Simon: Does Anyone Know How To Relax? Asking For A Friend.

Maddie: How do Wally and Charley usually get out of these messes?

Rhonda: They don't, Cherry Pop. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

Wally might be a football player but by god he's Charley's biggest GET IT cheerleader

THE ICARLY ONE GOT ME GOOD PLS 😭😭😭

School Spirits (actually just Simon Elroy) funny tumblr text memes

Rhonda writing a letter: Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty... and it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.

[fully ignoring the fact that janet got bagged and kidnapped as I scuff my feet against the floor because I'm not yet mentally ready to theorize about whatever the Fuck is going on with that plot thread] man... simon is such a great character huh. he's kind of like a feral cat that's hanging on by a thread and I love him a lot.

*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*

Wally: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

Rhonda: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.

Maddie: if you want information it is

Charley: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?

soooo funny when your alleged other best friend nicole subtly hints to janet that y’all know it’s her in maddie’s body in front of maddie’s mom and you absolutely lose it but when pretty ex-boyfriend xavier dumps a whole ass salt shaker on the body snatcher he doesn’t get fussed at in the slightest for it

EDIT: I would like to clarify this is a silly little jokey haha just in case that’s unclear 🙏🩵

Simon: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Xavier: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Simon: Seize the dick.

Wally: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Maddie: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

Maddie: I owe you one.

Wally: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.