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Me when I realized wrecker is a alpha clone
Think about it, the alpha bred troopers were the most successful troopers and the first batch created however their flaw was how independent they were and their lack of care and or compassion for the Jedi and republic, they were also much more on the aggressive side. They were taller and bulkier than our standard regs.
Wrecker is an genetically modified clone, as we’ve never heard him specifically be called enhanced like the others. Wrecker in comparison with the comics (as we don’t see them on screen) is the exact size of an alpha bred clone and when u watch his mannerisms when his chip activates and compare it to the temperament and actions of the alpha troopers and they are the same. It’s very possible that the kaminoians attempted to recreate the alpha coding (as of how successful they were) but attempted to mend the independent mind set and short temper but instead of a compliant alpha trooper we got wrecker.
Clone Wars AU: what if’s, featuring “what if everyone lived and outmaneuvered Order 66 and Cody and Rex became, like, space cowboys, among other things”
Rex asking alpha questions on how he raised littles because ahsoka is so small and he is basically her orivod/buir now.to Frodo’s delight that makes alpha basically ahsoka’s grandfather
Hahaha Fordo is such an instigator and we love him for it
I made myself laugh with the dialogue a few times so I hope it's as funny to everyone who reads it XD
Taglist: @a-lil-perspective @merspots @delta-the-mando @the-mandalorian-clone-lover @dudewhynotthis @jessesriduur uhh sorry to the people I forgot I'm so tired lmao
It doesn’t come as a surprise to Alpha that the 501st’s latest addition - Skywalker’s shadow, a Togrutan girl who doesn’t seem far removed from her first handling of a lightsaber - is every bit as inquisitive and brash as her Master was, not so long ago.
The details are hardly relevant, of course, but Alpha vividly remembers being frustrated and amused in turns by Skywalker’s antics when he was still Kenobi’s Padawan. So when Rex comes to him, looking half out of his mind with exasperation, Alpha finds his sympathy is greatly outweighed by amusement.
“I don’t know what to do with her,” Rex says plaintively when he’s finally exhausted every instance of Tano’s creativity somehow making its way into Torrent’s battle strategies.
“Same thing you would do with any cadet,” Alpha answers with a shrug. “It’s straightforward enough.”
“But that’s the thing - I have no idea what to do with a cadet, either,” Rex says, and there’s definitely a note of desperation in his voice now.
As per usual, Fordo decides it’s high time he contributes to the conversation. “You and Alpha are in the same boat, then.”
“Shabuir,” Alpha says, affronted. “I knew what I was doing.”
Fordo turns to Rex, grinning like the di’kut he is. “In that case, I’m sure Sev will have all kinds of advice for you.”
Fordo is entirely too clever for his own good, Alpha decides, but resolves to take it up with him later in the face of Rex’s distress. He really doesn’t have the first clue what to do with a scrappy little Padawan, but Rex doesn’t need to know that.
“Just do what Skywalker does,” Alpha finally says, and regrets it almost immediately. He may not know much about kids, but he’s pretty sure that if he were responsible for assigning a Padawan to a Master, Skywalker would be his last choice. “... or not.”
Luckily, Rex seems to be thinking along similar lines. “He’s got an unusual method. That’s how General Kenobi puts it, anyways.”
“Technically, his Padawan shouldn’t be your responsibility,” Alpha points out. “But seeing as it’s Skywalker…”
“I have to fill in the gaps,” Rex supplies diplomatically. “So how did you handle it on Kamino, then?”
“With a lot of swearing,” Fordo says, utterly shameless.
“With a lot of - no, not with a lot of swearing - well - with a lot of, uh… creativity.”
“He doesn’t like kids,” Fordo adds.
“I never said - cadets are a handful and you know it.”
“Don’t let him fool you,” Fordo continues, conveniently deaf to Alpha’s indignation but still grinning all the same. “He didn’t have the first clue what he was doing.”
“Are you done?” Alpha demands.
Fordo feigns concentration. “No, I don’t believe so.”
“Ne’johaa,” Alpha grumbles, then turns to Rex. “Just… make sure she doesn’t get killed.”
“You’ve really improved your bedside manner, ner vod.”
“I’m going to kill you,” Alpha promises. “She’ll be old enough to take care of herself soon enough,” he adds, returning to Rex. “Help her as needed and let her learn from her mistakes. Simple as that.”
Rex’s relief is palpable. “Help her. That, I can do. Thanks, Alpha.”
“Ba’gedet’ye. Now get out of here before Skywalker blows something else up.”
“I can see the headlines now,” Rex sighs, and unclips his helmet from his belt. “I’m sure I’ll be seeing you before too long, if those two keep going at the rate they do.”
“I’m sure,” Alpha agrees drily, and he can’t help but laugh at the look on Rex's face.
Rex makes his way out of the room. No sooner does the door close than Fordo turns to Alpha, a crooked grin spreading across his face once more.
Alpha lets out a sigh of his own. “I’ll bite. What?”
“So if Tano is Skywalker’s Padawan, and Rex is sort of like her buir… does that make you her ba’buir?”
“Fordo - ”
happy pride guys
(jango’s little line is from @transfetts after I said prime’s tits lmfao)
They're besties. They're besties and they make Kamino feel more alive. Honestly love these two and they need more love.
Also I noticed the canvas was flipped way too far into the process so lets just say alpha17 put his pauldron on backwards today, don't tell em he's embarrassed.
New WIP of Alpha17 and colt chatting in the cafeteria. They're besties.
Ok so I may have gone a little ham on the Chibi clones. I am really happy with how they all came out though. if you wanna see my 502st little guys Its my previous post. This was a ton of fun and was a lot less stressful that working on a full illustration so that's cool :) anyways enjoy my little guys.
Clone Wars characters as things I’ve heard people say
Pt.10
“Talking about peoples future working in a bowling alley” - Thire
“Holy you actually filled them in and payed attention,must have been a good day” - Fox
“You passing this course your commanders will be very impressed” - Alpha 17
“Holy crap balls” - Padme
“Mummy and daddy giraffes” - Hardcase
“I having a bad day and I’m going to murderer my” - Wolffe
“I disappreciate you” - Sinker
“Wowo we don’t call people turdnuggets” - Plo Koon
“I want to learn how to make crystal meth” - Jesse
“Rex do you want to know the three times I almost died today?” - Echo
“My knuckles are on crack” - Bly
“My lines are straighter than a gay person” - Ponds
“If I had 9 lives I would utilize one of them to kill myself in front of all of you” - Rex
“When a law bills a sign” - Fives
“It’s not mail man anymore it’s Amazon delivery man” - Anakin
“Don’t question the woman’s choices just help her find the daddy” - Ahsoka
“Honest to god” - Obi-Wan
“I keep thinking their jerseys say cocaine” - Quinlin Vos
“Back in my day we made posters out of cool aid man” - Yoda
“That’s kind of fruity in a straight way” - Cody
“I have it in the back of my head but I can’t get it to the tip of my tongue” - Tup
Clone Wars characters as quotes I have heard
Pt. 7???
“That kid just dropped his garbage on the ground, someone should kidnap that kid” - Mace Windu
“Echo can you get me a milk of water” - Fives
“Smells like sweaty flowers” - Bly
“Cinnamon Almond?” - Anakin
“What other stuff do wolves eat? Cinnamon almond?” “Other cats” - Rex and Fives
“For example shut up” - Cody
“My shoulders are to sexy” - Ahsoka
“I love how I said it starts with F you and said incomplete” - Obi-Wan
“So if I have 2 abiotic squirrels in my fridge” - Hardcase
“Ooh that’s nice here and ooh it’s not nice here” - Gree
“If both of my parents are blonde how does my brother have green eyes” - Fox
“Is poop yogurt?” - Jesse
“Yo how big are your feet?” - Thire
“People over there shut up” - Rex
“I don’t get payed enough for this” - Ponds
“Omg the scars are so prettty” - Kix
*talking about a mission plan* “why are you here?” - Luminara
“A capacorn?” - Tup
“You guys need to take your meds” - Depa
“I have ADHD and I didn’t take my medication” - Hardcase
“Can I get my apples?🙁” - Echo
“Because your baby doesn’t work” - Gree
“Grades,Graduation,Future” - Alpha 17
Okay but so one of the Clone Empire AUs (AU where the clones take charge of the republic, usually from the seat of Mandalore and take over the galaxy but keep the Jedi but sorta… like pets??? But spoiled pets, not like the senate kept them) but told from the POV of the Jedi being currently kept inside the temple. They’re not really allowed out of the temple, NOT because they’ll run, but because the clones are paranoid af of them getting hurt (90% of the reason the clones took over was cause they were horrified at the senate treating THEIR Jedi like that) but they’re letting certain senators stay to help pick up the pieces of the galaxy (Anakin is in a pretty bad depression in the temple because Padme is allowed to leave to go to the senate but he isn’t allowed to leave without escorts and usually Rex basically putting a child leash on him and it’s giving him some bad feelings about it all) and the Jedi being nervous about it all.
Thing is. The force is CONSTANTLY telling them this is the correct thing to do. They’re supposed to give control to the clones. Clone empire will save the galaxy. But also, they’ve started talking in Dai Bendu around the temple almost constantly, shiftily walking away when the clones come over to talk to them if they’re in groups, just nervous stuff, like skittish cats.
Cody had to get Alpha 17 to come by to talk to Obi-Wan and Anakin before either of them would stop hiding in Obi-Wan’s apartments all day. Obi-Wan hasn’t cuddled with Cody in a month and that’s VERY concerning. Not that they’re together, it’s just that Obi-Wan likes using Cody as a bed and Cody is addicted to seeing Obi-Wan sleep for once. Alpha had to come by like a concerned dad and gently coax them out of hiding and back to being regular temple inhabitants.
Rex, in a move of desperation, drags them off to the temple salon (beauty, not tea in this case, the temple does and should function as it’s own city which means food and clothing production as well as other things like that) and makes them both get massaged till they’re purring piles of Jedi Goop and is pleased with his babysitting duties. A new haircut and getting rid of tension does wonders. They’re fairly normal after that. Obi-Wan goes back to teaching an Alderaanian poetry class (and supervising kiddo art classes) and Anakin is building a new security system that he’ll integrate soon, and Rex is smug to have gotten them the most normal so far.
The Jedi are skittish tookas who want to hide after this blow to their safety and lifestyles, but the newly instated council (which involves doubling the numbers so the clones can discuss the changes and how things will work with the Jedi) is working on a way to get them back to their true calling: peace keeping.
Basically, the clones start their own empire and use a very firm hand on the Jedi to get them to stop being attack dogs and start accepting love and help now. They are never forced to go on a mission with less than 20 clones from then on.
Bly and Aayla get married in the Room of a Thousand Fountains and Quinlan was delighted to give his baby girl away. Here, take her, she’s very annoying. Obi-Wan and Anakin finally get into a long awaited fight about how Ani got married but never invited his master and Obi-Wan is still hurting from it. Rude. Yoda is terrorizing the frog population with Initiate Grogu. Yaddle has more class than those idiots. Qui-Gon’s force ghost shows up and Fives is the only clone in the room that can see him and won’t stop staring at him with big dumb tooka eyes and Qui-Gon is gonna make him shit his pants he just knows it. Rex and Cody are trying to placate their idiot Jetii (Ahsoka was dragged back to the temple and dropped in Anakin’s lap and it was the most normal he’d been in years and they are inseparable now but Ahsoka ain’t getting in the middle of that lmao) with cuddles and hair pets. Padme is throwing up in a bush because she doesn’t know she’s pregnant and this is the start of a lovely bought of forever sickness. Ugh. Anakin and Obi-Wan finally settle their differences when the clones decide they’ll have another ceremony next month for Ani and Padme. Fox is drunk and dosing on a bed of flowers with a fully grown nexu guarding him, having decided he’s his cub now. That’ll be an interesting relationship. Alpha finally picks Obi-Wan up under his armpits like a cat and says if he can’t stop being grumpy it’ll be naptime. It’s very annoying. One of Bly’s troopers shows up with his foundling he got on Concordia when they were raiding a Death Watch camp, named Din, who has managed to catch Grogu and is cuddling and kissing him into submission. Grogu is delighted, and has found his soulmate.
