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izuku and aizawa qoutes part 4!
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Aizawa: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.
Izuku : That sounds like a dare to me.
Aizawa: Oh my god.
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aizawa: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.
Izuku : Jokes on them. I'll ruin their fucking life.
aizawa worried :... kid you good?
izuku 'doesn't plan to make it past 28 'midoriya :I'm just peachy
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Izuku : Y'know, I once knew a man who said to me: “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” He also had a pair of sideburns that would cause even Jude Law’s face to weep in forfeit. You put those lemons in a sack and beat your enemies with ‘em! And maybe if you beat ‘em hard enough the bag will split open and lemon juice will spray into their eyes, causing intense burning pains as you crush them into a citrus-y pulp!
aizawa: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Their heads or the lemons?
Izuku : Whatever caves first!
aizawa :... oh
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Izuku : Oh, fiddlesticks.
aizawa: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.
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aizawa and izuku busting a drug raid at 3am : Hey problem child , I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.
Izuku tired as fuck , pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?
aizawa: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, problem child! where tf did you even get that?!!
izuku deadpan : gun go brr
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