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my qualifications of being a girlfriend (pan / poly / no gender preference)
PROS
i am a girl
likes girls too
(that can be something both of us can relate to if u like girls)
i like cute things
i give nice hugs
love sending cute or random goofy photos
i love sending random "haha us" posts
will brag about you
will always be happy to have your attention
know how to cook water 💃🏼
CONS
i sometimes forget you exist but come back like time didn't pass at all
usually busy staring at my wall
yaps too much
a nerd
a stupid nerd
time zone problems most likely
i whine too much
demands attention and gets sad and will sulk at a corner when not given attention
I thought I'd insult Bill Cipher for funzies.
"I see bricks no six-s" 😭
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Ive been watching Gravity Falls on loop.....help
GF + OTGW ft. an oc of mine
Been seeing some Owl house and Gravity falls crossover stuff so here’s my two cents
The most big brother ever
He already did this with Vee, Gus and Luz, probably king too.
He spawns in Gravity falls via Titan blood spill and sees these two unsupervised children and decides to “mine now”
I love him and his stupid tea set
Undemons your demon
Makes your powerful god mortal and weak.
Bill cipher except he’s 5x more cunty
This was supposed to be just one sketch but yeah. They took it away in theraprism. Big tone shift from my last Bill drawings
You know what would be funny?
If Pacifica unintentionally became somewhat friends with Fiddleford.
Like at first he's just known as the hobo she had to hold hands with during the whole Bill fiasco. And then he becomes the guy who bought her parents house. And Pacifica not even thinking about would sometimes walk by her old house because it was her home originally for 12 years. And Fiddleford he'd notice her stopping by and looking at the home from time to time and then one day he's outside and he sees her walking towards the gate.
Fidds doesn't hesitate to call out to her, startling her and Pacifica sees him and she gives him a look that's supposed to be unwelcoming but it's hard to take her seriously when she's blushing from being embarrassed at having been startled. She'll huff and stick her nose up in the air and dramatically storm off in an effort to save face and as she's walking away Fiddleford calls out-
"Stop by again sometime Pacifica!"
And she stops, whirls around and snaps-
"As if old man!"
But despite her saying that, Fidds once again finds her coming back around. And he humors her, getting reactions out of her and finding her amusing instead of intolerable. This continues on and then before Pacifica and Fiddleford realize it, he's invited her inside and they continue their strange friendship. Fiddleford learns that Pacifica's pretty smart and kind despite her snarky and uppity attitude. She just hides it beneath a mask of "I'm better than everyone."
And Pacifica learns that Fiddleford isn't just the crazy town weirdo. Instead he's a genius and to her surprise, beneath his somewhat timid, polite, nature he's got a dry sense of humor and hidden snark under the surface. He's also incredibly sharp and keeps it up his sleeve as his ace.
They bond over the snark and jabs, and they teach each other things without realizing it and for awhile it's this tentative thing till one day Pacifica shows up on Fiddleford's doorstep. Looking miserable and red eyed and Fidds he doesn't hesitate to bring her inside, his dad alarms kicking in much like how they do with Tate. He doesn't say anything, and she doesn't explain it. But an unspoken barrier has been crossed and neither of them mind. They don't knowledge it, mainly for Pacifica and her refusing to do so.
But Fidds doesn't mind it. In a way she reminds him of his son, with the way she handles things. Pacifica would tell him in her own time, and Fiddleford was more than patient with her taking her time.
Afterwards they're basically in a strange mentor/mentee/paternal/unspoken adopted daughter kind of deal.
Reblogging for when I finish the book and eventually need help deciding
THE BOOK OF BILL: decoded message masterpost
now it's officially released, here's nearly all the codes in order. cataloguing these all in the same place for my convenience, i recommend solving these for yourself first. major spoilers for the entire book below the cut, obviously. continue reading at your own risk.
final warning broski. 3, 2, 1....
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there are a bunch of new codes introduced, of which i'll name the first time they appear. starting off with the spine's inside cover:
i'm naming this one axolotl: EVEN HIS LIES ARE LIES
cipher's code on the bottom: REMEMBER US
runes [small vertical]: OLAF WAS HERE
angel: PRAISE THE FALLEN ANGLE
inside of the paperback (not pictured) just says BLACK & WHITE.
LET HIM IN AND BREAK THE SEAL BETWEEN WHATS FICTION AND REAL
GLUTTOSLOTHENY
MY OPTOMETRIST NEVER SAW IT COMING
PAPER IS BOOK SKIN
LIES / BOOBERRY
left: LONE SURVIVOR OF THE EUCLIDEAN MASSACRE
upper right: TANTRUM
WHICH HENCHMANIAC RATTED ME OUT? (dramaa)
TITANS BLOOD (owl house ref?)
SUCK IT MERLIN
lobster lord's name is DARYLL
CURSE WITTEBANE (definitely owl house ref!)
COUNTRIES ARENT (wut)
author's code upper left: SIX FINGERED FREAK
bottom: STANLEY COULD HAVE MADE HER LAUGH (and he did!)
IF LOST RETURN TO BILL (bro got microchipped)
cipher: FORGET THE PAST
author: HOPEFULLY FS GLOVES WILL HIDE WHAT CIPHER HAS DONE TO MY HANDS...
bro's secret code: HAVE I BEEN TOO HARSH ALL ALONG?
cipher's code: I CAN WRITE CODES TOO IT'S NOT THAT HARD!
patients from left to right:
SPHEREMONGER / ETERNALOR / BILL CIPHER / THE LOGIC CUBE / PAINGORIOUS / JESSICA / SHADORG / MR SILLY / THE BEAST
the silly straws chapter is missing, i might add that later. i tried to collect all of them but there may be a few i missed.
How it should end to kill us all
What needs to happen is someone goes back in time, preferably Stan and/or the twins and they need to stop this all from happening by stopping young stanly from destroying the project in the first place… Sure consequences and all that but hey it would be pretty cool…
3d practicing..
I'm at work so I'll have to expand on this later .....maybe ANYWAYS I have an idea for an au...
Stan and Ford as multi dimensional space pirates. That it! The pines brothers as multi dimensional space pirates where they go around to different dimensions and loot cool items. I was also thinking that bill and his henchmaniacs are like a rival pirate crew or something not sure again I'll probably expand more on this
Some prismbreak Ford fanart, featuring that fuck ass chicken baby
Au created by @antonymziie
How to Steal
Transcript below:
(2/4)
Caryn: A little trick from the master, hon; act like you got some place to be and they won’t notice a thing. Not until you’re long gone, of course!
Ford: Ma, did you just steal that from the store we passed?
Caryn: Yeah, so?
Ford: But that thing’s a whole hundred dollars!
Caryn: Sweetie, no seller worth their salt is gonna display real gold out in the open for any old person to steal like me. Look closer, it’s fake! They were marking it up a whole lot. Did everyone a favor snatching it if you ask me.
(3/4)
Caryn: Say, why don’t you keep it? Use it as a prop for some treasure in that little ship you and Stan always play around in. It’ll be our little secret.
(4/4)
Ford: Looks like that trick came in handy again. Thanks, Ma.
My DTIYS entry! This took a reasonable amount of time.I'd like to get that time back...
everything makes me think of them
my unparalleled creative genius allows me to do incredible things(bill cipher in a pretty dress)
undecided on the length of tge skirt im just going tp keep changing it an d pretend it wqs always part of the plan
resorting to mspaint becaause my ipad isnt ccharged
i love this meme because neither of them are playing it right
arrived at a new kind of brainrot
gravity falls art dump ! i didnt evwn realize how much i draw them wtf expect a part 2 cause i dont wanna flood this
how it feels watching gravity falls begging the writers to give wendy even an ounce of personality outside of being dippers love interest
GF SUPERMACY GF SUPERMACY
