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i try to make a wholesome, playable, funny joke character and it evolves into a pathetic lump of a man who puts everything before himself and would do anything to protect those he loves
My dnd character has to now argue against her wife who joined a cult that murder is, get this, *bad*
Let me tell you about the one time a nat one nature check led to an action packed adventure that included white water rafting in a tropical storm
The one kind of dragon no bard will fuck.
Use tax dollars to feed children/students who, by law, have to attend schools.
An actual transcript from last night's dnd session:
A: Can you add Divine Smite to Soup?
B: Tasty sou- SMITE
Me: SMOUP
Beginning of session:
Hand out these leaflets, we're doing some campaigning
End of session:
Local robotic crusader fights 2 wendigos, a vampire and possessed friend
Does necromancy work on dead plants? Also do the bones have to be reconfigured In the way it was when it had flesh or can i make a machine out of them using necromancy. Could you make a flying sword using necromancy because something’s holding those bones together and it’s not flesh
We're chaotic when playing DND. <3
today's session was wild