Animated Starscream Except He Doesn't Have His Tits No More.

Windblade: Starscream why are you calling

Starscream: I just realised that if the high grade or drugs don't work to stop me being depressed.

Starscream: Why not take both at the same time! I'M GOING TO BE HAPPY GLITCHES!!!!

Later

Reporter: Starscream has been rushed to get dire medical treatment after Windblade found him coughing up energon and unresponsive. He is now stable and is being visited by some bots

Cut to Starscream strapped to a berth

Windblade: Tell me right now! WHAT THE FRAG MADE YOU DO THAT! YOU COULD HAVE DIED!!

Starscream: In my defence I wasn't aware that would happen

Wheeljack: Even I know what you did is dangerous and I'm literally the guy that triggers danger

Chromia: Unfortunately you survived though so I don't see the problem

Windblade: Not the right time Chromia

I lied I couldn't find a way to add the primes (yet tho DW) and I didn't feel like doing TC and SW yet so more shockwave content. Part of the au in previous posts. The next post of the au is going to be with soundwave to match with this (it will give more information).

So yeah my reason that empurata isn't a thing is that he's younger here and also the council isn't able to do that also it doesn't exist. That's why I kept some similarities to his usual face with the colours and soundwave.

My plan is to post some intros and lore of this au for a bit and then I'll stop so I can practice drawing so I can give more content and also maybe writing.

crack that turned into a headcannon

Imagine Starscream learning about human behaviour and mostly the internet.

And not on the 'aww he secretly still has a heart of gold' (honestly hate that). I mean in a way he only did it cause he was bored and only had human internet available.

And also for new insults he can use on Megatron without being understood so he can get away with it (he still gets abused cause Meg knew what he said was an insult) and cause when he says Cybertronian insults to humans they don't understand. He's just stepping up his roast battle game.

And soon others join in because they can't let Starscream have all the fun. And then Autobots (I know they hang out with humans but I think that they didn't dig into the 'mean' stuff) join in cause the battlefield was starting to be dominated by the decepticons due to the enormous metal damage.

And that's how all Cybertronians started to use human insults. Yeah I headcanon this now

That one meme video but Starscream multiverse

Therapist(Rung I guess): "Fine, your all without (loving) fathers alright."

SG Starscream: "I'm not. I fucking love my dad (Megatron)."

Qué montage of Megatron being careful and caring to Starscream and making sure he's alright and overall having fun.

SG Starscream: "My dad's fucking awesome 😎."

Other Starscream's: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!"

I thought that if Megatron isn't the reason why he is like this then it was something in the past and it really correlates with his personality for me. This is like my little au hopefully will make some memes on it in the future also this isn't inspired by someone else so if there is someone out there who has done this ig great minds think alike.

If you can't read some words ( neither can I 😢) just comment or smt else I'm too lazy to do it here.

And Tumblr keeps blurring the pictures man I might try and see if I can get a better pic on. Edit nvm it was when I was typing this it was blurry but ig when you post it unblurs or smt

when you ass is too scared to draw the eyes but also only draws eyes. Top is dazai and the eye is megumi

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

What do you mean I simplified his design so I can draw him in this stupid pose like.......

The brain block be real guys. Also this gotta be my fav design for starscream like it's basically modern armada design

(Both have swords and make you cry

I swear why is it the versions that use swords that make you cry like Hasbro FREEEEE HIM)

Dw we're in this together

It's just I barely ship and then in this one specific version of transformers I'm consumed by what could have been constantly (even making a Spotify playlist which I've never done for ships)

I don't really ship skystar as much as them which is sad cause there is no content of em

Starjack shippers where are yall

Starhawk shippers where are yall

KOSS shippers where are yall