I Want Mark To Treat Me Like He Treats His Slime.

Dan Avidan things to appreciate

that little squeaking sound he makes when he laughs too hard 

his sneezes 

when he whistles 

cHeSt HaiR  

the way his shirt rides up when he lays down

his bouncy curls

THE LEATHER JACKET 

his glasses 

when he wears the Danny Sexbang costume and you can see the bulge

his smile 

when he sometimes sticks his tongue out 

when his hair flows in the wind 

the faces he makes when he lip-syncs to his favorite songs 

the little gray hairs in his beard 

his chin 

JAWLINE

giant thumbs/fingers/hands (all of them)

PONYTAIL 

literally not being able to see his eyes because of his hair

LIPS 

his love for football 

mirror selfies 

ARMS 

the way he moves his hips when he dances

when he talks about memes he likes 

his pronunciations of certain words

HIM!!! 

Feel free to add more as you please, let’s keep the list going!

in honor of season 5 of rick and morty being available to stream i would like to say once again that the writers had no business making 35 yr old rick that fine

Cadence is meowing up a storm!

mystic crystal

Mystic Crystal

Mystic Crystal

Mystic Crystal

MYSTIC CRYSTAL

MYSTIC CRYSTAL

me, in the middle of a geometry test: brain u gotta chill, pay attention

brain: V E R ONICA OPen the, open the door please, Veronica opEN THE DOOOOOOOOR VERONICA can we not, fight anymore please, can we not figHT ANYMORE

Yall really are sleeping on the girl loona

Look at her!

Y'all don't mind if this becomes a hazbin hotel blog real quick do ya cause I have a new obsession

Deer Daddy step on me

Alpha and Omega 2010 was a good movie and no you cant change my mind.

The only crap thing about the movie the prequels. THOSE movies sucked.

But the first movie? It was good and it was cute. I will die on this hill

Danny: I meant to ask you, because you just kinda did the voice. Was that crab that goes "FUCKYOURFATHER, FUCKYOURFATHER," was that FROM something or was that just randomly generated?

Arin: Nah I just made it up.

Danny: I love you. I love your fucking brain.