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Something simple to celebrate today ✨

Happy #dailybingpup anniversary!! 💕💖

I wanted to draw the fluffy Lou long ago and what better than on his birthday, the fanon decided it would be 11/01 💖✨

I listen to them every night please they’re so good

We as society moved on from the svsss songs from centimillimental way too fast

I don’t know why, but I think Aoex and SVSSS would make a very good crossover fic.

Breaking news: man is jealous of his own pet.

Alright class gather around and share your mdzs& svsss fic recs with me. Any kind of fics!

mxtx main characters as drivers

wwx: would be a good driver if he didn't get distracted every 5 minutes and constantly forget where he's supposed to be going (jc swears he does the latter on purpose but doesn't have any proof yet). when he's not distracted hes usually going 5 above the speed limit. has a random playlist for all driving occasions ("why do you have a 'just burnt down a walmart and now I'm on the run' playlist?" "why shouldn't i?")

lwj: the example of the perfect driver. will drive the exact speed limit and will refuse to go a single mile over ("lan zhan please we dont have to drive so slow" "its a school zone.the speed limit is 15" "lan zhan the school has been closed for 10 years pls go faster im begging" "no."). mostly plays classical music, podcasts or the rare romance song while driving

xl: decent driver when he gets the opportunity to drive. goes hard on the brakes bc he scared of hitting someone. will let people cut in front of him bc "they might have somewhere important to be". mostly listens to random radio stations for variety

hc: speed demon unless he's with xl. even then he's still a pretty safe driver. carries sticky notes to rate other drivers skills and put them on their car with notes (no one has gotten over a 7). extremely picky about music while driving, if he hates the song you play your banned from ever playing music in his car again. will always listen to music selections from xl

sy/sqq: hates driving with every fiber of being but still got his license. has extreme road rage and has pulled up next to someone to rage abt their driving to their face (spolier he made them cry). will only drive if he actually needs too, this man is a passenger princess. not too picky abt music surprisingly but doesn't like the volume to be too loud

lbh: very good driver. if you piss him off while driving he will either ride way too close to your bumper and follow you for a short time to freak you out or start driving purposefully slow and refuse to let you pass. Music depends on his mood or the events he has going in that day. date nights will be romance and happy songs, dropping sqq off to hangout out with lqg will be heartbreak/when will my love return songs, returning from a business meeting is loud ass rage music

Look I love a shen bros au as much as the next person, but everytime I see how people make them have the dynamic of "overprotective jiu-ge and his oblivious friendly didi" or "gruff but caring shen jiu and sneaky little brother shen yuan" I'm just sitting there like...you mean the shi siblings????....you guys want the nie brothers???

super loving your art!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;;;

Omg thank u so much!

its mostly goofy, but i love them nonetheless

on the hunt for some mushroom??

They’re on a night hunt. It is…. Going.

i promise i can actually somewhat draw, I don’t know why they come out like this 😭

Looking out for the cucumber.

you know what? I love drawing this design. I think it’s starting to turn cumplane into an otp

Don’t worry Bingy, I still love you, and you still stay as my #1 OTP for life.

I think I just like weirdo x weirdo ships. They scratch an itch fr.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

You get a low quality svsss doodle!

Officially doodled out some pose ideas for the lil chibi lineup

i have to say that i cant find it in myself to pick a favourite

Binghe in the Abyss.

(i try not to think about him ;-;)

Reluctant husbands.

also, SQH looks really good here.

bros before hoes.

what else can i say?

MASSIVE NEW PROJECT IS COMING SOON!!!

Small teaser down below!!

SQQ and SQH and wonders of Spotify!!!!!!

It's movie night at the bamboo house!!

also do u have any good recs 🥺🥺🥺🥺

aaaaa! I have read so many SVSSS fics, it's almost embarrassing, but i tried to grab a small variety of good fics (〃´∀｀)

hopefully, you find something that tickles your fancy.

if you're looking for something more specific, or are in need of more, feel free to send me a message ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ✩‧˚

A Little Off the Top by demoncow97

(Or: Shen Qingqiu gets an impromptu haircut, and no one is mentally prepared)

https://shorturl.at/hFNS2

I've got $400 and a really bad idea by Cernunun

"I need a date for tomorrow, and I have $200 to pay for it.” He says impatiently, like this is absolutely a normal kind of request to make of a neighbour you don’t know, and Shang Qinghua is the one being a fucking weirdo here. “I-I’m not a prostitute?” Shang Qinghua says, and wow, he didn’t mean for that to come out as a question.

https://shorturl.at/tyCD4

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right by lashworthe

When Shen Yuan has to step in and take over his brother's guild leader character in the popular MMO, Proud Immortal Demon Way, he's certain it will be easy enough. All he has to do is pretend to be Shen Jiu and make it through judging the Immortal Alliance Conference, easy!

https://shorturl.at/apRY8

in ignorance, i await my own surprise by xfrinz

Shen Qingqiu is not such a complete fool that he does not understand that he could, possibly, be at least partially responsible for the things that befell him. Maybe a little bit. So when he finds himself back in his own bamboo cottage, un-burned down, his peak un-destroyed, and the little half-demon brat disciple of his still un-blackened, he figures he could, possibly, be a little bit less of a dickhead this time. If only he'd gone back to before the little monster had joined his peak in the first place.

https://shorturl.at/hqrvX

He Was Made For Untidy Rooms and Rumpled Beds by Bluethursday

Shen Qingqiu kind of, sort of, does not have the same modesty standards as a xianxia novel set in some form of Ancient China? He also hates the heat, who knew right?

https://shorturl.at/uNQ46

Head Empty, Only Evil Shizun Scritches by Anonymous

Shen Qingqiu cannot say he is surprised that his disciples were somehow stupid enough to get themselves turned into cats on a simple flower harvesting mission. He decides to let them stay like that for a while as punishment to really let the lesson sink into their thick skulls. Only it's been like a year now, and they're still cats. Alternatively: Everybody's most beloathed Peak Lord finds it easier to deal with cats than children, so he just doesn't cure them. Is that unethical? Highly. But his disciples are actually having a great time.

https://shorturl.at/psG68

Let me sing a song for you by Ren_Heart

AU: where Yuan becomes the top musician in the Warm Red Pavilion and attracts an unlikely audience: the scum villain, a war god, high ranking demons, a feisty cultivator, a hamster and co. They better pay him handsomely for dealing with all this crap.

https://shorturl.at/fsDH3

Everyone knows the best way to get a girl is to abuse her friends.

When you try to comfort a bro, but later he comes back and tells you that he knows the excruciating pain of having his limbs severed...

(also almost at 150 subs... (°◡°♡) )

Somebody please tell me if you want to see this finished, colouring is so hard omg :')

ming fan lives in my head rent free fr.

i gave him a lip freckle. i think it's fun.

HES SO PERFECT OH MY GOD!

he is my favorite qing jing disciple oKAY

design by @berriecherry, u draw him exactly like how i imagine him!!!!!

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IM BACK WITH AN ALL-TIME LOW-QUALITY PIECE!

They are ✨Sheemin'✨

"This junshang has come to shizun-nap you!" (100% cannon)