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THIS ARE THE FUCKING BESTIES! THE BESTIES WE DESERVE!

Eternals (2021) dir. Chloé Zhao

WHO KNOWS WHO BETTER? PART 1.

Brandon: And I'm still right.

Musa:Ugh! So not true.

Stella:What?

Brandon:She's mad because I know today's her laundry day. And that means she's wearing her old lady underpants.

Riven*winking at her*:I can check out that for you.

Musa:I just cant believe that you think that you and Riven know me and Stella better than we know you.

Riven: Well, we do. It's fact Muse. Baby you can only eat tic tacs in even numbers.

Brandon:Yeah, what's that about?

Riven:And you blondie, Timmy, I believe if you check Stella bag, you'll find a half eaten box of cookies in there.

Timmy*opens the bag and see's there's half of the cookies*:You're good.

Stella:So? Not surprised, everybody snacks when they shop.

Musa:Yeah.

Brandon:Oh, yeah? Timmy how many items left in that bag?

Timmy*checks it out*:Uhmm, five.

Riven:Okay, ten bucks that we can name every item in that bag.

Stella:How many guesses do you get?

Brandon:Six, sunshine.

Timmy*having fun*: Challenge extended.

Musa: Deal!

Timmy*more excited*:Challenge accepted.

Timmy:*grabs the bag and puts it in the table*

Brandon:Alright, let's start with apples.

Timmy*deep tone*: We'll be starting with apples.

Riven*deeper tone*:Stop that now.

Timmy*takes off the apples*: Yes.

Brandon:Okay, uh tortilla chips, yogurt.

Riven:Diet soda.

Timmy*taking all off*: Yes, yes and yes.

Riven:Uhmm orange juice.

Stella*puts her arms up*:OH! No, there's not orange juice in there! We win!

Musa:HA!

Timmy: Not so fast ladies, they still have another guest.

Stella*arms down*: Well, we won that one.

Brandon:Okay, the last thing is..

Riven:Oh! Oh! Oh! OH!

Riven:*whispers something to Brandon*

Brandon: No, no. Not for like another two weeks.

Riven: I got it! scotch tape.

Timmy*takes off the scotch tape*

Riven: HA!

Timmy: How did you know she would buy scotch tape?

Riven: Well, we used up theirs last night making scary faces.

Musa: Oh, man!

Riven: Muse, alright ten bucks! Give it to me!

Musa: That dosen't meant you guys know us better, I want a rematch.

Stella: Yeah, none of those stupid grocery questions, real personal questions.

Musa: Yeah, and the winner gets hundred bucks!

Brandon:Are you serious?

Musa*baby tone*: Are you scared?!

Brandon*fearfully*: No. Okay, who makes the questions?

Musa: Timmy will do it.

Timmy: Oh sure Timmy will do it. It's not like he has a job a girlfriend or life of his own.

Stella: Well fine, we'll ask Flora.

Timmy: No,no, no. I wanna do it.