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This fic was inspired by @justcourttee - A Brother’s Love. I loved her fic and I couldn’t stop thinking….what if this happened?
Jason sighed, rereading the text he had gotten again from Gina.
Nona: Jay, I am unable to get to Paris in the time I wished. My son and his wife are having problems with my Little Fairy. They claim her to be a bully and a brute, but I know this is not my Little Fairy. I am her guardian now and my plan was to bring her with me. Go in my stead and take her to Gotham. She told me she has a date with her boyfriend, Adrien Agreste. Break the news to her gently.
Gina had traveled with him for awhile and was always there for him when he got in a fight with Bruce. They could disappear on the road and travel, forget their worries. Gina had told him about her granddaughter, her ‘Little Fairy’, Marinette Dupain-Cheng. She was an inspiring fashion designer, who was also her class’ president. She had designed for Jagged Stone and won a contest from Gabriel Agreste. She even had the opportunity to be mentored by Style Queen, herself, in New York, and turned it down. Gina had told him so many things about Marinette, he felt as if she was his little sister. When Gina told him that Pixie was getting bullied again and no one would help or see her side of things, he had gotten upset. Even her boyfriend had told her to make peace with the bully and to let it go. She had never asked him for a favor before and he didn’t want to let her down.
Jason had taken the first flight to Paris to bring his little sister home to Gotham. He watched as she left the bakery and pressed the button to head to the park when her phone rang.
“Adrien? Yeah, I’m just heading-Oh. Ye-Yeah, I can meet you there instead. Sure. Bye.” Marinette spoke and quickly took off in another direction.
'Sounds like a change of plans.’
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*Nothing* before this managed to get him akumatized, but this? This is what pushes him over the edge. And you know what’s even worse? Due to the nature of the akuma...
...the costume is bee-themed.
Random things the bat kids are afraid of:
Dick: chocking on the grape when he tries to catch them with his mouth.
Jason: bees
Tim: slipping in the shower
Damian: Santa clause
Duke: cutting himself while shaving
Cass: hula hooping
Steph: that she forgot to remove her fork from her leftovers and that the microwave will explode
Barbra: sending a text to the wrong person and then forgetting about it
Bruce: Bats
Alfred: nothing??? Have y’all seen this man??? God herself could go for the neck and Alfred would probably just high-five her
Okay alright so @moonlitceleste bee movie AU where the only change from the normal bee movie AUs is that Jason is VERY scared of bees.
He jumps 3 feet in the air, hits his head, and passes out for 12 hours the first time he meets Pollen.
He wouldn’t leave the covers of Mari’s bed for 3 days after he first met Chloé, aka Queen Bee. He is very scared of her.
Random things the bat kids are afraid of:
Dick: chocking on the grape when he tries to catch them with his mouth.
Jason: bees
Tim: slipping in the shower
Damian: Santa clause
Duke: cutting himself while shaving
Cass: hula hooping
Steph: that she forgot to remove her fork from her leftovers and that the microwave will explode
Barbra: sending a text to the wrong person and then forgetting about it
Bruce: Bats
Alfred: nothing??? Have y’all seen this man??? God herself could go for the neck and Alfred would probably just high-five her
Yes!!! And every time Jason asks why there were so many bees she has a different excuse because duh, he wouldn’t keep asking if he believed her, right?
The excuses get weirder and weirder. They include, but are not limited to:
I had a bunch of flowers in my bag (“Marinette, you were cuddling the bees. Your bag was 3 feet away, on the ground.”)
I’m a beekeeper (“You live in Gotham. Where would you keep them, and would they be here?”)
I had some very strong perfume (“You absolutely did NOT.”)
I’m using them for research, as part of an experiment (“You’re a fashion designer, not a scientist.”)
I was cursed (“How would you get cursed with bees? And why?”)
I’m part of a bee cult (“Can I join?”)
Pssst @moonlitceleste I have an idea
So since I think Ra canonically exists in Miraculous, imagine this:
Through some weird Ladybug and/or Guardian stuff, Marinette gets more powers related to previous holders or other gods (since kwamis are pretty much gods) (if Guardian than possibly of other Miraculous because I don’t think Ra was Ladybug).
Anyway she was just crying and she stopped but now she’s kinda just. Hanging out with all these bees
Jason finds her and is like. Damn. Cute girl!!!
He wants to flirt with her but his brain short-circuits, he sees the bees, and he says
“Ya like jazz?”
Pssst @moonlitceleste I have an idea
After Hawkmoth is defeated she heals Duusu and makes a sentimonster and gives it free will. The sentimonster?
A KWAMI SIZED VERSION OF HER
She jokes that the mini Marinette is like her child
Barry B. Benson: *somehow making out with mini Marinette*
Jason: hey Mari what the fuck
Marinette: they grow up so fast :,)
AU where instead of the bee kwami being pollen its Barry B. Benson