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To those who have bought Unus Annus merch, do you recommend sizing up/down or was it pretty accurate for you?
AHH! I hope the gif works!!! This is for @markiplier Because he lost his little niece and I know she’s watching over him. I’m sorry I couldn’t do much else as support, so here’s a bad gif. <3 My prayers are going to Mark and his family. Especially his bro, who I know as TwoKinds on dA. <3 We love ya Mark, don’t forget that no matter what, all of your fans are here for you! And we will see /you/ in the next video! Bye bye! <3
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Rise of TMNT & TMNT ‘12 Incorrect Quotes
Rise of TMNT
For fun, the turtles are doing a brownie cooking competition. Splinter, April, and Draxum are the judges and are about to announce thewinner.
Splinter: Our first brownie, without a doubt, is Mikey’s peanut butter brownie.
*Everyone claps and cheers, though with less enthusiasm from Donnie and Leo*
Mikey: Wow, there’s so many people to thank, first of all, my parents, everyone who believed in me- how much time do we have? We can- we can move on, I’m sorry.
April: Everything else sucked compared to Mikey, for real.
*Everyone starts laughing*
April: I mean. If Mikey is over here, you guys are not even in this room.
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Rise of TMNT
Leo and Mikey are having a spitball contest to see how many they can land in a cup. None of them have gotten a point. Mikey goes first and misses then Leo goes and gets his first point.
Leo: Yeah!! Did that go in? [checks cup] Yeah.
*Mikey goes again and nearly hits Leo. He misses*
Leo: OMG.
*Mikey spits out a second one but still misses*
Leo: How did you produce another one?
*Mikey laughs*
Leo: Where did that come from?
Mikey: I had two in my mouth.
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TMNT 2012
Donnie asked Mikey to do a timed multiplications test for a study. Mikey has trouble and is mentally exhausted by the time the timer goesoff.
Mikey: [hands over test] Alright, just grade the whole thing then we’ll talk about it.
Donnie: Okay, cool.
Mikey: [heavily sighs with a hand on his head] Aww man, that was so stressful.
*Donnie starts laughing*
Mikey: Genuinely, so stressful.
Donnie: I don’t know what- I just think you built it up in your mind.
Mikey: Well, because-
Donnie: [looks at paper] Oh.
Mikey: [laughs] Don’t worry about it, we’ll talk about it after.Just- Just grade it.
*Donnie stares at paper in utterbewilderment*
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TMNT 2012
Mikey and Casey are making pizza together and, as they waitfor the pizza to cook, they fool around.
Casey: Do the dance of Italy.
Mikey: [starts dancing] The dance of Italy! Howowo! It’s thedance of Italy!
*Casey joins in*
Both: Howowowo! It’s the dance of Italy! Howowowo! It’s the dance of Italy! Hoowowowo!
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TMNT 2012
Mikey, Raph, and Casey are going to cook together, and Mikey wants to do a funny intro.
Mikey: We are here to conquer cake once and for all. Introducing Casey “the Raph” Jones & Raph “the Casey” Jones. Together they make Rasey!
Casey & Raph: Nooo! Nooo!
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Rise of TMNT
Raph and Mona Lisa(oc) are meeting for the first time. Mona Lisa has Draxum pinned by the throat and Raph is trying to negotiate with her.
Raph: Y’know, if killing the Kraang is your sole purpose, I don’t think this is the best way to go about it. But here’s the point, he betrayed the Kraang and they are coming back for him. And when they do, that’s when you [makes the cutting your neck gesture]
Mona: Why would I put my finger on their throat?
Raph: [confused] What? Oh, no, it’s a symbol. This is a symbol for you slicing their throat.
Mona: I would not slice his throat. I would cut their heads clean off.
Raph: It’s a general expression for you killing someone. [talking to a fellow alien] You’ve heard of this, you’ve seen this, right. Y’know whatthat is.
Alien: Yeah. [sees Mona glare at them] No. No.
I'm currently under the cult-like influence of Unus Annus, who will join me?
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCIcgBZ9hEJxHv6r_jDYOMqg
I made a yarn Markistache
If you can't tell, i took these pictures while I was sitting on my bed. Markiplier for life.
Markiplier and the Titanic Tourist Submarine
Okay, I am fully hopefull that the Titanic Tourist Sub gets found, but things aren’t looking too good. At this moment of posting I think they have less than 24 hours of air, assuming some things did or didn’t happen, and they have yet to be found much less rescued. In other news, Markiplier has a movie coming out that if it is anything like the game should be a horror pertaining to being in a deathly situation aboard a small submarine. Now, we know movies sometimes like to reference disasters and tragedies, usually with the benifit of at least a few years between the reference and the movie. Considering the release date of the movie and the current state of the tragedy I think Markiplier is about to reverse Pompeii reference himself.
Memento mori
(Remember death)
Unus Annus
(One year)
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This is our finale goodbye...
(I might draw a better one later)
goodbye Unus Annus you gave us the best year that you could ever give us
#we were here
Wilford Motherloving Warfstache!
Here's yancy! I'm not fully happy with it so I'll probably will be drawing a new drawing for him.
I have two new iswm drawings coming out soon!
Freddy disappearing from the elevator is the best glitch ever.
I don't know which one is better
🌟 Please read for context!
Idk how many people will actually see this but i decided to post it anyway
So recently Mark did a members livestream, where he just chatted a bit with us, and he said something that kinda struck me unexpectedly. Someone said they felt bad about themselves when Mark talked about how he kept himself motivated, working out and keeping himself busy with projects and such. So he started talking about how he used to not spend his days the best way when he was younger, and that its okay to not do so. I couldnt include everything thing he said word for word in the comic, so to just sum it up he talked about how its okay to not always work and be productive, its totally fine. He encouraged us to think about trying to spend our time the best way we could, but he also made sure to make it clear he wasnt shaming anyone for not spending their days "wisely" when he talked about staying in shape and working etc.
For me, who's been struggling quite alot the last years with what I want to do etc, the last few months have been pretty shitty, and these last days have been horrible, and I feel like im wasting my life away but im not sure how to do anything about it. So suddenly hearing Mark say that its okay to "waste" days and you dont always have to create and do your best with every day really hit me in the stomach. I kinda started sobbing, hearing those words really felt like some weight was taken off my shoulders. Idk. I wanted to do a lil comic about it. Hopefully it can remind you guys too that its okay to feel like youre wasting your time. Eventually you'll find what you want to do and you'll thrive doing it too. You have time, don't stress. Its gonna be okay !!
My cat really likes watching Markiplier play Endoparasitic, I think he thinks Cynte is a bug.
this is my little "thank you" tribute to markiplier for inspiring me and helping me stay motivated on my journey to becoming a famous youtuber
Decided to do more analysis on my 70s purple jumpsuit look for Dark. Also some more Darkstache in general cuz why not lol
I made a Spotify playlist for them!!
This is just a small little thing I made for fun. Let me know of any other songs I can add to it. 😊
I’m sorry @markiplier but this is their theme song and you can’t stop me—
So since my post on ISWM blew up I’ve been thinking about these two… a lot 🫠
Now I wanna make a spotify playlist with just them lmao
Slight ISWM2 spoilers but omg I can't stop laughing while thinking about this
Actor Mark: *crying* I'm just here and back and here and back, I always come back! Why?
Dark: *grabs him by the throat* Because you're a little piss boy, Mark.
Actor Mark: Huh-
Dark: Just watch, motherfucker. I'm gonna be fortnite dancing on your downfall. I'll sop you in milk and throw you up against the wall in a derogatory fashion, you degenerate bitch.
Actor Mark: *cries more* What are you talking about??
Warfstache: *somewhere in reality with tears of joy* I've taught you well.
Hey guys! I’m finally back! But this time I have treats for you all. 🤩 Because of this whole pandemic, a lot of stuff has been cancelled (which has also unfortunately prevented me from graduating.) so now I have at least forty dolls that I need to get rid of ASAP. If you know me and my artwork, you’d know that I have another account for my video game project, We The Uncommon. These are characters from that fan game and I hope that you’ll like them! I don’t know where I should sell them just yet but I’m trying to square out my options in my spare time as well as keeping up with classes and work for the game. I’m very open to suggestions so please don’t be afraid to tell me!
i’VE bEeN wAiTiNg A wOoOoOnG tImE tO sEe U aGaIn. (^・ω・^ )
( @markiplier lol I’m sorry but I watched both ADWM and AHWM and then I saw this)
(You’re welcome and goodnight. 👋)
Stay tuned... 👀👀👀
-EPISODE 1: Welcome To Purgatory-
COMING
S O O N.
“I can’t feel my heart...”
Reference pictures:
“Anti with eyeliner on.” Good 👍
“Dark helping Anti put eyeliner on.” Even better. ✅✅✅
Based on @therealjacksepticeye‘s latest thumbnail:
Fantasize is coming soon ladies and gentlemen... get ready. 👀