Blue: Simon

*Simon and Xavier sitting in jail together*

Xavier: So who should we call?

Simon: I’d call Maddie, but I feel safer in jail

charwall keychain sneakpeak…

THIS IS SO CUTE OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH

Maddie: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.

Store Worker: Would Nicole Herrera and Claire Zomer please come to the front desk?

Claire + Nicole, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker pointing to Xavier + Simon: I believe they belong to you?

Xavier and Simon, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Nicole + Claire: We didn’t even bring you guys here with us-

S2E6 SPOILERS!!

hi hi everyone! here’s another meme drop for ya, please enjoy!

pt. 1 | pt. 2 | pt. 3

SEASON 2 SPOILERS!!

here’s another meme drop but in gif form! low quality gifs = higher quality humor imo so I hope you enjoy!

SEASON 2 SPOILERS!!

I’m back again with some more memes from season 2 so enjoy at your own risk!

pt. 1 | pt. 2 | — | pt. 4

Wally: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Rhonda: I'm a knife.

Quinn, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

nah bc the mr martin to janet and the maddie, simon, xavier ones got me cracking up a little too hard 😭😭😭

Tried using incorrect quotes with School Spirits characters

Maddie: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts! Simon, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack. Nicole, deadpanning at Simon: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.

Wally: So, they kissed me. Rhonda: And you kissed them back? Wally: No, I kissed their mouth.

Mr. Martin, to Janet: You're not Mario. Lets get something fucking straight, you're Luigi at best.

Charley: What’s your body count? Yuri: Do you mean sex or murder?

Wally, trying to flirt with Maddie: I think both of our families suck.

Yuri: Here is my wall of inspirational people. Dawn: Is that a picture of you? Yuri: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

Chloe: Did you miss me while I was gone? Claire: You were gone?

Maddie: Would you rather kill Xavier, or— Simon: Yes, kill them. Maddie: I didn’t say the other thing— Simon: I don’t need to hear it. Xavier: …I’m feeling a little unsafe.

Nicole: What’s sexting? Claire: I'm not having this conversation with you.

Sandra, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing? Janet as Maddie: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language. Sandra: Sandra: Water you doing?

Wally: What’s sexting? Charley: I'm not having this conversation with you.

Maddie: *venting endlessly to Rhonda about their week* Rhonda, every once in a while: *in a monotone* Wow, that is so wild.

Maddie trying to convince Simon she’s not a figment of his imagination: You can trust me! Let's not forget who pulled you out of the river when you were six.

Simon: let's not forget who pushed me in…