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Every MBTI couple: Part 1
ENFP×INTJ: the classic; it's like sunshine and butterflies standing next to Darth Vader. Tbh love the dynamic, the bounce off and the contrast.
INFJ×ENTP: they are like the smart couple who argues a LOT just beacuse they are both good at arguing about random stuff. They would fight a lot but they rarely get mad at eachother cuz they understand eachother at a deeper level and just love to argue regardless.
INTP×ENTJ: if I am talking about myself......I do find ENTJs super attractive. The low and high energy contrast works, both are thinking types, and they are the couple who makes fun of EVERYONE else and respects just eachother.
ISFP×ESFJ: they are probably the most loving couple in the list. You have the shy one and the doting extroverted one. Their relationship is like the one you think of when you hear "healthy relationship"
INFP×INTJ: the most used one ig in fictional stories. Another nice contrast and probably having the most slow burn material. I think they both secretly find eachother adorable...but never say it.
ENTP×INTP: WOULD DEFINITELY CAUSE AN APOCALYPSE
ISTP×ISFP: both are creative and down to earth. Will have one of the most low key yet healthy relationships. Since both are introverts, most dates would be in the house or isolated artistic locations.
ESFP×ESTP: A crazy trainwreck you can't help but watch go down
ESTP×INTP: I can see either becoming one of the best or worst relationships ever. The reason I find it cute is cuz my two main characters of my book are these two types and their relationship and chemistry is super cute.
ESFP×INTJ: they say opposites attract
ESFJ×ISFJ: emotions are oversaturated....
ISTP×ISFJ: .....(every person I pair up with ISTP makes the overall couple lowkey and cool) anyways, ISTP would teach ISFJ to not apologise for everything and focus more on themselves and ISFJ would teach ISTP to feel more emotions and enjoy life a little.
INTP×INTJ: they are the couple that never leaves the house, work on thier hobbies, don't interact with anyone and live their life in peace and comfort of being with someone just like you
ENFJ×ESFP: Tbh they are the couple all of us are jealous of
ISTJ×ESTJ: Both of them are organised and hard working. Would definitely not hate each other but are way too similar to have balance.
The 16 personalities in AMONG US:
ESTJ: the crewmate leader
ENTJ: the imposter leader
ESFJ: the one who stays in Cams
ENFJ: the lawyer
ISTJ: the hardworking crewmate
INTJ: the hidden mastermind
INFJ: the conspiracy theorist
ISFJ: the one who doesn't actually care about the game, just vibes.
ENTP: the one who is always sus
ESTP: the loud one in meetings
INTP: the hidden detective
ISTP: the one who doesn't do tasks
ENFP: the wildcard
ESFP: the imposter's accomplice
INFP: the one no one notices
ISFP: the one who gets killed first
INTP during an apocalypse:
INTP: Finally, something interesting! This could kill half the population! Including me! I can't believe people are scared of this! This is the best thing that ever happened to me! I can use the hours of apocalypse training I did instead of swimming lessons!
ISFJ: *concerned stare and judges quietly*
An INTP view of life: part 2
ESFJ: how was school today?
INTP: the usual. I slept through 4 classes, aced the history quiz and skipped P.E by staying in library to "research"
ESFJ: ok, did you make any friends?
INTP: there was this girl in English class who thought my comment on the teacher was really funny.
ESFJ: So you made a friend!
INTP: no I offended her next minute by saying it was really amazing that she could decipher a joke like that.
ESFJ: You know what? You shouldn't try at all
INTP: that's what I keep saying!
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INFJ: If you look at him more closely it's clear he is in love.
INTP: But the face he is making isn't emotional enough. That's how I look when I wake up in the morning
INFJ: but then the girl told him he has to wait for her!
INTP: which is why he looks like he is in pain
INFJ: then we found out from the inner monologue that he never loved her.
INTP: he was just using her
INFJ: That is so...
INTP: interesting!
INFJ: I was gonna say sad, but ok.
INTP: maybe we are looking too much into it.
INFJ: overthinking is our job.
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ESFP: ....blah....blah....blah...I went to the room and saw him....blah....blah....no he said...I made dessert.....we laughed so hard.
INTP: hmmm... (what is she talking about?)
ESFP: then she started to complain about her best friend again...like girl if you don't like them don't be friends with them!
INTP: yeah (why I am I even here?)
ESFP: I can't believe he said that to me....that is so rude *cries*
INTP: (she didn't stick with the script, she is crying, what do I do?) There there...*pats ESFP*
ESFP: You are like my favourite person! You are such a great listener. Such a great friend!
INTP: Sure
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ISTJ: hey you need to clean the room.
INTP: I thought you were doing it.
ISTJ: we share a room. You have to clean your part.
INTP: well if it isn't your part of the room, you don't have to worry about it.
ISTJ: *triggered* but as humans we should keep our surroundings clean and neat.
INTP: are you a human?
ISTJ: yes.
INTP: How do you know? What if this is all a dream and you are just a butterfly that is imagining all these things. Maybe I am not real and just a figment of your imagination. What if you are in a coma and your brain is.....
ISTJ: I'll clean your side. If you just shut your mouth and don't open it again.
INTP: I can do that. Thanks.
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The thinkers gang be like:
ENTP: I was thinking we can make our own club since nobody likes us!
INTJ: they don't like us for a reason
INTP: we make them feel bad and say inappropriate things in wrong situations.
ENTJ: well their feelings aren't our problem, we just try to be realistic and logical when they are not
INTJ: I couldn't care less about it
ENTP: INTP and I have extroverted feeling so yes we DO care about them
INTP: its my greatest flaw
ENTJ: I do like to hang out with people, they just get offended so easily! Jeez they are sensitive
ENTP: Hear! Hear!
INTJ: I would be a flat earther before I make friends with dumb people.
INTP: I so agree with you, like yesterday ENFP comes me to and says my argument is wrong beacuse it breaks their heart! Do you know what else they said?
ENTP: what?
INTP: "we all have our own truths and facts are.....subjective"
ENTP,ENTJ,INTJ: Nooooo
INTP: Ikr
ENTP: We don't deserve this! Maybe we are insensitive, annoying, condescending assholes, that doesn't make us any worse than they are! Cheers my friends!
INTJ: we are friends?
INTP: aren't we siblings?
ENTJ: hey! I am not the asshole, you all are.
ENTP: they are so right about us
What is your ideal life?
ESTP: do every illegal thing there is without going to jail.....
ESFP: living the dream in Las Vegas...for free
ENTP: being a philosophy professor so I can debate all my life with my students and get paid for it
ENFP: do everything I ever want and not being called "weird" and "unrealistic"
ENFJ: have lots of friends with problems, so I can solve their problems.
ESFJ: live a happy life with my family,friends, significant other and kids
ESTJ: being able to shout at my incompetent subordinates without being called a menace
ENTJ: world domination
ISTP: live in an island with good internet connection
ISFP: being an appreciated artist
INTP: staying at home and not have responsibility for anything
INFP: being able to live out my life without thinking about all my embarrassing moments that replay in my head every night when I try to sleep....
INFJ: being able to turn down people when they ask for help all the time without feeling guilty
ISFJ: having lots of cats and world peace
ISTJ: a stable job and a stable family
INTJ: There is no ideal life here. My plan is to leave earth for a better planet.
ENTP: so now the extros are gone, you guys wanna do something?
ISFJ: Sure, what do you want to do?
ENTP: I was asking about what YOU want to do....anyways how about pizza?
ISFP: I like pizza.
ENTP: great, which one?
ISFP: whatever everyone else likes.
ENTP:....ok ISTJ, pizza?
ISTJ: I don't eat fast food.
ENTP: ok, we will get some salad. Um...INTP...where is INTP?
ISTP: they left when you were blinking.
ENTP:....
ISTP: just text me when you get the pizza.
ENTP: INFP, what do you like?
INFP: I was a feeling a little down, if you don't mind, its okay if you do mind, I don't um....I don't like Pizza at all....you guys can eat I will just....sleep or something.
ENTP: You know right we can order something else for you?
INFP: I don't want to seem like an inconvenience
ENTP:.....you are so not... Ok INTJ what about you?
INTJ: .....
ENTP: .....
INTJ: .....
ENTP: ..... is he dead...?
INFJ: just order anything you want, we don't complain even if we have a problem.
ENTP: alright.....you guys are being very easygoing.
How an INTP sees other personalities:
INFP: the only one who understands
ISFP: the one who does your art project
ISTP: cousin
ISTJ: the one who tells the teachers they gave homework
INTJ: the evil twin
INFJ: personal therapist
ISFJ: always helps you
INTP: a disgrace (and the best)
ENFP: has the best jokes
ESFP: adopts me as a friend
ESTP: adrenaline junkie I keep away from
ESTJ: the worst (sorry, I have met a lot of ESTJs that made me work when I don't want to)
ENTJ: Light Yagami
ENFJ: the teacher who makes me speak in class and encourges me to be more "open"
ESFJ: Mom
ENTP: crime partner
ENFJ: why don't you smile more?
INTP: I don't see the point in smiling.
ENFJ: there is no point in that, it is just more welcoming.
INTP: I don't want to seem welcoming.
ENFJ: you can make more friends.
INTP: you can also make enemies.
ENFJ: how about this, you can't avoid people all your life, you have to live in society.
INTP: not if there is no society.
ENFJ: that sounds....sus
INTP: I am totally not building a robot army to take over human population and start a sci-fi war to eradicate humanity.