Shipping - Blog Posts

Just because I love them 💜💚

Babe wake up it’s time to ship something that has zero fan content!!

I like to imagine that this is Shigadabi inbetween LOV plans/missions

There's wholesome ships and there's toxic ships, but I'd like to coin 'sodium chloride ships', where the individuals involved are both horrible and dangerous people, but somehow being together renders them surprisingly well-adjusted (if a little salty).

“Cant ppl just be friends?” You know what? Not anymore! Look you’ve ruined it for the rest of us. Good job.

“cant people just be friends anymore??” no i need to see them fuck nasty next question

If I see any comments disagreeing with this I'm putting you on a watchlist and calling your mother.

I like it how STARCO just showed up in an Adrienette Moment. THIS IS FREAKING DEsTiNy You GUYS!!!! XD (no offense to the non-shippers)

Rating tmf ships but I come up with the wackiest rating systems because im insane

jailey - one if you cant look at the crowd look at me okay out of two princess stickers

Classic. It's not one of my favorites but defienetly in the A category. They have a good buildup and great chemistry. I think nobody would argue against that they're probably going to be endgame and I'm fine with that.

jaisy - is this really how you're gonna leave things out of two childhood friends

They're one of my favorites. Daisy's always there for Jake and Jake is always so kind to her. I wish we could have seen Jake being there for Daisy with her problems as well but Sean slid in there(not really complaining but alas). I really hope we see more progress in their relationship in season 2 although I think season 2 will be focusing more on jailey.

jean - one idk out of where did this come from

I dont find them as appealing as other ships but defienetly not my least favorite either. They're cute. I guess. Not much to say tbh I havent really thought about how a romantic dynamic would be between them.

jander - one hear me out out of hate isn't strong enough of a word

I havent really interacted with the tmf fandom much so idk how ya'll treat non canon ships that arent drake but I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say I like this ship. I also love lander ofc and thats the beauty of multishipping. But yeah I think jander is nice. B tier imo.

jia - 8.5/13

Ahhhhhhhhhhh. The sweet scent of unrequited love. I'm not that much of a big fan of them but I like the angst. Also they look good together lol.

jilly(?) - one slap to the face out of however many jake ships there are

Sorry Jake x Millyshippers, not my cup of tea. I just dont see much appeal to it really. But you do you gang. (No but seriously hwo many Jake ships are there?)

juke - why so serious out of jake's favorite jacket that he got from a thrift store down in blah blah blah...

Nottt for me. Don't have much to say about them. D tier.

drake - endless thoughts of what could have been out of its as if we never were

I'm afraid it was never casual guys. But jokes aside, Drew paralelling the people that canonically have a crush on Jake(or do in subtext) is just so dear to me. Like yesss feedmy delusions. I love the concept of unrequited love on Drew's end and Jake having no idea until it's too late. ("I'm not in love with you anymore." "I didnt know you ever were") They have so much capacity for angst and I love that.

drakailey - boaf? Boaf out of HEAR ME OUTT

Guys hear me out. Can't decide between Drake and Jailey? Have them both. But honestly I really like this ship. It's a fun dynamic to think about what can I say. Also they need more content tmf fandom I am begging you.

Lander - 10/10

I saw an edit of them that was Zander saying how he's "not like Stacy yknow" and Luke was like "Yes, and?" and I think that's beautiful. Their relationship is nicely balanced and healthy. I just wish the fandom would stop making Luke Zander's parent, always telling him to "calm down". They're widely mischaracterised in the fandom which Zander really isn't that hard to mischaracterise so idek how yall do that...

Milliot - how does this work out of one cactus with flowers

Don't get me wrong, I like them. I really liked them when they were first introduced and I am really glad they got a bit more fleshed out in the spin off. I really liked Elliot's character. What confuses me is that I'm usually not a huge fan of the nerd x troublemaker trope. But they work because Milly's not an asshole to other people (Except zoey but she highkey deserves it sooo)

Droey - three sappy nicknames out of fifteen "busy weekends"

I don't. Like this ship. No matter how much I dislike(half true) Drew nobody deserves to get cheated on. Zoey's an immature girl and she really needs to grow up (side eyes the jomies cameo in the spinoff). I know a particular of the fandom likes to make them be in sort of a "lavender relationship" and I'm not really against that I'm just talking about their canon selves.

Dria - we got rejected by jake out of pretty girls walk like this (if somebody understands the references I'm making I'm kissing you)

I meaannnnn... I just don't think Drew would go after his cheating ex's ex best friend. Now that I put it like that it doesn't sound too bad... I'm not opposed to it but I wouldn't really go out of my way to look up content for them.

Zia - 4.7/10

I'm really not sure about this yall. Not a big fan of it though. I guess I could say I'm neutral.

Saisy - three misunderstandings out of one red rose

They're cute, they have chemistry, what can I say? I'm not really a huge fan but im not against it either. I like it. B tier.

henriam - two best friends out of one room

(see what I did there? haha) They're just such a fun ship I dont really have that much to say honestly. They will kiss.

Driam - 8/10

I don't LOVE it but you know what I do love? Ya guessed it! It's the angst potential. Ooh one sided driam... with one sided henriam as well... wowww... yummy

Jenry- two dorks out of one hero academia

Pretty cute. Not my favorite but I do like it. :3 They're just so sillyy.

There are soooo many ships!!! I think I'l make a part 2 for this. This post is getting a bit too long.

Rating pjo ships because I've seen a good amount of people doing it lately and it seems fun. But there's a twist!! I used the wackiest rating system imaginable because I'm insane. Have fun.

Percabeth: a hundred hearts out of five blue cookies.

Their dynamic is not only incredibly fun but also they complement each other very well. Honestly, when I first read the books, I didn't really want them to get together because I didn't want another "main guy gets main girl" situation, but they're honestly made for each other.

Jiper: five daggers out of ten great canyons

They were incredibly forced, but honestly not that bad of a ship. They were really cute but I dont have much to say about it.

Valgrace: fifty festus heads out of ten college aus

One of my favorite Jason ships ever. I love me some tragic gays.

Pipabeth: Two goddesses out of fifteen owls

I will ALWAYS support a good wlw ship. And Piper defo had a microcrush on Annabeth while they were on the Argo II. Plus the fanart of them is SO good.

Jercy/Person: twelve riptides out of ten horses

I like reading about it and it's quite fun to think about. Nothing much to say honestly.

Perachel: Ten prophecies out of nine pancakes drowned in syrup

They could have been cute. I dont really ship them though.

Annrachel(is that the name?): three prophecies out of five spiders

Korrasami vibes lmao. I think they're better off as friends but I will read a fanfic if I find an interesting one.

Solangelo: twenty-six skulls out of ten doctors notes

They were written for each other. As in Rick made sure that they were written for each other. I havent read tsats yet and im still on the first toa book so I don't have much on their dynamic. Still I like them and they visually look good together.

Valdangelo: ninety-four automatons out of six pomegranate seeds

They would have been unstoppable I tell you! Unstoppable!! Or maybe I'm biased. Either way they would have been an amazing couple together but Rick was too much of a coward to let them be (boy)friends. (Can you tell I'm biased?)

Jeyna: One bad father out of two older sisters.

UPDATE!!1!1!1 It has come to my attention that Reyna is canonically aroace with no romantic or sexual interest whatsoever so this ship is out of the window.

Jasico: 3/10

Personally I've never seen the hype for them. I like their dynamic a lot but not really in a shipping way. Sorry pjotumblr😔

Pernico: One bathe in the river styx out of thirteen hades figurines

The angst of Nico having a crush in Percy is a good concept to explore. Both in relationships with other characters and Nico's character development. But them being in a relationship together just irks me. It's not entirely problematic(at least i dont think it is? Correct me if im wrong), but still, the age gap makes me uncomfortable.

Ruegard: thirty-seven drakons out of one patrochilles parallel

Like I said, I love me some wlw ships. And while I've never really been a diehard fan of them, the fanart is amazing, so of course i ship them.

Frazel: 6/10

Rick try to make a girl and a boy stay friends challenge(impossible). But jokes aside, the 13-16 gap makes me annoyed. Three years isn't much but it matters in this situation. And it annoys me bacuse I want to like them. They have a cute dynamic but the maturity gap between them kinda gets in the way. That said, I would probably have liked them a lot better if they just stayed friends.

Valzhang: Nine eagles out of twenty hidden bunkers

Like I said before, I will consume almost every ship in a fandom. And if I find good fanfics of them, I will read it because I like exploring different characters' dynamics with each other. It's fun and I honestly think the pjo fandom should chill out a little. The amount of people who put others down for shipping something that isn't canon is way too much. Just let people enjoy their ships.

I think that's all? I didn't include Grover and Juniper because I honestly don't really have any opinions on them. They just exist and it's kinda like Rick just made them canon because he didn't want grover to feel left out. Let me know if there's other ships you'd want me to rate!

hate when i’m talking abt ships and someone brings up the canon…. “well in the show-!!!” don’t care, they are husbands.

“cant people just be friends” not as long as i’m here.

me eating up fanart, fanfics and edits of ships i don’t know anything about

anyone have any amazing sambucky accounts i can follow? trying to be more active on here. along with the fact my feed is pretty dead rn

why would you go out of your way to tag sambucky 😭 yall need to actually pay attention and see that nobody thought that sambucky was actually gonna be canon. of course people HOPED but nobody actually believed that was gonna happen in the show. I'm like 99% sure those queerbaiting comments were just jokes too so??? Idk this is all good and dandy but the specific call out is weird.

so apparently, disney has cleared it up that bucky is STRAIGHT & not bi

which i think is somehow still a good thing???

like i get that sambucky! shippers are gonna be pissed bc nothing's gonna happen there, and there are ppl from the lgbt community who want representation as well

bUT LIKE HEAR ME OUT

it's also good message to put out there for the kids & teenagers (and adults) that are watching

THEY ARE SAYING THAT IT IS OK TO HAVE A STRONG RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE, JUST BECAUSE!!!

normalize NOT romanticize yfm?

coz like everybody knows there is STILL too much bullshit going on about how two straight guys/girls CAN'T have a deep connection and bond without it being something more

so i guess it's just something that's nice to put out there as well, especially for kids bc they are gonna bring that lesson with them when they grow older

edit: the director said that the whole tiger thing wasn't supposed to seem like a sort of 'coming out',, it was just meant to show everybody how out of place and clueless he still is about modern day society

imma just end this here eek – to any sambucky! shippers out there, pls don't attack me this is just my opinion/outtake

The accuracy

Whenever a lumity moment happens

For all fans of voltron

This is a message for everyone

After season 7 I will also leave the fandom .... but not for the reasons that you believe.

You want to stop watching the show because Klance is not canon ?! Because Axca could have a crush for keith ?! Because a character you liked without really knowing him is dead?!?!

Voltron Legendary Defender tells the story of teenagers and young adults discovering space lions and engaging in a war against aliens seeking to conquer the galaxy

This is not the FUCKING Love Story of Lance and Keith: The Serie !!

I understand that you can be disappointed but if on 13 epic episodes you remember only the elements mentioned above and that you go away because of that....

First, it's not you who decide the rest of the events of the show and then ... well ... GO AWAY !!! It will be good for everyone and Voltron deserves better as fans than aggressive idiots who are never happy of what they are given and whose only purpose is to see their ship become canon.

I'm sorry if I hurt more than one but some people should really question themselves (I'm talking to you) ... are you really REAL fans, I do not have the impression and if you want to leave like me, do it, but grow up and stop driving like spoiled rotten kids!

Dreamworks has brought you a great science fiction serie, BEAUTIFUL in the form, with endearing and intricate characters, epic battles, moving and funny moments, an eventful storyline and even a confirmed Lgbt couple for everyone to relate to... ( on 7 important characters ( paladins, coran and allura) one is canonically gay which is more than 14% of the group: it is perfectly realistic, not worth to imagine that all the characters are gay it would not have neither sense nor logic )...

..... and you are not happy, WORST you only see the evil and criticize it constantly.

Voltron owes you nothing and you are just ungrateful and aggressive towards the serie, the doublers, the staff and dreamworks that made you dream ...

I do not understand....

chat I cooked! Never let me in the kitchen again!

JD Vance x tim waltz so cute 🥰

So what are the current cannon ships in this au ?

The only cannon ships for my au are

Catnap x Dogday

Simon Smoke x Kickin’ Chicken

And Bobby Bearhug x Maggie Mako

draw your otp as thjs

them ong

" how it should have been..."

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(they looked so cute together omg🥹)....

Why...WHYYYY

I needed to see them hug

Ok hear me out

Every interaction between Caleb, and Evelyn. Evelyn is trying to flirt with Caleb but he doesn’t notice, so eventually Evelyn just stops flirting just to tired to continue, so her and Caleb just talk, and eventually Caleb asks Evelyn to stop flirting Evelyn tells him she stopped and hasn’t been flirting this whole time. Turns out boiling isles and human realm flirting are to very different things.

Yandere Frieza anyone?

I was listening to the song 'Smoke and mirrors' by Jayn and made this, The proportions and lighting are pretty bad though.

I'll never understand ship arguments that boil down to "oh but they've never interacted before" or "they don't have a developed relationship" or "they wouldn't like each other(or something similar of the like)" or "this wouldn't add to the story" but especially "this isn't canon" because literally WHAT does that have to do with me????

you mean to say that I'm not allowed to put character m and character h in a box and shake it till they kiss on the lips because they haven't met in the media? my nigga THIS IS FICTION‼️ THESE PEOPLE AREN'T REAL‼️ THEIR 'CANON' INTERACTIONS ARE LITERALLY MADE UP‼️

at the end of the day they are pieces of paper at the whims and wiles of whoever interacts with the media and policing how people interact with the media and it's characters just makes you sound stupid and immature. i pinky promise you absolutely no one is listening to your speil🙏

tl;dr: fake niggas ship characters based only on 'logic', 'canon' and/or other uninteresting factors because they are unimaginative, unoriginal, BORING people.

real gangsters ship characters based on aesthetics and brain tickles because they were born with the rare ability to think for themselves

Fresh and Dream, I love them sm 🥰

So here are 2 funfacts:

1)Since Dream has tree features, whenever he gets excited, happy, frustered or anything similiar to that, some flowers will bloom on top of his head, they Will immediately start to fade away if Dream is under stress or feels negative. However sometimes he doesnt ends up in a negative situtation which ends with him having to pull the flowers away himself, and yes, it does actually hurts a little when he has to tear them apart himself by hand.

2)Fresh and Dream are kind of a paralels to Roger Rabbit and Jessica Rabbit. Their dynamic is the pretty close to eachother. İt can also seen as "The God of Positivity Who is elegant and literally breath taking and The weird parazite thing that is obsessed with furbies", Also Dream has the same reason for loving Fresh,( just like Jessica Rabbit) he doesnt cares about Fresh's appearence or weirdness, he loves his silly boyfriend because Fresh makes him laugh, its that simple

I ship it. Works out better than Cruzon.

Cruz that Ship!

1. Cruzalie (Cruz/Natalie)

2. Cruzon (Cruz/Jackson)

3. Critter (Cruz/Miss Fritter)

4. Cruzling... (Cruz/Sterling)

Reblog if you ship Cruz Ramirez and Natalie Certain.

WHAT?! (Cars 3 spoilers)

@imcarstrash My God! Did you not realize what you just said? Or the implications of it!

“Oh yeah he hit her but at least he didn’t attempt to straight murder her.”

I don’t think you intended it that way but it looks like you’re condoning possible abuse.

Even then, Jackson got angry and desperate and decided to crash her into the wall.

l’ll admit I kind of ship Cruzon but I don’t condone what Jackson did. If I were to write a fanfic of these two being a couple than Jackson would be the one who’d need to admit he’s at fault, that he realized he went too far, maybe try to make it up to Cruz. Though not in the way of “I’ve changed!”, “It’ll be better this time”, or Cruz doing the whole “I can change him” schtick seen in almost EVERY YA novel nowadays.

Sorry it’s just your comment struck out at me as being ignorant of what you’re saying. I don’t want to attack you, but inform you. I apologize if it seemed like I was attacking you.

And it's called Freeway of Love... is Fritter trying to serenade Cruz?

Crackship GO! If Cruzon doesn't work than.... Dammit I can't think of the ship name for Cruz and Fritter!

Lemonade and the Magic School Bus from Hell

Can anyone think of anything better? I want my lesbian cars!

Guys…. lea delaria did a song for Cars 3……. miss fritter jazz music…….. guys…

YES I HAVE TO SHIP RIGHT NOW! I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP AND I’M GOING TO SAIL HER INTO WHATEVER I DAMN WELL PLEASE!

I was the FIRST Cruzon shipper!

Ill take this ship to my grave okay.

Papa Lightning! 

When he’s not being a Jealous Boyfriend of open wheels, he’s worried for his Not!Daughter (but closest thing to daughter) getting close to his new rival.

Lightning: Not my daught- I mean trainer you son of a BITCH!

Bonus:

I’m in too deep @paralleladragons  😭 i love them so much