Guys, Gen Alpha Is So Cooked.

Guys, gen alpha is so cooked.

So I let my cousin (8,m) have my phone (big mistake) because he was being annoying and I was talking so someone so I needed him off of me. I let him have my phone and when I got it back idk what I was expecting my search history to be. Maybe things like transformers or any kids show. Even skibiti toilet would be acceptable at this point but what. Is. This. (Cant get a screenie coz I deleted it as soon as I saw it) THE MOST BRAINROTTED SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS ‘subway mcfrappee, skibiti mbappe?!?’

Anuda tale

my brother (10,m) and me were forced outside for around and hour and so after awhile, we got some of our friends and sat at one of their porches. Then, it happened, my brothers 2 most brainrotted friends came outside and kidnapped (he came with them willingly) him and climbed on top of a snow hill (I live in Canada) and started twerking and singing ‘raise your yayaya’. Like what? Gen alpha is cooked and that’s final.

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