Doug Eiffel - Blog Posts

Well that was an episode and a half... Okej just one question why didn't anyone notice that Mr. Bad at lying was, you know lying?

And also what are Kepler going to do he obviously knew about the un-brainwashed thing so how is he going to help the gang? (He is going to help them isn't he?)

Hazards of being in space I guess

oh my god why does this silly little radio man keep floating away into space

would anybody like some eiffel expressions

Shout out to Spotify having comments sections of podcasts like this is a YouTube video, I have found someone who gets it (the heart I mean)

You know. It’s not a relisten if I don’t listen to the “trailer” of an audio drama.

Nothing feels more like a friend than Zach Valenti going “a now concluded sci-fi audio fiction series. It’s… been a few years since our final episode aired”

Like

“Yes sir. You are a now concluded sci fi audio fiction series and it has been a few years and I STILL LOVE YOU Wolf 359”

once upon a time, there was a little boy called doug eiffel. and doug had a superpower: he could get inanimate objects to reproduce sounds happening very far away. modern science calls this power ‘radio.’ … doug eiffel also calls it ‘radio.’

Call it my (if a tad unfinished) gift to you all for Dougmas! Cheers and triple white chocolate mochas with extra whipped cream to yall!

[Audio Transcript from the end credits of Rogue Runners]

DIDN'T SAY THIS YESTERDAY BUT

23 DAYS TIL THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR!!!

happy countdown wolf-mas

Doug Eiffel doodles through the listening of Wolf 359 and the life after the first listening.

Picture order is from summer 2022 to roughly November 2023

Bonus image here is a summary of the series through crude whiteboard images.

this will make sense, I promise. i hope

Doug Eiffel is an improv King but I don't think he'd do well in rhyming games. Pun games? He's got it. Mini story games? Got it. Making up characters? That's his bread and butter. But rhyming...

If he does a rhyming game with like Minkowski, he'd lose. He'd make up a silly goofy word that isn't real and she catches him Immediately.

being kinda scruffy and unkempt even at the best of times is eiffel's natural state. eiffel would not look like eiffel otherwise. patchy stubble and wearing the same unwashed star wars shirt four days in a row is part of his charm. so i think it would be very very funny if just once minkowski convinced him it'd be nice for him to get cleaned up for hera. he goes to a barber and gets a clean shave, dresses up nicely, etc. he looks deeply uncomfortable. and hera hates it. she thinks he's being blackmailed. just horrified, like, oh god, who did this to you?

[Audio Clip of Mission Mishaps: Cold Turkey

Eiffel: Can you do that?

Hilbert: (Long pause) Pecan Pie?

Eiffel: Yeah

Hilbert: (Long pause between words) I. Like. Pecan. Pie]

There is so much love in my body for this man and this silly little show with all the little guys in space <3<3<3

Eiffel/Hera coded cards because I miss them and I love them too much and because it’s the only serious valentine thing ill think about today.

istg i need him to tuck me in and read me a bedtime story

Happy 40th to the special-ist man, 7 and a half light years away!!

Today’s his big day guys! Nothing could go wrong on such a special day right? Be nice to the birthday boy :)

I think I've made my favorite communications officer very proud today listeners! :] Sending triple white chocolate mochas with whipped creams to you all <3<3

[Id: My hand holding a triple white chocolate mocha with whipped cream by the lid.]

Doug is like what would happen if Leo Valdez and Jake Peralta did the Dragon Ball fusion dance and I'm living for it

mayday mayday mayday all ships at sea

did somebody say daniel jacobi

(and here-a she is)

i feel like i went a lot… happier with her than with jacobi…

HERE SHE IS AAAA

I can just HEAR teen Eiffel going “BUSINESS IN THE FRONT, PARTY IN THE BACK, BABY!!” This man has had a mullet. He has mulleted.

do you reckon jacobi woild be a mullet + under/sidecut type of guy? i can see eiffel having had a mullet 🤔

I was so compelled to draw the mullet boys lmao

I think Jacobi would love this style but he would have to ditch it for the hephastus mission due to maintenance. I can definitely see Eiffel rocking a mullet, in the 90s especially!

yesssssss happy late dougmas

Here's some W359 Christmas fan art I made to celebrate Eiffel's birthday yesterday!

This takes place post-canon, which is why Eiffel and Minkowski look different.. and Dominik Koudelka is also there. I think I subconsciously made him look vaguely like Gabriel Urbina.. so that's something, haha!

a merry Doug Eiffel’s Birthday to all

and to all a good night