thetelekineticfrog

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Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr

literally everyone

Please reblog so I can make this happen

What the heck i just got crab raved

*Chuckles in blast burn*

umn.. sorry but um... I couldn't help but notice that you do not immediately threaten my Scizor..... im gonna just 😬 swords dance 😬 if that's ok

What about lowering their hp stat? (That is, seting their maximum lower so that healing items cannot fully undo what you have done

i find it v cute when rpgs offer me, someone whose sole strategy is “attacking enemies,” status changing effects. “this lowers your enemy’s speed” you know what else would lower their speed? being dead, from my fists

guy who does unboxing videos but he only talks about the boxes

Had a fun idea:

A superhero comic which rather than telling you the hero's secret identity because it's- you know- a secret, we see like mabye three people who might be. None of them know eachother. We are never explicitly told that any of these people are the hero. They all have their own motivations and events that might or might not be what caused them to get powers and eventually use them as a superhero.

Perhaps the hero's (public only?) appearances are presented with dates but scenes with the "civilian identities" are not, so that without revealing who it is we avoid the problem of at least two people disapearing in a hurry right before the hero shows up and reappearing just after they finnished.

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Reblog if you genuinely support asexuals

It terrifies me that there’s so much raging passion in the lgbt+ community that insist on marginalizing asexuals and implying that asexuals don’t deserve to have safe spaces. There’s still so much acephobia so I just wanna know which blogs are genuinely supportive and a safe space for asexuals

I'm going to tell you my pokemon go friend number

705200733551

This has been my pokemon go friend number

Didn't I tell you guys "do not the bread" ?

We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

Hmm

Wooaah

I will keep this in mind in case i get chytrids

These little dudes are not only chillin' but also warming themselves in heated cubbies to help them beat a fungal infection!!

Photo from the article in Science.

Research abstract: Nature

Okay so hypothetically if I dig far enough into the SCP fandom I'll find a Mobile Task Force staffed entirely by trans women. MTF of mtfs

Tumblr has somehow convinced itself that this is the only post at all related to pokemon mystery dungeon that has ever existed

You ever miss your opposable thumbs

I scheduled it but why did I get it on day 4 this time

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

You seem trustworthy...

Sure.

does anyone want to hire me to be their evil advisor

hey girl hru. me? nothing much. but uh hey. girl your oozing girl… no girl like green. not glowing- oozing. yea no. I won’t tell anyone I just wanted to let you know in case you need to pack that alien shit up. yea girl thanks sorry about that

Darn it. Now where will I put all these rebellious intentions?

What does your position as lord actually mean?

Uhhh it means you all have to be really nicely to me. If you don’t want to though, that’s okay. 😔 I’m not a tyrant 🐸

I honestly just saw "follow me" mentioned, and followed you

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

My NSFW Catgirls zine.

can i get some lesbo assistantce ineed 2 steal a big diamond

sneebsnab

Writing tags under posts has the same energy as drawing a dick on your school desk and hoping the next fifth-grader finds it funny

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Something like this would be so colossally helpful. I'm sick and tired of trying to research specific clothing from any given culture and being met with either racist stereotypical costumes worn by yt people or ai generated garbage nonsense, and trying to be hyper specific with searches yields fuck all. Like I generally just cannot trust the legitimacy of most search results at this point. It's extremely frustrating. If there are good resources for this then they're buried deep under all the other bullshit, and idk where to start looking.

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god grant me the serenity to eroticize what i cannot change

having watched the trailer… I like everything about Murderbot except Murderbot