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I like to think of what Bilbo will see when he opens his eyes.

Bilbo Baggins, Consort under the mountain lol

YANDERE THORIN OAKENSHIELD X READER

👑 before the war you were lovers. But after the war once everyone was safe he then truly started to show how obsessed he was of you.

👑anything your heart desires it’s yours.

👑he keeps you deep with in the mountain so no one can ever hurt you and your safe.

👑possessive and obsessive yandere.

👑hates when anyone talks to you. So eventually kept you in your home to prevent that from happening.

👑loves it when you show him any sort of attention.

👑you may be able to convince him to let you out of your home for a bit but it takes a lot of convincing.

👑he has to constantly have to be touching you in some sort of way when he is with you.

👑all of the lords pressure thorin to get married in a hope that he would marry one of their daughters. Only for him to go home and propose.

👑how could you say no after all he is a king how can you defy the king.

👑your wedding is huge all of erebor is decorated and celebrating. Even though in secret you are trapped deep within the mountain.

👑only his must trusted dwarves no you are not free.

👑they lords start pressuring him into having an heir even though he has fili.

👑but thorin then realised that’s another way for you to join together forever.

👑before you know it you are carrying the next heir to the lonely mountain.

👑thorin is overjoyed with the news especially when your belly starts to show it gives him a feel of relief knowing a part of him will always be apart of you.

👑when the babe is born the whole kingdom rejoice knowing the line of durin is safe .

👑swears to always protect you and the child .

👑as the child gets older he realises that he wants more to keep his first born company and to also keep his people happy.

👑eventually you will probably have three children .

👑all of which grow up to be just like there farther.

👑don’t expect any help from anybody because everyone in erebor just wants there king to be happy.

Thank you ❤️❤️

What do you think it would be like? Fairy reader begged: Would yandere Thranduil join the war of the five armies? Would it help the dwarves?

YANDERE THRANDUIL would he join the war of the five armies?

🪽to be honest he is more interested in you then some battle.

🪽he is happy as long as orc don’t come near his kingdom and you.

🪽but if you asked him too he would consider it for a time.

🪽you see he hates the dwarves and he disliked how your attention was always on them…

🪽so he would with a cost of course you are going to have to use every trick in the book. Such as compliments, acts of service and physical intimacy.

🪽only when he feels fully in control does he agree to fight to defend the dwarves.

🪽he would be very helpful after all when he fights he is only thinking of you and how he must return to you …

Thank you for the question ❤️❤️

Yandere Haldir headcanon.

YANDERE HALDIR X READER

🪽Haldir can speak fluently in common tongue unlike his brothers .

🪽meets you when you are accompanying the fellowship.

🪽was curious about you and didn’t trust you at first since you weren’t elf.

🪽when he sees you staring at the stars one night. He becomes bewitched by your beauty.

🪽starts to try and court you but since human and elve courting is so different you didn’t realise.

🪽will prove himself to you by fighting off orcs.

🪽shows you secret hideouts were he goes to get away from others…

🪽hides you away so you can’t continue the quest with the fellowship.

🪽once you snap and become the perfect spouse for him you get married.

🪽he gets rid of rivals by taking them in hunts when he actually kills them after killing orcs and blame the orcs for their death.

🪽escape as much as you want no one understands you unless you learn elvish.

🪽if you do speak elvish he says your mentally I’ll and he has too take you back home . And everyone thinks he is this kind gentleman even though they don’t know the truth.

🪽children are like super rare so he would love a child but he knows you can’t control wether or not you have a child . Wouldn’t mind adopting.

🪽his brothers tease him about you.

🪽if you died he would kill himself like literally cannot live without you.

🪽possessive and observant yandere he knows your dislikes before you do

Thank you for this request ❤️❤️

Well. Yandere Thranduil won't let the fairy reader continue her mission with the company and leave? (Most likely, if you go, he won't let fairy reader fight in the war of five armies. Isn't that right?

YANDERE THRANDUIL X FAIRY READER QUESTION

🪽he isn’t going to let you leave at ALL. You can try you really can but you aren’t getting anywhere .

🪽your not fighting and he is PREPARED for your outbursts and will to fight so his simple task to stop you from fighting and leaving is …

🪽cutting off your wings and not letting healers tend to them until after the war . Just to make sure you don’t leave .

🪽it sounds brutal but that’s how far he is willing to keep you safe .

Thank you for the question ❤️❤️

What if yandere Thranduil and Fairy reader met like this? She is with the dwarves and meets Thranduil when they are all captured. If the fairy reader was determined to help with the dwarves. So to continue with them on this adventure. What would Yandere Thranduil do?

YANDERE THRANDUIL X COMPANY READER

🪽when Thranduil meets you a perfect fairy travelling with pesky dwarves he is shocked. So shocked you should be cherished not travelling with them.

🪽locks the the dwarves in the dungeons and has you personally taken to his chambers.

🪽fight him all you want but he won’t let you go…

🪽will offer you a deal we’re the company is free to fufill there quest as long as you stay with him.

🪽 you can’t be selfish you HAVE to agree to him.

🪽it’s way to dangerous for you to be travelling without proper protection (he doesn’t believe the dwarves would look after you).

🪽if you disagreed then he would keep you locked in his room and wait for you to break. And you beg for him to stay with you and comfort you.

🪽he makes you forget about the company in say becoming more possessive and obsessive.

Thank you for your request ❤️❤️

bagginshield moments in the hobbit trilogy:

an unexpected journey:

- bilbo was a simp for thorin the second he knocked on his door

- bilbo hearing gandalf and elrond talk about thorin in rivendell and thorin letting him hear

- thorin fully risking his life to save bilbo even tho he thinks he’s a “burden”

- bilbo being so personally hurt by thorin saying what he said, that he decides to leave (dramatic gay™️)

- thorin realizing he actually hurt bilbo and regretting having said anything (guilty gay™️)

- “why did you come back”

- bilbo saying he came back bc he wants to help thorin find a home

- bilbo being the one to intervene in thorin’s fight w azog despite never fighting before and having every excuse to stay on the tree

- he fully jumps an orc???? like twice the size of him???? to save his boyfriend????

- faces AZOG head on bc thorin wasn’t moving

- thorins first question upon waking being about whether bilbo is okay

- trying so hard to be angry at bilbo

- bilbo becoming a burden on thorins HEART rather than his mind

- “i have never been so wrong in all my life. i am sorry i doubted you.”

- the look™️ after the hug

the desolation of smaug:

- thorin and bilbo having the most willpower out of everyone in the group

- constantly joining at each other’s sides

- the look on thorins face when he realizes bilbo isn’t with them anymore

- thorin being the only one to think that bilbo would come for them

- thorin RUNNING to the cell door when bilbo appears

- bilbo looking to thorin when he asks them to trust him

- thorin being the only one who trusts bilbos judgement w the barrels

- “well done, master baggins”

- bilbo vouching for thorins character

- thorin giving him the Look™️ as bilbo speaks on his behalf

- “you have keen eyes, master baggins”

- “thorin, you can’t give up now.”

- thorin coming back as soon as bilbo calls for them

- thorin trying to dehumanize bilbo as much as possible so he “won’t care” as much about his life, being fully incapable of doing so

- bilbos FACE when thorin turns his sword on him

- thorin being able to really easily read bilbo’s expressions, even when he’s blind by greed

- thorin suggesting they all split up and taking bilbo with him

- bilbo not wanting to go with balin, and calling for thorin as he’s pulled away

- bilbo always immediately responding to thorins commands, not hesitating or doubting him for a second

- “keep going bilbo!”

battle of the five armies

- “i’ve tried talking to him, but he won’t listen.”

- the fact that bilbo took to stone because he knew what it would do to thorin, not caring if thorin found out and hated him after because he knew he was helping him

- the way thorin LOOKS at him when he shows him the acorn

- literally the Look™️

- the way bilbo relaxes under That Specific Gaze from thorin

- bilbo being the only one who cares enough to try and reason with thorin

- “you should never underestimate dwarves” ft. the Look™️

- thorin intentionally gives him one of the strongest pieces of armor they have

- “i look absurd,” “it is a gift, a token of our friendship. true friends are hard to come by.”

- never assuming for a SECOND that bilbo would be the one to betray him

- the SYMBOLISM of thorin backing away and them being separated by the other dwarves

- “i’m not afraid of thorin”

- thorins face when he realizes bilbo was the one to betray him

- bilbos voice being the only one thorin hears clearly in his head, the only voice that brings him to sense

- bilbos FACE as he says “thorin” when they finally come to fight

- thorins face when bilbo comes to warn him of the fifth army

- the Look™️

- they exchange one look and bilbo knows that he’s meant to go with thorin

- “i’m glad you’re here”

- “you’re going to live, thorin.”

- bilbo holding his hand

- “plant your tree, watch it grow”

- bilbo begging him to stay alive, whispering to him about the sky and the eagles, desperately saying his name as he dies

- cradling his body

- sobbing next to him

- standing alone at his body during the funeral, unmoving

- trying desperately not to cry, being unable to look at his body

- “i know that’s how you must honor him, but to me he was never that. he was... he was...”

- just nodding, balin knowing exactly what he wants to say but can’t bring himself to

- “who is this person you pledged your loyalty to? thorin oakenshield?”

- the Look™️

- “he... he was my friend.”

- bilbo baggins kept that map, thorins map, the for the rest of his life, for it was all he had left of a lost love

Don't mind me, just out here, thinking of them in this fine year of our lord 2024

thorin oakenshield? more like thorin FAT TIDDIES shield am i right aayyyyyy

Tiny prince and a slightly bigger one

Family Discussions

BFF: I still can’t get over Thorin kicking the dwarves during the troll incident

Me: yeah it was his turn with the brain cell

BFF: oh that’s why you like the dwarves so much theyre dumb !!!

Me (getting ready to refute it - remembers what happens later): okay you got me

Family Discussions

Scene where Elronds company arrives and surrounds the dwarfs.

BFF: that’s just the medevil equivalent of a motorcycle gang surrounding people and circling them

Also,I got into D&D while I was away

Here’s my totally normal Halfling Bard (DM in the midway of our campaign said that she’s actually demon from Abyss and I’m still in shock)