Redacted Headcanons - Blog Posts

I can't stop thinking that David would kiss angel good bye before he goes to work and makes them lunch and fts to make sure they eat it ❤

“Then what did you do? Did you leave his* house in the middle of the night? Did you wish you put up more of a fight? When he* said it was too much? Do you wish you could still touch ...him*? It's just a question!”

but it’s one of cutie’s friends questioning them after their break up with geordi because cutie being so affected by someone (or something) is something that no one has seen before

gavin “sometimes, I wonder if you’re gonna screw this up with me, but you told Lasko* you’d kill yourself if I ever leave..”

freelancer “and I had said that to Hux* about you, so I felt seen.” [last name]

“everyone we know understands why it’s meant to be”

i feel like angel would LOVE ladybird, or just coming of age movies in general. they went to a religious school and have complicated parents, they probably were a mess in their early twenties when they left their house (they’re still one now but in a more endearing way)

i made a playlist for dear because i’m obsessed with them, is mostly music i think they would listen to

(they’re a radiohead fan, yeah i’m sorry too)

“like real people do” is so honey & guy cause wdym “Honey just put your sweet lips on my lips, We should just kiss like real people do”

i miss geordi (it’s currently 2 am someone please get him out of my head)

HE WOULD LISTEN TO PLAN B, NICKY JAM, DADDY YANKEE AND SHIT OMG

Don’t talk to me or Reggaeton enthusiast Milo Greer ever again

what if I said Milo and Sweetheart

(there’s a pun about a dog and a ball somewhere, and I have this headcanon of sweetheart being a huge philosophy nerd back in high school)

Porters halloween costume is Harry Hook

Ehehheheheheg

Do you guys think yancaller bothers Sweetie at work. Like maybe they turn on “do not disturb” mode and at the end of their shift they check their phone to see 18 missed calls and 1021 unread messages

I just realized this chart contradictings my own HCs & Ocs so, I'm adding a lil note

Deathwalkers: they've lost their coloration over the centuries due to the river so now they're gray/a very desaturated version of their original color

Colors I think the different d(a)emon types would be!

Empathy Daemons: Pastels and white

Serenity Daemons: Dark greens, blues, and maybe some purples

Sadism Demons: Dark reds and oranges

Desire Demons: pinks, purples, and magentas

Shock Demons: Bright oranges, yellows, and sometimes reds

Strife Demons: Deep and muted reds and blues

Misery Demons: Blacks and grays or muted colors

Fear Demons: bright or muted blues and purples

Elation Demons: pinks, reds and yellows

Inchoate Demons: can be any color but the color is always a medium tone

Taking, yet another, 180 on what I'm yapping about on my blog to bring you:

Dear Headcannons!!

Office Siren Dear

Second oldest in the damn crew (Gav is the oldest & 34) at 32

When they left their old school like at least 10 of their students cried

They cried in their car on the way home after their last day

I am a "Dear is Kody's older sibling & he's been long dead to them" truther

Didn't know exactly who Kody did it to until FL told them

They found him and beat his ass (again) after

The only one Damien let's in the kitchen with him

That one sarcastic ass teacher everyone loves

Is secretly obsessed with sharks (they have what is basically a shark shrine in their house)

Is either dressed to the 9s or is in the stupidest shirt with the most hideous print pants known to man, there's no in between

Can, has, and will pick up Lasko bridal style

Took Lasko/poly DAMN crew to an underwater cave as a date once

Has an IKEA shark that ends up in damn near every cuddle pile the damn crew has

Will argue for hours about how water tastes like something and that there are different tastes

Would be a professional diver if they weren't a professor

Wears glasses even though they can see almost perfectly fine without them

Vincent & William angst headcanon!!

Vincent feel into a deep depression during the months following William invoking him, causing Vincent to frequently forget to fulfill his basic needs like bathing and eating. So, William would do it for him. William would fill up his bathtub and carry Vincent from his bed to the bathroom and bath him, he'd bring a blood bag or two to Vincent's room and sit him up and help him drink it while rubbing his back, he'd sit Vincent in front of himself and brush out his matted hair carfully so he wouldn't pull Vincent's hair.

The reason William sees Vincent as his child is because he had to take care of him in the way you would a small child - helping bath them, brushing their hair, feeding them, ect. William wants to care for and protect Vincent because once he started he couldn't stop.