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when enkidu dies Gilgamesh covers his face, veiling it “like a bride”. Haha (sudden low voice through gritted teeth) the ancient Mesopotamians are running circles around us. I need you to get your ass on the field and give me your best yaoi or we can kiss these quarter finals goodbye
Good morning to everyone except the girl sitting behind me in eternals who said nothing when Ikaris and Seris literally fucked but went "ewwww" when Phastos and Ben kissed. Go die in a hole.
*Ikaris and Sersi after a fight*
Sersi: We're home!
* Sersi and Sprite came in*
Ikaris: It's ten o clock. Where have you been?
Sersi: We stayed for the California water show, it was pure disney magic.
Ikaris: I was going to see that with her.
Sersi: How I was supposed to know that?!
Sprite: It's alright I see it again with you.
Ikaris: And I had food here and you said you we're going to call.
Sersi: I know, I know...
Sprite: I can still eat.
Sersi: No, you already throw up once, go put on your pj's and brush your teeths.
Sprite: Ok, but just don't fight..
Ikaris: We are not fighting.
Sersi: Just go.
* Sprite leaves*
Ikaris: Aren't you gonna thank Sersi for taking you to Disney Land?
Sprite : Thanks Sersi! *leaves happily.*
Sersi: You're welcome sweetie!
Ikaris: Do you want a cup of coffee?
Sersi: Ohh.. I should probably get going...
Ikaris: It's just a cup of coffee...
Sersi:Ok...
*Thena whispering to Gilgameshwho were watching that whole thing*
Gilgamesh: Yeah.. The whole thing seems a little twisted to me too.
Gilgamesh: Thena why are you covered with blood?
Thena:Is not mine..
Gilgamesh:Is that something I will have to worry...
Thena:Maybe...
Makkari*signing*: If one of you had to pick one of the other guys to go out with who would you pick.
Gilgamesh*rolling his eyes while sigining*:I'm not answering that.
Phastos*signing*:I'm not dating any of this morons.
Kingo*signing and whispering*: Ikaris...
Druig*signing while sinning*: BI! BI! BI!
Ikaris: I feel flattered Kingo :)
*Thena and Gilgamesh searching for Jack*
Thena: Jack,where are you?
Gilgamesh: Have any of you seen our nephew? Oh my god...
Thena: The mother adrenaline is kicking in! JACK!
Gilgamesh: I can see every equation!
Thena:Excuse me, have you seen him? Have you seen my nephew?
Random dude: How is he?
Thena and Gilgamesh: Average height, brown hair, brown eyes, clearly gay but we haven't had the talk.
Gligamesh: Thena, sweetie. Did you have to stab him?
Thena: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me.
Gligamesh: I'm going to regret asking, but what did he said?
Thena: He said "what are you going to do, stab me?"
Gligamesh:Thena...
Thena: What, he asked me. That's is being polite.
Gilgamesh:Thena...
Gilgamesh: Are you mad?
Thena:No.
Gilgamesh: So sharpening your knives at 3 am is just a hobby?
You never think being ace with impact your academic career.
… until you need to write a paper on gender roles in Gilgamesh and have to find a way to describe how Shamhat had sex with Enkidu so good that he learned how to be a person and what that means for women in Ancient Sumer. And find a way for it to be proper and presentable for your professor 😭
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The king of Uruk was many things, but from the day of his greatest loss, he was never alone, for there was always a queen that matched him in ferocity and golden dress, curled up at his side as if someone had asked the noble beasts to watch over him.
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