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swordsonnet-bardofwar

Back to my usual bullshit

One Piece|DpxW|StarTrek|The Witcher| ♤Pronouns may vary/ I don't give a shit◇ ♡Safe Space for everyone♧ | Give me men with pecs and thighs that can choke me | ☆ I do poetry, calligraphy and other types of art ☆ Rarely posting cause I got memory issues ☆☆ fan of Dnd/ general Rp ☆☆

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1 week ago
A two paneled comic page.

1. Cora-san stands next to Trafalgar Law, wearing a Heart Pirate boiler suit. Law motions his hand off to the side.

Law: "Cora-san, I'd like you to meet the doctor of the Strawhat crew, Tony Tony Chopper."

2. We see Chopper waving up at Law and Cora, smiling happily.

Chopper: "Traffy!"

Law: "Tony-ya, this is my benefactor and new crewmate, Cora-san."

Chopper: "It's nice to meet you!"
A two paneled comic page.

1. Chopper now looks concerned, with a worried smile on his face.

Chopper: "Uh...are you ok?"

2. Cora is staring down at Chopper ominously, his cigarette brought up to his mouth as he makes a questioning hum.

Meanwhile, Cora is having a thought bubble. 

Cora, internally: "Fuck, he's so defenstratable!" (Note: defenstration is the act of throwing someone out a window)
His thought bubble continues, imagining and comparing the roundness of Law's hat when he was a kid to the round hat that Chopper currently wears, followed by a simple two paneled comic of Cora grabbing Chopper by his hat and then tossing him through a window, similar to what he did to Law when they first met.

A nostalgic urge

Law tells him to quit scaring Chopper

swordsonnet-bardofwar
1 week ago

There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

swordsonnet-bardofwar
1 week ago

just watched concrete try and fail to fit into this napkin holder for the past five minutes, now he’s just been standing with his front paws in it looking mad and tired

swordsonnet-bardofwar
1 week ago
A single paneled comic page.

Cora: "Having a onehead!!"

Cora has dramatically pushed up his bangs, revealing that his hairline is extremely close to his brow line, leaving him with little-to-no forehead to speak of. His expression is dour, and he even sheds a single tear.

Note to non-english speakers. This is a pun based on the word forehead in English, sounding like the number "four" (4), plus "head." Four-head. Forehead.
A three paneled comic page.

1. Cora strikes a dramatic pose with one hand over his eyes and another in a clawed clench in front of him. He still grimaces.
Cora: "My brother shares your affliction, it's true, but-"

2. A small panel that has a simple portrait of Donquixote Doflamingo laughing.

3. A closer view of Law who is stricken with terror as he listens to Cora, still gripping his hat brim, causing it to partially obscure his face, only one eye showing from the harsh shadows. Cora continues to speak.
Cora: "Neither of you could possibly understand the agony I live with..."
A two paneled comic page.

1. Corazon has a stern grimace on his face as he points down, his face partially in shadow.
Cora: "Law, you ungrateful brat"

2. Young Trafalgar Law stands, looking up at Cora off screen, fearfully gripping the brim of his fuzzy spotted hat. Cora's hand is all that is seen of him, still pointing down at Law.
Cora: "You should be GLAD you have a 4.5 head."
A two paneled comic page.

1. Adult Law is asleep at his work desk, his head down, pillowed by his arms. On his desk is an array of scattered books and papers.

2. Law is suddenly startled awake, seemingly having a nightmare regarding the previous events. His eyes are unfocused, a string of drool comes from his mouth, and a paper note is stuck to his forehead.
Law: -snort- -gasp!- "Wuzzuh, huh? Cora?"

Trafalgar Law is still haunted by nightmares regarding his beloved benefactor, Cora-san

swordsonnet-bardofwar
1 week ago

I don’t know what compelled me to make this literally in the dead of night but this is exactly the relationship I think (fear) they have and I had to animate this lol

Also I just know that corazón would spoil the heck out of him so of course he did it for him

swordsonnet-bardofwar
3 weeks ago

It is slowly taking shape

Oh my god what are proportions I have never before drawn a human or anything close to it aaaaaaaa

It Is Slowly Taking Shape

I have never used krita before either oh my god

I should've stuck to ibis paint :c


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3 weeks ago
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3 weeks ago
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3 weeks ago

Someone fucking save me what are poses, why am i doing this to myself at 3:31 am, why did i ever decide doing this was a good idea

Someone Fucking Save Me What Are Poses, Why Am I Doing This To Myself At 3:31 Am, Why Did I Ever Decide

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swordsonnet-bardofwar
1 month ago

Happy First Contact Day!

Happy First Contact Day!

Congratulations, S'chn T'gai clan, on four generations of slutty, slutty Vulcan men!


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swordsonnet-bardofwar
2 months ago

I wish more people used Magic the Gathering's Color Pie instead of D&D's alignment all of the time.

Like, saying a character embodies the selfishness and impulsivenes of Red Black offers more depth than Chaotic Evil

swordsonnet-bardofwar
2 months ago

when you're autistic and you learn how to smalltalk it literally feels like you started hacking real life

swordsonnet-bardofwar
2 months ago

my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

swordsonnet-bardofwar
2 months ago
Eredin: Have They Left? Avallac'h: No.

Eredin: Have they left? Avallac'h: No.

This fanart is for Aen Elle fans

swordsonnet-bardofwar
2 months ago
>> They Are Matching VK | Instagram | Telegram

>> they are matching VK | Instagram | Telegram

swordsonnet-bardofwar
2 months ago
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2 months ago
Leaked Scene From Sirens Of The Deep
Leaked Scene From Sirens Of The Deep

Leaked scene from Sirens of the Deep

swordsonnet-bardofwar
2 months ago
Geralt By Yama Orce.

Geralt by Yama Orce.

swordsonnet-bardofwar
2 months ago

wade is terrified of scaring logan off with his love & logan is terrified of hurting wade unintentionally so they are at an impasse for a solid two months before they reach the communication stage

swordsonnet-bardofwar
3 months ago

Art!

Art!
Art!

I'm pretty much done with this art project, I just need to draw/paint it and make a process booklet

In a week

Haha

Nah fr this is fun


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swordsonnet-bardofwar
3 months ago

I cannot believe that one if my favorite games currently is just... paperwork


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swordsonnet-bardofwar
3 months ago

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3 months ago
swordsonnet-bardofwar
4 months ago

Laura: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.

Logan: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Wade isn’t


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swordsonnet-bardofwar
4 months ago
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4 months ago

Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves

swordsonnet-bardofwar
4 months ago

Sliding back into the star trek fandom at warp speed because when seeing someones hat pommel (which had fallen off) I immediately thought of a tribble and had a little moment of panic because i wouldn't be able to feed all of them.

I quickly realized how stupid that was but well, I'm back at it again

Sliding Back Into The Star Trek Fandom At Warp Speed Because When Seeing Someones Hat Pommel (which Had
Sliding Back Into The Star Trek Fandom At Warp Speed Because When Seeing Someones Hat Pommel (which Had
Sliding Back Into The Star Trek Fandom At Warp Speed Because When Seeing Someones Hat Pommel (which Had
Sliding Back Into The Star Trek Fandom At Warp Speed Because When Seeing Someones Hat Pommel (which Had
Sliding Back Into The Star Trek Fandom At Warp Speed Because When Seeing Someones Hat Pommel (which Had
Sliding Back Into The Star Trek Fandom At Warp Speed Because When Seeing Someones Hat Pommel (which Had

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swordsonnet-bardofwar
4 months ago

Me after writing 10 pages of backstory and creating and entire map and 40 new characters to support the lore of my little blorbo

being obsessed with your own oc is so awesome because everything you say is right. no headcanons we die like men


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swordsonnet-bardofwar
5 months ago
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