Stiles: Go Big Or Go Home

Babette: Quick, we need to distract the Listener! Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises!?

Cicero, giggling: My time has come.

scott: stiles is missing. can you find him?

derek: what?? do you think i have him microchipped or something?

scott: well, do you?

derek: ..yeah, hang on

Ranboo: Who hurt you? Tommy: *snorting* What, do you want a list? Ranboo, now holding a weapon: ...Yes, actually.

Imagine if you knew of a population of semi-wild hamsters that live communally near to where you live. They don't run for their lives and bolt into their nests for safety when they see you, they'll just kind of go "aw fuck there's that guy again" and just kind of lazily trot off - they know you're not really a predator, just an inconvenience. But some of them don't flee from you, they're a bit weird you guess, but those are your favourites. So every once in a while when you've got a task you really don't want to do alone, you can just walk up there, grab a hamster, pop it into your breast pocket and now you've got a little emotional support buddy for the day.

That's Gandalf's relationship with the hobbits.

God I need Crystal's wardrobe.

Jack: Dad can you pass me the salt

Sam Dean and Cas all go to hand him salt

Jack: …thanks dad..s

Sam,Dean,Cas insink: you’re welcome

Rowena: Jack hon do me a wee favor and shoot me please.

Tubbo, plucking flowers: Ranboo loves me

Tubbo: he loves me not.

Tubbo: he loves me

Tubbo, picking the last petal: he loves me not :(

Ranboo, bursting into the room with armfuls of flowers: Wait try again i think that's wrong

/p :))

-> PERCY AND OLIVER TEXT MESSAGES

This is Part 1

Also all of these convos are from @supersharkgentlemen dialogue posts. Go to their page, like, reblog and follow,the dialogues are hilarious

I just wanted to put them in chat format

So here you go

tommy: HELP! I TOLD PHIL I'D COOK TONIGHT BUT I CANT COOK FOR SHIT.

ranboo, pouring the milk into the cereal box: dont worry, my friend.

ranboo: you've come to the right person.

Jekyll: I turned out perfectly fine! I'm perfectly okay!

Jasper: Sir, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Jekyll: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!! NO ONE ELSE PUT THE BREAD IN!!!