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Phil asking "are we the yaoi" like his whole career wasn't built on being the yaoi 🙄
my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "tumblr trending tab" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯
me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw DnP and Percy Jackson trending
my buddy phoenix wright pacing: almost Christmas means it wasn't Christmas
close enough, welcome back Dan and Phil pastel edits
blair waldorf x stoner fem reader x nate archibald 🩷
Blair Waldorf, ever the picture of poise and elegance, watches you with a smirk, her eyes narrowing slightly as you lean back into the plush chair, the haze of your high still settling around you. You and Nate Archibald, standing nearby, share a knowing glance. Nate’s charm is usually smooth and easy, but right now, his attention is drawn to you as your fingers idly play with a strand of your hair.
“Are you… actually high?” Blair asks, a hint of disbelief laced in her voice. “On a school night?”
You lazily blink up at her, then glance at Nate for reassurance. He gives a slight shrug, a knowing look that suggests he’s been around you long enough to not be shocked by this.
“Maybe,” you answer slowly, as if weighing the word. “But… everything just feels better, y’know?”
Nate chuckles, stepping closer to you. “I told you she’d be like this, Blair.” He ruffles your hair affectionately, though his touch is gentle, like he’s trying to keep things light.
Blair, however, isn’t amused. “I’m sure it feels better, but that doesn’t make it any less reckless.” She crosses her arms, clearly not happy with the idea of anyone, especially you, acting so carefree with things that she holds so tightly to—control, structure, perfection.
But you, always the contradiction, lean back further into Nate’s side, letting the warmth of his presence settle you. “It’s all good,” you say, your voice airy. “Everything’s good when you’re with Nate.”
Nate looks at you fondly, half-smiling, though there’s a playful challenge in his eyes. “What about when you’re with Blair, huh? Shouldn’t that be enough to make you feel good, too?”
Blair shakes her head, but there’s an undeniable flicker of affection in her eyes. “You’re lucky you’re cute,” she mutters, half-smiling despite herself.
You glance between them, your smile wide and content, knowing you’ve somehow brought them both to a point of agreement—at least for now.
I just learned that the first Phan fic on AO3 was posted on my birthday :0
New video! DanAndPhilCRAFTS - Slime
i'm still not over it. the cut after phil said it cause dan probably said something that EA wouldn't let be in the video. I need to know what he said.
... at least they referenced the milk fic and not the hat fic.
They're the worst, I hate them (I love them so much)
a study
watching internet support group to feel something
no but seriously, imagine it
This took me too fucking long. Anyway, like to charge reblog to cast
they make me want to kms wtf
all along there was some invisible string tying you to me <3!!
life is so boring without a crush. where is my ranch metaphor?
The ranch metaphor <3
"Are they dating? Are they friends" They are a Ranch Metaphor
happy "hey buddy you in london" to anyone who celebrates <3
everyone wish her a happy 9-year anniversary ♥️
i think if they did the content their doing now during my "omg im phan trash let's watch phan proof compilations until we pass out" era at 14 i would have died! like i ran a phan proof instagram account, I. had a entire tumblr dedicated to them, I was truly phan trash.
People on twitter be wildin they were freaking out about DnP holding hands LAST NIGHT and now they're all "rewatch the coming out videos again you freaks" ???? I saw what you did don't hide from me
thats becuase it is.
This is what Christians think gay marriage is
their not a challege to drag
guys what if after a week without uploading they come back with a tag???? that no one even tagged them in?????
I need them to dress up as bert and erine .... for the lore
My mother asked me if Dan and Phil are married…which like reasonable question. But when I told her they weren’t like officially dating, at least in the public eye so we can’t say we know anything about their relationship but like they are two gay men who bought a house together and she just nodded and said
“like Bert and Ernie”
Which, explains everything perfectly I think
Anyway who is Bert and who is Ernie?
my dads
"i should've gotten the slit on the other side because i look at you so much" SHUTUTUPPOUSSHTUSHS SHTUUUPSPPPPUUSHS
I think that this confirms that the japan trip WAS their honeymoon trip
STOP PARALLELING THE HONEYMOON WITH YOUR OWN JAPAN TRIP THATS OUR JOB
Local man confused about "accidentally" posting a thirst trap, photo in question has his pants falling off at the crotch, more at 6