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Ummm...

So I was doing the math (some poor math)

But...

Is the majority of the adults in DBH millennials and Gen Z folks??? Like why haven't I seen any of these ppl making beats on tables and dabbing for no reason?

[wormifies your detroit]

I love doodling them sm

Man 🧍‍♂️

He just wanted an excuse to sacrifice himself for Marcus.

Hank: so, tell me what happened here.

Connor: well let me break it down for you, lieutenant.

Detroit Reverse!AU

Hank: Truth or dare?

Connor: Truth

Hank: How many hour did you sleep this week?

Connor: Dare

Hank: Go to sleep

Connor: I don't like this game

I may have a problem.

When your owner KEEPS REFUSING help:

I just needed an excuse to draw Sumo as the "Aiaiaaiiaiaaaaaa" dog meme.

Here's the boy, in all of his glory, ready to be used as a meme template.

Hank telling Connor to stay in the car:

Plus some doodles I made of them:

I loved them for years

Hank: CONNOR! Have you seen the alcohol!?

Connor: *burying the bottles* I don't think so Lieutenant. Check the basement!

Hank: Sometimes I wonder what it‘d be like to have my life together. Kinda hard to imagine; I’ve found that drinking helps with that.

Connor: Hank.

Hank: Remember, kids, unhealthy coping mechanisms are always an option.

Connor: HAnk

I’m funny I know…

~ Remember this is not just a story~ 

 ~ This is our future ~

On a date with my android husband sent by cyber life 

Connor your going to be the death of me

~Connor with long hair is so~

Me watching Berleey getting characters killed in Detroit Become Human, just like Until Dawn.

Me in 2038 if I don’t see Connor.

~Detroit Become Human Aesthetic~

Can’t let the gang know I’m in love with a android  sent by cyber life 💀

Giggles saving this for me.!!

Yours Truly, RK800 (Connor X Reader)

A/n: Hello, and welcome to my first multi-part fic here on tumblr!  I’m gonna do my best to make this as enjoyable as possible, but please bear with me as I have never written anything like this before! Thank you so much for reading, I hope you enjoy! Also, fair warning, this will not be entirely canon. *Yes, the switch between ‘his/him/it/its/etc.’ is 100% intentional. Summary:  ’“The fuck is that thing doing here?” Hank grumbled, causing you to turn around.  An Android walked into the office, scanning the area for someone. The android turned it’s head as it approached the two of you,

“Are you Lieutenant Anderson?” Your uncle sighed, annoyed. “Yeah, and what the fuck’s it to ya?” He retorted. “My name is Connor. I’m the Android sent by Cyberlife." ‘ ~ Hank Anderson being your uncle came with a lot of positives and negatives. You had to deal with people always insulting him when no one knew what had happened to make your uncle the way he was, but, he loved you like his own child. He always talked positively, even when you were being a little shit which is why it was surprising but also not surprising when he got you a job in his city’s police force. One day an android is sent to assist your uncle with android deviancy related crimes, replacing you. As angry as it makes you, you can tell your uncle doesn’t like the Android either. When he convinces your captain to let the three of you stick together, what will happen? Chapter One

You yawned tiredly, sipping your coffee as you pushed open the door of the police station with your hip. You greeted everyone cheerfully, walking to your desk. You placed your coffee on your desk, then on your uncle’s. "Rise and shine, Uncle Hank!” You said obnoxiously, startling a sleeping Hank. With a choke and sputter, your now awake uncle cursed at you.

“The fuck ya doin’, Y/n?! Can’t get a damn break from you, ya little shit…” He complained, shaking his head. His eyes trailed to the cup of coffee now sitting on his desk, “For me?” He asked, picking up the cup as he sniffed it.  You rolled your eyes, “No, it’s for Reed.” You spoke a little louder than you’d expected to and Reed’s head perked up in your direction. Before he could open his mouth, Hank cut him off. “Still not a chance, Shitbrain.” Hearing his insult, you nearly spit out the coffee in your mouth. 

“Shitbrain?! That’s a new one!” You laughed after swallowing the coffee. The man simply shrugged and spoke, “Seemed right.” Hank gave you a lopsided smile. You could almost feel the disappointment from Reed all the way across the office. However, Hank’s smile was immediately wiped off his face when he looked past you. 

“The fuck is that thing doing here?” he grumbled, causing you to turn around.  A tall man had walked into the office, scanning the area for something or someone. Upon finding what he was looking for, he walked to where you were standing next to Hank. Upon first glance, you noticed how attractive he was.  He adjusted his tie and completely ignored you, annoying you quite a bit. “Are you Lieutenant Anderson?” Hank sighed, annoyed. “Yeah, and what the fuck’s it to ya?” He retorted. You scanned the individual once again, anger and disgust filling you. It was a fucking. android. 

Your face scrunched up as it introduced itself. “My name is Connor. I’m the Android sent by Cyberlife.” “Oh Jesus Christ.” You and your uncle spoke in unison. If you hadn’t been so annoyed, you both would have laughed at that. The android began to speak again, “I was sent by Cyberlife to be your partner in Android Deviancy cases.” It explained, and though you weren’t impressed you decided to humor it. “My model, RK800, was designed specifically to help with police investigations.” You raised a brow and finally decided to speak up. 

“Well not burst your bubble, android , but I am his partner.” You said venomously. The android scanned you and you hated it. “You’re Detective L/n.” It began, causing you to scowl. “Yeah.” You agreed, urging it to continue. “You’ve been staying with your Uncle Hank since your parents died. I am sorry for your loss.” You almost lost your grip on the coffee cup you were holding and Hank noticed, “Get on with it, already!” He almost yelled at it. The LED light on the side of his head began to flash yellow and it seemed he took a mental note of sorts. It returned to blue before he began speaking again. “I do not mean to…how do humans say it…” Once again, his LED circled a dark yellow. “ 'Burst your bubble’, but I am replacing you as Lieutenant Anderson’s partner.”

 ~

Bursting into Captain Fowler’s office with your Uncle and Connor in tow, your eyes were wild with rage. He turned around to face you and he let out a small hum of understanding. “So, the android’s here…” he said calmly. You took a breath to calm your voice, the anger still never leaving your eyes. You’d always been the more level-headed out of you and your uncle. “Yeah…Yeah, it’s here…What’s this about it replacing me?!” You accidentally shouted at the Captain, earning a glare from Uncle Hank. You murmured an apology under your breath, more focused on potentially being replaced by a robot. 

Your Captain stood from his desk and walked around it, sitting on the edge as he folded his hands in his lap. “I’m sorry, Y/n. It’s out of my hands, Cyberlife directly has told me that the two of them have to work together.” Your eyes widened, “Are you fucking serious…?” You breathed out, shocked. Fowler nodded, “I’m really sorry, Y/n. I wish I could do more but I have to follow orders.” You were speechless with anger. You threw your hands up in the air and let them rest in your hair. “So what do I do now?” You asked no one in particular, trying to wrap your mind around the news. “The best I could do for you is put you on desk duty for their cases. Do you still want to be involved?” Fowler asked you. 

Turning back to him you held your head in your hands, closing your eyes as a headache began to grow in your temples. “Yeah, yeah…Fine, sure. Whatever. Thank you Captain.” You trailed off, rubbing your temples. Leaving the Captain’s office, you went and sat at your desk, seeing the files start to pop up on your desk. You reached into your desk drawer and pulled out painkillers, taking them for your now throbbing migraine. Today couldn’t get any worse, or so you thought. You thought wrong, Gavin sauntered up to your desk, “Aw, did the little baby get kicked to the curb for an android?” He teased, “I guess we’ll be spending more and more time together than, honey.” 

You groaned loudly, “Gavin, for once in your fucking life, shut the fuck up!” You stood now, both fists clenched at your sides. You heard someone clear their throat and you looked over to see an angry Hank and confused Android. Gavin didn’t recognize the look, but you did and smiled to yourself before crossing your arms in front of your chest. “You heard ‘em, Reed.” Hank spoke lowly, shooting daggers at the man attempting to flirt with you. “Get a damn move on.” He stated angrily. Gavin rolled his eyes before turning around and making his way back to his desk. You plopped back into your seat, sighing. “You gonna be okay, kiddo?” Hank asked, rubbing your shoulder lightly. Resting your head in your hands, you nodded. “Yeah, Uncle Hank. I’ll live.” With a comforting pat, he nodded at you. Even though you didn’t see it, he knew you understood. “Jeffrey said you would be on standby, so call if you find anything interesting and be available for a call. Be safe, kiddo. Call if you need anything .” With a final glare to Reed, Hank and the android left the office.

 ~

Hours upon hours had passed and you were still at the office waiting for your Uncle and his brand new companion to come back. It was now a little over 9 at night, meaning the pair had been gone for over 4 hours. You were wearing Hank’s headphones, blasting Knights of the Black Death, one of your favorite bands. You were leaning back in your chair with your feet propped up on the edge of the desk, tossing a crumpled piece of paper up and down. You stared at the ceiling watching the ball move up and down, sighing quietly. Out of nowhere, Hank’s face was suddenly above you and you yelled. “Agh, Jesus!” You would’ve tumbled out of the chair if he hadn’t had his hands on the chair’s back. Hank let out a loud guffaw at your reaction, “Now we’re even.” 

He said before walking in front of you. With your heart still racing, you groaned in annoyance. Sitting up, Hank cut you off before you query about the case. He held up a hand,  “Hang on, I already know what you’re gonna ask. I have to go fill in Fowler, so why don’t you just come in too so you can hear the explanation? I’d rather not tell the same story twice.” You hopped out of your chair faster than your uncle could even blink. You placed the headphones back down on his desk, the music still playing as you both walked to your Captain’s office. While you and your uncle were with Fowler, you were completely oblivious to the android poking around both you and your uncle’s desks. Connor saw the headphones and thought to himself, What better way to get to know Hank than seeing what music he likes? The android slipped the headphones over his ears and heard heavy metal blasting. He took a moment to analyze the music and figured out the name of the music playing. He also scanned his chair, seeing dog hairs all over the back of the chairs. Another mental note made . Connor heard the smallest shift of weight and immediately knew that both of you were coming out and he placed the headphones down, awkwardly sitting next to Hank’s desk. Hank gave Connor a weird look then looked back at you, Connor then stood up and approached the older man. “Where could I sit and organize myself?” He groaned and rolled his eyes, shrugging him off. He gestured blindly at the desk behind his, “You can take the empty desk behind mine.” Connor nodded and did exactly that.

Hank sat at his desk and began to open the files you’d forwarded to him. Noticing from his earlier scan of his desk, Connor began to question Hank, “What’s your dog’s name?” Both you and Hank looked at Connor, slightly alarmed. “How’d you know I had a-? Nevermind.” He trailed off, not noticing Connor was still expecting an answer. Hank sighed, “Sumo. I call him Sumo.” Connor smiled and you shook your head in disbelief as you muttered, “Creepy.” under your breath. “Detective, know that my hearing is very good. I can hear your heartbeat from over here.” It told you, scaring you slightly. You said nothing and sighed to yourself, shaking your head. The android turned its attention back to the Lieutenant, “Do you listen to Knights of the Black Death? I really like that music.  It’s…full of energy.” Once again, both of your heads shot up.Hank took the words directly out of your mouth, “You listen to heavy metal?” You leaned forward on your palm, intrigued. How’d it know to specifically ask about that band? Was he snooping around? Was he planning something sinister?

 Whatever the answer was, you wanted to see the android attempt to get itself out of the situation it had gotten itself into. You almost laughed at its answer,  “I don’t really listen to music, as such… but I’d like to.” While Hank gave him a look, you stood up and walked next to him, leaning on the back of his chair. You listened to the music I left playing on his desk, didn’t you, Connor? You thought to yourself. 

Maybe Hank working with an android will be interesting

A wonderful canary I made of lil Connor and Hank Inspired from @artsy-traxh Au You should go check it out

OK so if no one reads this I won’t care at all, this is strictly my opinion and it’s pretty dumb anyways.

All right I’m going to start this off by saying that Hank is NOT a comfort dispenser for Connor. But apparently that’s what most people make him out to be. Connor, granted, being a deviant, does have emotions, but he’s likely still trying to work them out and understand them so right after the revolution he’s probably still more on the deadpan android side of emotion. Not saying he doesn’t show emotion at all, Connor has stated many times that he’s been scared and he’s shown anger and affection many times. Though even in these cases he seems to gain control again fairly quickly. Connor is still trying to work himself out, still trying to find a deeper understanding of himself and emotion itself. And yes, I do think it’s cute when Connor is having a hard time going through and/ or understanding an emotion like sadness, anxiety, or guilt and Hank helps him out. But this ALWAYS happens. Hank is rarely ever shown with emotions such as the ones just stated. Most of the time he’s only ever in fan fictions or fan art because he’s meant to comfort Connor. Hank has depression. Hank is suicidal. Hank has a severe drinking problem because of it. His SON died, for Pete’s sake. But in most ship or father/son relationship fics, it’s mainly about Hank helping Connor out. I know Connor has many of his own problems as well, and I’m not saying that this should be completely turned around to where Connor is a comfort dispenser for Hank. Absolutely not. I’m just saying that it bothers me that not many people seem to address that Hank has mental health issues and center everything around Connor. I know that Connor is generally a more well-known and loved character, and many people seem to see Hank as an “Unattractive character” both in design and personality(I’m not trying to call anyone out, this is just from what I personally have seen), but as I said it’s kind of annoying that Hank is generally used as a support character for Connor when he has many of his own problems. Hank and Connor have a very deep relationship, whether it be best friends, lovers, or a father-son relationship and all relationships go both ways. Hank and Connor are supposed to help each other, not just Hank helping Connor. Please tell me if I’ve said something wrong. If you want to correct me on something, please do it in at least a polite manner. Thank you. 

I had an ideato make a crossover for Detroit and Ninjago, but no good idea coming up for art. And I finall did it!

My 2020 edits didn't know what HD quality was💀

Anyways Vik baby hii

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My stupid ass forgot about posting this pt2

Dt Cheese bc he was the one who requested it in the first place + Abi and Julian bc I love them

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I just realized my stupid ass never posted this edit here 😭

Been thinking about him non-stop omg I need help😭 low quality edit high quality man

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I just realized that many people in the Clancy fandom can't find Ambition,so I delved into the darkest corners of the internet (even literally a sketchy pornographic site) and managed to get it! Unfortunately the most decent quality I could find it in is 720p but hey, it could be worse.If you have any problems with the links, don't hesitate to DM me :3

G-Drive link: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1hmgbJge0UmOterS8drms5cfjDSfZRZjM/view?usp=drivesdk

Mega link: https://mega.nz/file/FqYynbzJ#VXIfpt0XbIcb3l5KryzSCyyyE3fEUf-_Tjlb4HSPbFc

Oh to be True Danziger's stepmommy

Spc:John Danziger gifs I've found here on Tumblr (creds to the people who had posted them btw)