Pov: Ed Hart

Literally me when my friends ask me the most random, outta pocket, crackhead energy kinda question.

Mood

@pizzalover8969 don't do it! I will put olives in your pizza in ways where you can't pick it off!!

Can i take nero out to burn stuff for fun? Maybe even burn something from dante? You can join too if you wish. The more the merrier

Assuming it is Nero and my brother I will join so no one kills each other.

You should try drawing Kyrie with Shadow under a tree? Maybe she will love it to be the first page in the book *hint hint wink wonk*

Fuck.

Now I don’t know what to draw.

Sounds like he definitely needs a break. But can I burn something with him!!!! I WILL GLADLY TAKE HIM TO LIGHT A FIRE!!! only if his dad's ok with it?

I know he's a grown man but still, what kind of qualities would you require of a step mom to Nero? He needs a mother figure no matter how old he is

Why do All of you people want to be Nero's step mother.

This is starting to get concerning.

Ladies your both pretty and this time I'll get two cakes for each of you. Strawberry for dante, blueberry for vergil. You cut your own cakes and only yours

Favorite kind of sushi? Also can I plan a birthday for you and Dante?

Tuna Nigiri.

If you wish to plan a party with us in the same building be prepared for me and my brother to turn it into rubble. We can get possessive over the cake. And Dante always loses.

Isn't that right Dante. @pizzalover8969

@taiga-shark this is something you'd do 1000%

I feel like someone's done this already, but I did it now too and you can't stop me

HE HAS PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!!?????!!! yet he always runs out of power in the shop!! Much less a cat???!!! All you need is a pet bird and a pet rock and bam! Your the next V

Dante I have been brutally rejected by vergil can I come join your team instead 3:>

Got dayum. I mean my team is just me, a cat i found outside, and a jar of peanutbutter

Pov trying to get me up and moving for the day as astarion 🤣

New alarm tone just dropped, exclusive from Neil Newborn 😂