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izuku and aizawa qoutes part 8
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aizawa holding a bottle: is this whiskey or perfume?
izuku chugs entire bottle:..
izuku : It’s perfume.
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izuku : Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
aizawa : I think you mean cards.
izuku , pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not
aizawa pale : what the fuck kid?
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izuku : English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
aizawa : You need to stop.
mic laughing his ass off : I THOUGHT YOU THAT ONE!
izuku smug as fuck : yes you did.
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izuku texting the heros and students chat :
brokenbones: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
sleepingbag : What did you do.
brokenbones : A MISTAKE.
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izuku watching aizawa break into his father's house : This is such a bad idea.
aizawa : Then why are you coming along?
izuku : One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
aizawa with manic grin : hmm.... okay good enough!
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aizawa and izuku quotes part 5!
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Izuku , to aizawa: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?
aizawa : i dont even... what?
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izuku walking into class late covered in dirt and blood holing a shovel : hi I got buried alive!
aizawa looking in shock : what? WHO?
izuku : shigaraki!
aizawa : is... is he alive still?
izuku : dunno! I hit him with the shovel on my way back!
aizawa pale : oh okay... uh... go clean up I guess?
izuku smiling : okay see ya!
class 1-a : wtf?
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aizawa grading papers in the teachers lounge : FUCK PROBLEM CHILD!
izuku somehow popping uo behind him to all the teacher shock : what up?
aizawa : read this and tell me if you understand
izuku : naw fam that shit wack.
aizawa : mhm okay good thanks bye
the teachers : wtf was that?
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izuku laying in the snow face first : death is coming
aizawa standing next to him :... okay
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