got smacked of a car by a bridge and like flipped here there and everywhere by the force lol. they kissed too much for two people that barely knew each other too.

last t.v. show: what counts as a t.v. show? does anime count? if so it was blue eyed samurai, pretty good.

sweet/spicy/savoury: spicy, and sweet and savoury are kinda tied but ig sweet is slightly better.

Relationship status: single, very lonely and pathetically crushing on someone ._.

last thing i googled: how to get rid of an ulcer quickly (very lame i know but it hurts like a bitch)

Current obsessions: call of duty, crabs, music, art, anime, sleep and reading.

Looking forward to: drinking more ginger beer, finishing an art project im already regretting and the treacle tart I've been eying up like a prostitute for the past three days.

and the no pressure tags shall be: no one bcz my bitch ass can't talk to people ;-;

Thanks for the tag @tunguszka20 <3

Last song: Eidolon by Night Ritual

Favourite colour: dark blue

Last book: Rozdroże kruków by A. Sapkowski

Last movie: Deadpool & Wolverine

Last TV show: The Big Bang Theory (I think?)

Sweet/spicy/savoury: savoury and then spicy, and then sweet

Relationship status: single and not complaining

Last thing I googled: USD to PLN

Current obsession: Call of Duty (Ghosts and MW), EPIC the Musical, Homer's epics, and a sprinkle of Red Dead Redemption 2 (my all-time obsession). Ah and The Witcher (another all-time obsession), mostly bc of the newest book that I've just read

Looking forward to: getting the prints from inprnt and Ghost concert in May 2025

No pressure tags: @aoioozora @deadbaguette @ithacantrickster @ihavehomework2dobutimhereinstead @vint-knight @akaittou @akaijisatsu @silaslich @yes-armageddon-it @achillesisnotcomingdown @loveydovey489 @feral-fox-crypt @night-orchids and anyone else who’d like to join!

irish skeleton in a suit with old fashioned revolvers

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

augh

at this point i just think my type is anyone that can keep up with my talking.

i get told so many times to slow down because I'm talking too fast.

I'll take anyone at this point if they can understand and keep up with me speed running vocabulary like im reciting the dictionary with a gun to my head.

or if i forget words they'll just sit there patiently and if im still struggling they'll give me the word im looking for and let me continue yapping

my standards have gotten so low yet so high ;-;