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Ok but after a a tiny ass 'fight' with logan Wades the sort of guy to blast payphone on repeat while laying down face first on the couch wearing fluffy ass slippers and eating all the chocolate ice cream he can psychically can without passing out. While also doing large amounts of cocaine.. and meanwhile Logan's just like 'babe, we're literally married?? and all I said was give me a second because I was in the middle of killing a guy???" And Wade just grumbles, still face down 'thats how it starts, pretty soon you'll be sleeping on the couch and telling me you don't want me to send dirty letters to you at work and-" and Logan cuts in like snkt "that was you??" And wade turns to face him like "yeah duh, wait WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE??" and Logan's like ........... And theeen wades shouting "WOLVIE WHO THE FUCK ELSE WOULD IT BE??" And then Logan's like "well there's this creep at work who won't leave me alone I told him I'm not interested but he's a friend of the boss so I can't exactly-" and wades like "THAT MOTHER- it's Greg isn't it??I never liked that guy, who the fuck even names there kid Greg? G r E g " And for once it's Logan trying to calm wade down, and he's like "wade, bub, calm down" and Wade just grins like the crazy bitch he is, cocaine and chocolate still on his face and he pulls a gun out of his fluro pink Barbie hoodie like "Daddy's going to kill a bitch, see ya later sugar buns" and then he skips out of the apartment and Logan's left standing next to the couch like what the fuck just happened ?????
Anywaayyy yes, thanks for listening to my ted talk