irinterpink

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i should figure out how to homebrew white monster actually

i like to imagine Wanderer always carry her like a sack of potatoes when making an escape like "No. We are not doing this." no matter how badly he wanna stomp the enemies into the ground, to turn them into the pathetic worms they are

an angel gets straight up resurrected every time someone headcanons alhaitham actually finding cyno's jokes funny and being really fucking invested in tcg with cyno and helping nahida adapt to sumeru while working alongside her & cyno and just generally finding cyno cool & worthy of respect & pretty and. haha.

hitting my lemon scented room freshener like it's a vape every time i go to the washroom

"you tried to eat a stapler?" GOD FORBID I have an iron-rich snack

Oitermelon

everything looks like a nail when you've got a hammer and every song is actually about the character when they're on your mind 24/7

honk shoo

The suspense in palpable.

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

i made a project on how cockroaches respire once and yeah i think i would have done this if i wasn't still studying how cockroaches respire to this day

you ever get assigned something as a project in school and for the rest of your life you have a strange attachment to the subject. in like seventh grade i had an assignment to make a poster about the elemental propoerties of osmium and to this day everytime someone mentions it im like 'YEAAAAAAH OSMIUM MENTIONED!!!!!!!!'

Is that a valid argument in your pants or is it just a phallacy?

I mean, fuck, I like bed. I like sleep. I like cozy blankies I like napping, I like to eep. I like Z catching and wink catching and counting sheep. I like doing beddie bye shit. Snooze it? Honk mimi

ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

this one at my window yesterday

Can only cardinals be the pope or are other birds also allowed? Can we elect a sparrow to be the next pope?

Chat, what other birds would make a good pope?

not the full legal name

Zn2Fe(PO4)2•4H2O

thanks I'll hit up Jesus to verify first next time

i got this ad just now, is this a sign i should apply for candidacy?

Looks like a GenAI photo. Unreliable. I would only trust real photos of biblical times

Apology to women

many beautiful women on the globe have wanted me to make love to them, but ive been too depressed, stressed, and alone in my room to get to my important duties that i know are out there. Im sorry, women, for letting you down...

the red button might be the most convincing point, what point is a pope without a backup plan

reasons why I should be the next pope:

I have an awesome taste in music

Im American but Canadian at heart

Sorry

i have a really cool dog thst can jump super high

if all goes wrong I have a big red button that will end it all

thank you for the consideration

sincerely,

paper eater

Pope John XII was elected at 18 and had orgies in the Vatican and allegedly died while doing another man's wife

So I don't see why you, paper eater, wouldn't be a better choice by a mile

.... The red button tho?

my geometry does not emphasize broad-band stealth

3D printing is being used to print organs, prosthetic limbs, and this

the world is ending but not fast enough to meet my deadlines

how I feel listening to ayesha erotica

i guess its hurt your pussy hour

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