Vanoss: Why Do You Always Call Me "pretty Boy?" I'm In My Twenties

Totally not a dumb idea I thought of this morning half awake about my modern au bluffy with @actuallycassidyiambusy demon au bluffy

M! Luffy: *putting the twins down for a nap with the other luffy just genuinely getting along* there we go now that they're asleep we can head out to get a snack real quick!

M! Buggy: WHAT THE FUCK WHO ARE YOU?! *yelling at demon buggy who was in a dark corner*

tyler: hah! your in love with evan!

brian: no i’m not!

tyler: but you have b+e on your desk

brian: that stands for .... brian loves eggs

I've had my mlp hyperfixation for over half my life... I ain't think it's going away any time soon

vanoss: You know what? Underneath it all, you’re actually quite nice.

panda: [Unable to look him in the eye, trying not to blush] Repeat that disgusting slander again and you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.

moo: I didn't catch your name

vanoss: I didn't throw it

he definitely is 

reminder that koki is canonically stronger than chris

headcanon that she works out with martin

tyler: I find it very unseemly of evan to start dating again. Isn't the customary period of mourning 10 years?

anthony: Die. Let's find out.

Ranboo: alshsjka

Phil: Did you find it?

Ranboo: asdfoipdkl

Sneeg: Use your words.

Ranboo, scared: l a v a

[Phil and Sneeg laugh at him]

I need motivation to finish this shit 😔😔😔 chat am I cooking???