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Malia: Are you having another depressive episode?
Stiles: A depressive episode?
Stiles: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.
Stiles: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Derek: This is the most threatening way, I’ve ever been cheered up.
Hunter: We have your mate.
Derek: …
Derek: Stiles? Stiles Stilinski? You have Stiles Stilinski?
Hunter: Yes.
Derek: No you don’t.
Hunter: What do you mean - ?
In the background: shit, he’s gone!
Derek: *laughs* Good luck with that.
Stiles: We need to get through this locked door. Jackson, give me your credit card.
Jackson: Here.
Stiles, pocketing it: Thanks. Boyd, kick down the door.
*at a zoo*
Isaac: What are they in for?
Derek: Isaac, this isn't prison.
Isaac: So they can leave?
Derek: No, but-
Isaac, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
Stiles: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.
Derek: What did you do with the body?
Stiles: What didn’t I do with the body?
Derek:
Stiles: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.