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People say “be yourself” unless of course yourself is different from their exact perception of what you should be
Reminder that the climate crisis is NOT your fault.
Not your litter or lack of recycling
Not your emissions
It is not your fault that you are embedded in a system and forces you to drive a car
Its not your fault that massive corporations are destroying the world and blaming you
Yay! Yippee! Woo! Yeah! Yay! Woo! Yeah! Yippee! Wahoo! Yay! Wee! Woo! Yeah! Hoo! Yeah! Yay! Yippee!
What if bionicle was bugs
Must investigate further
Was ninjago an attempt at a bionicle reboot? Something that tried to get at the essence of why bionicle was so popular and worked? The thing that made bionicle so successful was its flavorful characters and deep worldbuilding but on top of that ninjago also has the
Gang of color coded heros with elemental powers
Collection of golden mcguffens that unlock their true powers
A dark lord to defeat who dips out to cause lots more problems later with his new reptilian army
during the arc with the reptilian army a child is revealed to be the chosen one and is magically aged up and has the powers of light
I keep my armies… in my sleevies! *thousands of rats armed with medieval weaponry and dressed in rat sized plate mail begin pouring out of my sleeves*
what is there was a maximal whose beast form was just a regular human man
My brain when my hair freezes on the way to class and when I get there I find out the building flooded and the class has been moved across campus and when I finally get to the other building I find out class has been canceled for the day: "this is fine, you can handle this no problem"
My brain when I have to read two chapters of a textbook: "you are actually going to die in mere minutes"
proof of concept
I used Kai's climber mech's instructions to buld takanuva to see how it would look
Your self esteem is six feet under but dammit I have brought a shovel
Normal people (gets random chest pain): it’s probably nothing but what if it actually is serious and i have to go to the hospital!
Me (gets random chest pain): it’s probably nothing but what if i grow an extra pair of arms from my abdomen and have to hide them for the rest of my life. Also they are bug arms not human arms like human arm sized bug arms
If I could talk to my past self I dont think I would give him any meaningful life advice. Instead, i would tell him to stop fucking chewing on all of my legos
Fingerless gloves make about as much sense to me as vests but there is a key difference between them
Fingerless gloves look rad
And vests
Look fucking stupid
I dont like how the ads dont scroll with the feed it feels like their always behind it, lurking
I love buff Cole but my brain whispered this in my ear so i have to share it now. What if instead he had that freaky rock climber build. The one thats like really muscular but also has like zero meat on their bones. And somehow also have the long and weirdly flexible and strong fingers and toes. Idk i dont think it would look very good but i was just thinking about how cole climbs sometimes
What if instead of the theraprism the axolotl put bill on the infinity train
Am i the only one who just assumed this guy would turn out to be evil? At the time i was certain he was behind the breakout event.
Even as a child i knew that the ceo of a big company simply could not be a good guy
Ultrakill (verb)
An action used to describe killing one or more people or things in the raddest most over the top way possible
Examples: “im going to ultrakill you” “did you see how i ultrakilled those guys?” “I love ultrakilling people”
Getting ultrakilled is considered an honor among some cultures (neurodivergent people)
Bigfoot is to the straights that mothman is to the gays
(Cave Johnson voice)
my parents are worried about my sister making me queer
but since I accidentally introduced my sister to her girlfriend she never made me queer.
I MADE MYSELF QUEER
people say to live in the moment as if I remember any other moments
I think that Gabriel is a beetle and his armor is an exoskeleton
Might draw that sometime…
The voices are really good singers
Honestly i think they play music more than they talk