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Cars characters as random quotes I wrote down on my phone

These quotes are all random things that people I know IRL said.

Max: Another goddamn micro USB! Where’s the mini USB?!?!

Miguel: The floor smells like fire.

Axlerod: Listen, buddy, I’m not a scientist. I just type in random numbers and pretend I’m right.

Sheriff: You’re literally just trying to push things into other things they’re not supposed to go in!

Cruz: Yes, I’ll take a yak. Two yaks, actually, please.

Sarge: You’re afraid of me, and of Bill Gates too.

Jackson: Happy goddamn birthday, you gorgeous bitch.

Acer: Grem, come back, I lost the torture device looking thing!

Mater: Well then, he can just go run into an electric fence if he’s going to be like that!

Tomber: Sneeze on the haters!

Fillmore: I wanna take an X-ray to a star and look at its bones.

Cal: No, don’t eat Neptune!!

Grem: If Photoshop was a hot Russian guy, I’d marry it.

Lightning, to Chick: You’re an asshole, I’m not high-fiving you!!

Sally: I’m busy dissecting sushi, hang on a second!

Vladimir: Alright, who just threw a 5-Hour Energy at me??

Raoul: Atheists- did my computer just burp?!

Ramone: What’s out there? ... Damn, those guys are good at dancing!

King: Did you just throw a fidget spinner?

Tex: First of all, he’s Jesus, and you’re not the boss of Jesus.

Lizzie: Hey baby, wanna yell at some apples together?

Shu: We need to use the formula for AAAH!

Victor: Why do you have 838 pictures of lasagna on your phone??

Francesco: No, get your own European boyfriends!

Professor Zundapp: Stop writing to me in French!!

Holley: Congratulations, you’ve just destroyed a planet with your shenanigans.

Finn: I’m ashamed to be part of this group. *wads up newspaper that Mater threw into his lap*

Petrov: Nobody ever likes my ideas because 90% of them involve dressing in drag.

Doc: Your oven is preheated, you syphilitic idiot!!

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(composed entirely of my IRL outfits - again) (except for 2B dress, I borrowed them once at work) (BUT I still wore them - even if only once - so it counts :D)

Okay Lindsey Collins is going way too hard for Mia because it sounds less like she’s fangirling and more like she’s getting off.

Tia ends up sounding like a normal type of fangirling.

Also aren’t Mia and Tia suppose to be teenagers?

Lightning’s really creepy now...

@singlespeedz But it looks like they already have their lights off before they flash him . Can cars install the pop up lights on themselves. Tity implants

My OT3:

Lightning/Sally/Cruz- Cool One/Clever One/Cute One

Jackson/Cruz/Natalie- Cool One/Cute One/Clever One

Eugene/Rapunzel/Cassandra- Cool One/Cute One/Clever One

Imagine your OT3 arguing about who is “the clever one”, who is “the cool one”, and who is “the cute one”.

Lightning you are going to be a good friend whether you like it or not.

Spoilers! The start of the demolition derby has leaked! Here’s a clip

Finn is the REAL IDIOT!

Future thing for my sporkings or when talking about Finn/ defending Mater.

Sorry for the absence this last few weeks. I have been forgetting my own schedule to post these on Fridays. However, I’m going to try and be more consistent. Anyways, this character is Dawna Days, a people pleaser with divorced parents, seems to be on the shy side and has just recently gotten into a relationship with one of the boys in the group, AJ Maye. I call their ship name Maydays. She was kind of a hard character to design because she’s another brunette in the group of girls and the creator of this character isn’t someone that I could contact to ask. I like Dawna, it was fun to figure out how to make her style distinct enough from Tara so they don’t look like twins, but that she would look like her face claim #emilycarey I know plaid clothes would’ve been an impossible design choice in the 1970s because they would’ve need to paint that texture onto the character’s cell sheet. #dawnadays #dawna #days #peoplepleaser #people #pleaser #sevenchronicles #seven #chronicles #strangerthings #calvinhgatsby #stranger #things https://www.instagram.com/p/CfxXnmFF9WA/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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I’ll rate it using the below system and say why I gave it that rating ^^

1 = NOTP, Disgusting.

2 = Don’t see it, Don’t care about it, Don’t know it.

3 = I could see why others like it but not at all my taste.

4 = I could see why others like it, kinda cute I suppose.

5 = It’s alright, I ship it a little perhaps…

6 = Nice ship, I ship it but as a side ship to other ships.

7 = I like it, would read a fanfic with them if it was well written.

8 = I REALLY like this ship but it wouldn’t work out in canon.

9 = I REALLY like this ship and it should be/is canon!

10 = One True Pairing (OTP). I will fight to the death for this ship.