nov 28 2003. my name is ben. enjoy my stupid blog. most of this will be my personal thoughts. possibly nsfw stuff. MINORS DNI.
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Being a plague doctor letting another plague doctor grasp your beak with a firm hand to straighten it and lifting your hat to adjust the straps around your head is pretty fucking gay. Gayer than gay sex i think
is it autistic of me to use a metronome app to fall asleep to. the highest number i’ve gotten to before losing track or falling asleep is like five hundred something
before anyone gets mad I AM AUTISTIC THATS THE JOKE IM NOT AIMING TO OFFEND
idc WHAT the top note is i am NOT about to be smelling like JOSEPH JOESTAR 😭😭
why can’t tumblr adverts be like. cool stuff. why do they all have to be that stupid insufferable king puzzle bullshit game or like. massive tits. why can’t they all just be adverts for garlic bread and cool ass rocks
when i tell people i like pillows and blankets i don’t think they understand the extent to which i mean that
moved my bed today bc i was tired of the positioning of my room and
(pls ignore the ugly ass pink carpet it’s been that way since we moved in lmao)
i’m sorry for any of the interactions anyone has had with me in the last like twenty minutes i’m so sleep deprived i’m delusional
on the verge like actually
why do cis men just get to have a dick for free bro i had to pay for mine
the literal only advantage i can see i get as a trans man is i get to pick mine
Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts
amen
a simple reminder to all during these difficult times:
jewish is not synonymous with zionist!
i am jewish and i in no way shape or form support the genocide in gaza. from the river to the sea, palestine will be free!!!
blessed passover to all who celebrate :)
my first ever packer arrived today and let me just say. the elation i’m experiencing is unreal
i finally have a peanus and i know what it feels like now to sit on my bawls
trans man’s dream
Hey, hey. JJBA fandom. Look at me. Look at me. Serious talk time.
Before Steel Ball Run is animated. I want to make this CLEAR. As a disabled person myself
Do not call Johnny crippled. Do not make jokes at the expense of his disability. Do not make "funny" comments about how he has to move across the ground when fighting/not on Slow Dancer. Do not call him ANY slurs, period. Do not act like he is feeble or weak. He is a grown ass man. Do not treat his disability like a tragedy. The circumstances that LED UP to his disability is horrible. It's sad. But his disability itself is not a tragedy. Nobody's disability is a tragedy. Ableism is. Do not make "jokes" or insensitive comments about "well how does he use the bathroom? Does he get a boner and feel that?" He uses the bathroom like a human being. He's fictional but your asshole comments are real. Don't ask shit that you would be rightfully snapped at by a disabled person for.
Think about what you say before you fucking say it. A lot of disabled peers are reading what you put in the tags. I'm saying this all PREEMPTIVELY. Because I know it has happened in regards to Johnny before, and it WILL only get worse once the animated part comes out.
Treat Johnny as a human being. Not as inspirational. Not as tragic. Not as something other than what he is. A human being who lives with a disability. He is a fictional man. But he is depicted with a REAL LIFE disability. A disability those who may watch the show can see how you fucking think of them when you say shit like "Lol Johnny has a sit not a stand." Not funny. Fucking knock it off. And I know I sound AGGRESSIVE AS HELL but I don't think I should be entirely soft with my blows here. This is serious. Your ableist jokes are not funny. They never will be. And your true fucking colors shine through when you make those jokes. Be better.
If you clown on this post, I will fucking block you. I'm not taking blows like this and just letting it slide. I am disabled.
Was your star next to mine ?
a simple reminder to all during these difficult times:
jewish is not synonymous with zionist!
i am jewish and i in no way shape or form support the genocide in gaza. from the river to the sea, palestine will be free!!!
blessed passover to all who celebrate :)
★ 101 // “Steel Ball Run Anime Summoning Circle” This was a collaborative effort from my community. You can view a gallery of all the offerings and credits here. Massive thanks to everyone who contributed! ♡
one of the harshest realities as a young trans adult is knowing that there’s a high chance that they’ll put the wrong name on your headstone. if i died tomorrow they wouldn’t say ben at my funeral.
i don’t want to be remembered for who i’m “supposed to be.”
YALL I WAS TALKING LST NIGHT TO MY PARENTS ABOUT HOW EXCITED I WAS TO DISCOVER THAT THEY MAKE STUFFED ANIMALS OF TOMATOES AND THIS AFTERNOON MY DAD WALKED IN AND GAVE ME THIS GUY
IM LITERALLY CRYING OVER A TOMATO
my parents don’t always understand me but they always do their best to make me smile and honestly this little guy could not have arrived at a better time. i love my parents. it’s complicated but it is really love.
My "art" via the absolutely brilliant idea from @with-shaking-hands based on the below picture:
someone please put kujo jotaro in this sweater
i can’t get better quality sorry. it’s a shirt shaped like an ocean sunfish tho if that makes it easier to understand
GUYS I FOUND MY NINTENDO DS AND IT STILL WORKS AND I HAVE SPENT THE MORNING PLAYING MARIO KART DS AND BRAIN AGE EXPRESS
am i a freak or does everyone else also take a bite of a banana and then split it into three with their tongue like some kind of alien make out session
@cassyapper thank you for tagging me!!! i’ve never done a tag game before :D
your questions and my answers!
1. do you have a favorite branch of science? get as specific or broad as u want
my favourite branch of science is astrophysics! i’m working rn to get money to go to college to be an astrophysicist. space and quantum maths have always been a huge special interest of mine!
2. does the last song u listened to fit the last character in ur camera roll?
the last song i listened to is Wildflowers by Tom Petty, and the last character(s) in my camera roll are Kujo Jotaro and Kakyoin Noriaki. (they’re in the same image) i do feel like the song fits them extremely well! it’s basically a very sweet song saying “i want you to be happy” and i feel like they both really want that for the other. i feel like Jotaro specifically would tell Kakyoin to go find himself someone else, not because he doesn’t love Kakyoin but because he loves him so much it hurts to see him hurting. and of course we all know that Jotaro believes that when people around him get hurt it’s his fault. i have so many more thoughts on this and i could go on forever lol
3. what's something that gives you a sensory ick?
ough something that gives me a sensory ick is when people touch my hands when they give me something. like bro why are you touching me AND the object you’re handing me. i often make people set things down so i can pick them up myself lol. i’m weird
4. do you eat meat? if so, what's your favorite kind? if not, what's your favorite source of protein?
i am Jewish, so i can’t eat pork, but other than that yeah! meat is a pretty common thing in my household. my brother will often make like five pounds of taco meat at once lmao. my favourite kind of meat is simple deli turkey though. i could eat that stuff by the package (and i have before).
5. laptop, desktop, or tablet?
if given the chance, i will always take a desktop simply because they’re easier for me to use, but currently i have a shitty laptop lol. it can turn into a tablet if i take the keyboard off, but i never use it like that. i mostly use it to read and write, because my art skills are. let’s just say *highly lacking* lol. i’m working on it tho
my questions!!!
1) if you had to choose one cryptid to spend a week as, what would you choose? if you’re already a cryptid, tell me about it!!
2) would your blorbo or a Really Big Dog win in a fight? why?
3) have you ever been to an insectarium? did you enjoy it or were you grossed out? (bonus: did you eat chocolate bugs?)
4) do you prefer spicy or savoury foods? ie would you like something to be spicy just to be hot or be spicy as in have lots of spices for flavour?
5) what is your favourite constellation? if you don’t have one, which planet have you heard/learned the most about?
phew, coming up with questions was harder than i thought it would be! i hope since i asked a few more than five bc of follow up questions that i don’t get disqualified lol.
i don’t know that many people that well, so please feel free to ignore this lol. i’m just tagging people i think are cool who haven’t already been tagged lol.
@fungaljungal @mordenandmerry @meowtallicats @asillylittleduck @scarymonsters-andsupercreeps
feel free to answer these in the comments even if i didn’t tag you!! i’d love to know all of my friends’ answers! :D
@cassyapper this is specifically a post for you
here is my dog who looks sort of weenish but is in fact a morkie (maltese yorkie)
and here’s the family dog who is stupid and ugly and a mutt and i love her
it’ll be back tomorrow tho right?
for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
the painnn iswsjahahsgsj. todays gonna suck so much butt
bro i’m literally barely an adult what do you mean it’s gonna be like this forever i just had my first drink (legally) like six months ago :((