Is That A Valid Argument In Your Pants Or Is It Just A Phallacy?

I didn't realise it was a shadow for a whole MINUTE and was just so impressed like waaaoooww i didn't even know cows could HAVE three distinct shades like that what are the chances it patterned like thissss before i realised

Baba IS you yes cuz baba a black sheep and that is NOT a black sheep

i bet that thing doesn't even have 3 bags of wool

walking away from the cambrian explosion and making sure not to look back at it so its all badass

popped up right as I was getting in the blanket and closing up the buttons of my sweater

whatever you're doing right now, can you please get about 10% cozier? just a little tiny bit. 10% more comfy please

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youve been reassigned, soldier. turn in your penis

we found hoes in a hoeless place