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Let’s be real men. You don’t need to be gay to wanna fuck this man.
Russo brothers: no the one who plays peter
Pratt: Yes?
Russo brothers: not you Chris
Hemsworth and Evans: did somebody say cHRiS?
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH I JUST CAN'T!
I DON'T KNOW WHO MADE THIS, BUT I LOVE IT <3
in order to combat the homophobia "allegations" I think chris pratt should come out as bi and fabricate an entire fake narrative about him and chris hemsworth being lovers (chris hemsworth starts going by hemmy so that they aren't a chris4chris couple). pratt says that they wanted to tongue kiss on the set of the new thor movie but big marvel silenced them, and #ShowtheKiss starts trending on twitter in support of their brave statement. the two of them get so caught up in this lie that it persists for several years, culminating in them getting married as a publicity stunt before chris pratt ultimately breaks down and comes out as homophobic, divorcing chris hemsworth and posting several angry twitter threads insulting him. instead of coming clean though, chris hemsworth doubles down on the lie and releases a very emotional notes app tweet about how chris pratt shattered his heart during this stressful and complicated divorce. he says that he can no longer go by "chris" or "hemmy" because both of those names remind him too much of his lost love, so he starts going by "sworth" exclusively to cope. of course, the internet collectively loses their shit over the situation and chris pratt's name is permanently ruined as a result, since he has now been labelled the man that made it so sworth can never love again.
Chris Hemsworth behind the scenes of “Thor: Ragnarok”
Rocket gives the tesseract to Nebula because Peter Parker got lost in a supermarket
Create your own Avengers 5 movie!!
Reblog with what you got!
Chris Hemsworth comes across a bunch of @marvelentertainment action figures
Hilarity ensues
Src: Chris Hemsworth on IG https://www.instagram.com/p/BU9urTtBl55/
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