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parental homestuck fanfic?

you should check out my writing on ao3 its kinda cute idk heres a sneak peek >w<

“That was hell. Remind me to never take the elevator ever again, will you?” He rhetorically asked the baby, who was too distracted with the passing cars and loud sounds of the city. He looked at Dirk expectantly. “We really need to get you a name, lil dude. You can’t be ‘Mini Strider’ forever.” He looked around, attempting to get some sort of inspiration, the little Strider copying him. They finally reached the local convenience store, grimacing. “I don’t plan on naming you after a can of soup, but it might happen, man.” The baby replied with some babble, holding onto his glasses. Entering the store, it was plenty cooler than the air outside. The baby giggled at the bug-repellent air barrier. So easily entertained. The two of them waded around the store, looking at baby-safe foods, toys, and fighting over the fact the infant can’t just grab things off the shelf, no, put that down, stop it, you can’t even eat those yet you greedy, grubby monster. Dirk eventually found the perfect item- a baby carrier he could just buckle around his chest. Absolutely perfect. He can use both arms while also carrying the child. Amazing how technology has come so far. He picked up the small box, offering it to the child as a trade for the…. Popcorn? He picked up off the shelf. The infant was happy with this trade, chewing on the corner of the box. “Hungry, ain’t we? We can go somewhere when we’re headed home.” The baby returned a happy sound. They waited in line for the cashier, Dirk quietly humming a tune to a song he had heard recently, title and artist unknown. He swayed side to side with the babe, bouncing him as he giggled and snorted with the temporary entertainment. He stopped when they reached the register, putting the items on the counter for them to be scanned. The person at the counter was a troll- the grey skin and tricolored horns a prominent feature- which wasn’t uncommon for this area. Dirk dug in the back of his mind, reminded of when Roxy had told him about a select few passively living on Earth with humans. The baby stared through his sunglasses, grumbling some sort of strung together sentence to the troll. The stranger smiled, sharper teeth exposed, waving softly at the infant. “ThVt’s Vn VdorVble wiggler. Is it yovrs?” Dirk shrugged. “I guess he is now.” They both paused awkwardly, the troll handing over the two plastic bags of whatever baby supplies was bought. Eventually, the troll cleared their throat, stating their trained phrase. “ThVnk yov for purchVsing, come VgVin soon.” This led to Dirk grabbing the bags and nodding, a silent sign of goodbye. The baby turned still, looking over his shoulder to stare at the troll some more. They walked down the sidewalk, Dirk shuffling the three things around so his arms wouldn’t get sore, sighing as he eyed the smaller shops. “You shouldn’t stare, man. It’s considered rude.” The baby retorted with another babble, probably complaining. Dirk only smiled faintly, turning into a local cafe.

updated so it has a big boy linky winky now join my server NEEOOWWW!!!!!

Whoa homestuck discord server

No Proshitters please :(

got too silly today

MORE MORE

HALLOWEEN TIME!!! dancestors can have fun too

Karkat!

Haven’t drawn homestuck in such a long time-

Hey tumblr, I haven’t been on here in so long, so uh- apology davekat I guess :’)

QUICKLY, POST CLOWN WEEK DAY 1 CAUSE I MISSED IT IM PRETTY SURE

my boy gamzeeee

(I’m gonna have to do the rest really quickly aren’t I :( )

TW: incredibly slight vriska gore

You ever just draw spider girls basically mauled in half? Just me? Okay good to know

@neonknightjaey s oc!

Gotta love her

hey tumblr!

I want to write some reader x character for y’all, so I have some fandoms for you!

When this one has finished I’ll make another to also decide the characters/ groups of characters and if groups of character I’ll go into which specific character

ah yes

english

WOOHOO IM GONNA POST A LOT

YOURE WELCOME! TILL WE MEET AGAIN

Boom, sorry it’s MASSIVE, just more gamzee to admire

Fun fact, his shoes are literally slippers that look like tavros

Youre welcome

Ganzer in a maid dress is nearly finished- I’m so fucking proud of it you have no idea

Should I draw sober gamzee, unsober gamzee, or him in a maid dress

Choose wisely

start of many 413 posts for today (time zones :P)

I have been in this fandom since the 7th of 2023, not long- but homestuck (un)surprisingly has changed me a lot and helped my drawing style grow

So here’s my first EVER drawings of homestuck

compared to some of my newest

Happy 4/13 or 13/4

and happy birthday Jouhne and jane

I DON’T perform anymore

I used to!

But that was…

A long time ago

HEY! I’m tired and wanting to draw stuff!

Random homestuck character troll poll GO!

or comment if you want a dancestor

love Terezi

She’s gonna take my soul with those magic blind powers she got, but that’s okay, it’s just an empty pringles can in there

Terezi!!!!

Such b4byg1rl

nepeta!

I gave her quadrant earrings cause mews my zodiac troll and she gets special treatment

taspop!

There’s an Aradia cosplayer, but aside from that, no homestuck stuff :(

hanging out with @xx-the-cringest-ever-xx

Currently waiting for paint to dry-

If you look at my room you’ll probably figure out what kinda person I am

Homestuck fan

Cotl fan

Lgbtq+

Okay wtf

Gotta Hal’d it to you This was pretty fun to draw >:]

TOTALLY DIDNT KNOW THAT PALE GAMKAR WEEK WAS HAPPENING, SO UH, HERE, LET ME SCURRY OFF BACK TO MY DUMPSTER

Shitty drawing for Day 5! (Is this day five? Am I Just bad at counting?)

@pale-gamkar-week

I HAVE DONE IT! I HAVE FINALLY POSTED THE FIRST CHAPTER TO MY 38 PAGE LONG DAVEKAT FANFICTION THAT IS STILL GROWING-

GO CHECK IT OUT PLEASE- I SPENT WAY TOO LONG ON IT-

IT ALSO DOESNT HAVE ANY LEMON SCENES FOR THE ASEXUALS LIKE ME OUT THERE!

AND INCLUDES A SCENE WHERE GAMZEE GIVES YOU MAKEUP TIPS (HAVENT POSTED THAT CHAPTER YET BUT I WILL)

THANK YOU, KEEP BEING SNAZZY AND REBLOGS ARE APPRICIATED :D

hey! I’m currently feeling a lot of pressure and art/writers block, as well as no time but a lot of time- so I’m gonna be posting a little bit more sketches- and also not gonna be able to work as much on some peoples requests- just so I don’t do them badly

So uh- here’s my new way of drawing sollux!

it’s really different to my original- but I hope you guys like it!

idk when I drew this but here ya go!

This is what I imagine the differences of their hairs looking-

I’m glad I drew this actually cause I can’t draw Dave’s hair for shit

Some davekat I drew a while ago!