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Druig*signing*:If a villan got you, my beautiful Makkari, I'd hunt them down to the ends of earth so they could face me, and I would do so many mind games they wouldn't even know their fucking name.
Makkari*signing*: If someone does something to you, I'll fucking kill him, without second thoughts, my love.
Gligamesh*whispering to Thena*:Do they realize this is not a normal way to say I love you...
Thena *whispering back*: Mehh, I find it cute.
Druig:I'm the most free person between all of us.
Gligamesh:Yeah...So when Makkari asked you to sit down and relax.
Druig: What was I suppos to sign no?
*Everyone standing in front of the broken ship*
Phastos*signing*: So who broke it? I'm not mad I just wanna know.
Sersi*signing too*: I did it, I broke it.
Phastos*signing*: No, no you didn't. Druig anything to say?
Druig*signing*: Don't look at me, look at Ikaris.
Ikaris*signing*: What? I didn't break it!
Druig*signing*:Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it's broken huh?
Makkari*signing*: Dear....
Ikari*signing*: For the last time Druig I didn't broke it!
Druig:Suspicious...
Ikaris: NO, is not!
Thena*whispering*: Wanna go get coffe?
Gligamesh*whispering back*:Yeah, let's leave this bullshit.
Kingo*signing*: If It matters, probably not, but Sprite was the last one to use it, for that mission.
Sprite*signing*:Liar! I don't even touch that crap!
Phastos: Hey, hey, hey. It's not a crap.
Kingo*signing*: Oh, really Sprite, then why did you enter the ship before.
Sprite*signing*: It's where I have my console! Everybody knows that!
Sersi:Ok, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it Phastos.
Phastos:No, who of you broke it!
Makkari*signing*:This is fucking stupid.
Druig*signing*: I'll say it again. It was defently Ikaris, he's the one with laser eyes, and he's been awfully quiet.
Ikaris*signing while screaming*: OH REALLY?! You're a big piece of shit.
Makkar*signing*:Oh, you shouldn't say that.
*everyone starts to argue*
*Phastos leaving following Gligamesh and Thena*
Phastos: I'm the one who broke it, I wanted to try this thing of Star Wars, that makes you wanna go to the speed of light.
Gligamesh: Yeah, we know it's you.
Thena: Interesting mind game, my friend...
Phastos: Poor dummies.
Ajax* calling to check out on them*: So how it been, is Thena distracted enough?
Gligamesh: Oh, yeah...
Ajax:What are you not telling me Gligamesh?
Gligamesh:Well, uhm... we need to change of location, she tried to set on fire the white house because of Trump, but in total accident i swear.
Ajax: Oh....
Thena: Gligamesh and I are so close, that we even share the thootbrush.
Gligamesh: We share what now?
Thena: The toothbrush, isn't that socially accepted?