Timothée Chalamet - Blog Posts

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All of the wonkas!! These are just some recent old drawings i’ve done, just posting them here! 🍫

I might just start writing about Timothee!Willy Wonka because... damn....

𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄 || 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬

Pairing: James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, Minerva McGonagall, Lily Evans, Mary MacDonald

Warning: Fluff [I suppose?]

Summary: The boys finally land on the perfect name for their group! And it’s all thanks to their favourite Professor.

A/N: I’m back. Finally. Happy New Year, Christmas. 2022!

“Alright, listen up.” James Potter plopped himself on a chair next to his best friend Sirius Black, as he studied with Remus Lupin. Across from them, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans and Mary MacDonald sat. “We need a name!” James exclaimed.

“A name?” Peter asked curiously.

“A name for a gang.” James explained. “I mean, people just call us the Gryffindor pranksters. It isn’t right.” He played with his fingers. Sirius closed his book and looked at his brother.

“Okay. What are you thinking?” Sirius questioned. Remus groaned, annoyed that his study session was being interrupted by James and Sirius’ conversation. He loved his friends. They’d accepted him for who he truly was but at times, they remained as stupid as the day he met them.

“Maybe The Gang?” James offered.

“Anyone have any suggestions that don’t suck like that name?” Sirius looked at his other friends. Mary shrugged, sketching in her book. Lily stopped writing and looked up.

“I’m sorry, I couldn’t be bothered paying attention, and as soon as James opened his mouth I lost interest.” Lily defended herself. James faked shock but Sirius just shook his head.

“Focus, Evans. Name for the most amazing group of pranksters to ever roam Hogwarts’ halls.” Sirius said. Lily smiled cheekily.

“Why not Sirius and the three Idiots?” She responded. James stab his heart as if she’d broken it. Remus raised an eyebrow and Peter threw his hands up. “What did we do?” Peter complained.

“Sorry Pete.” Lily apologised. “How about The Gang?”

“That’s just what Prongs said!” Remus replied. “Honestly, Lil. You’re making it awfully hard to defend your case that you’d never end up with someone like him when all you do is the say the same things.” Lily shrugged and returned her attention to her potions notes.

“Okay, what about The Pranksters? Just take away Gryffindor and you’ve got yourselves a fine name.” Mary proudly said. Sirius didn’t want to break her heart.

But luckily he was saved…

“Mr Black, Mr Potter, keep your voices down. This is a library not your common room!” Professor McGonagall whisper-yelled at them. Sirius gave her a sheepish look but James just smirked. “You Marauders.” She groaned as she left.

“Marauders?” Peter questioned.

“Marauders comes from the word Maraud which means to go about in search of things, steal or to attack.” Remus explained patiently.

“It’s perfect!” James yelled excitedly. “The Marauders. That’s what we’ll go by.”

“But we don’t steal.” Sirius said.

“And we don’t attack people.” Peter added.

“We also don’t really go in search of things.” Remus continued.

“Who cares?” James sighed. “Before you explained the meaning of the word, Moony, no one knew what it meant.”

“I did!” Lily responded.

“But it sounds catchy!” James argued. “Come on, boys! The Marauders. The Marauders. Marauders.” James kept going, whispering it into Sirius, Remus and Peter’s ears until they finally gave in.

“Fine, fine, fine.” Remus threw his hands up. “Let’s just throw logic out of the window, why don’t we?”

“I’m sure logic can fly.” James laughed.

“And if it can’t?” Remus asked.

“It can try.” Sirius said, bored.

“Who needs logic anyway when you have pranks, Quidditch and maps?” James smiled. “And an awesomely catchy name such as The Marauders.”

“The Marauders.” All four boys whispered it.

“You aren’t going to spit in your hands and shake it now, are you?” Lily asked.

“Or cut your hands in a blood-oath?” Mary questioned.

“You’re really messed up, Mar.” James said.

“Not as much as someone who names their group something that doesn’t relate to them at all!” She whispered harshly.

“Boohoo.” James replied.

𝐅𝐋𝐔𝐅𝐅 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍’𝐒 || 𝐑.𝐁

Pairing: Regulus Black x Reader

Warning: Fluff

Summary: Just some headcanon’s of Reg

A/N: Redid my account, again. I will remake the James Potter fluff headcanon’s eventually. For now I’m focused on the love of my life, Regulus Arcturus Black. I also have some more plans for him including Dad Headcanon’s cause we missed out on Reg being a dad and I’ll be forever pissed.

Regulus would play any song on the piano that you asked for. If he didn’t know it, he’d learn it.

Regulus would learn to braid your hair for you, and in return, some days he allow you to touch his hair.

Regulus wouldn’t become a death eater if you asked, if he already was one, he’d run away with you.

Regulus wouldn’t care about his family’s opinions on you. Especially if you were muggle-born, half-blood or even just a muggle. If he loved you, he loved so fiercely not even his parents could break it.

Regulus would easily become friends with your friends. Quite a charmer this one is.

Regulus would plan some of the best dates. Picnics under the stars, dates to France and even walking the forbidden forest after dark.

Regulus would be super overprotective of you. If someone dare said one bad thing about you, that person would be gone within a minute.

Regulus would buy you whatever you wanted. Even if you didn’t necessarily needed it, or ask for it. If he saw you staring at something, it was yours the next minute.

Regulus isn’t big on public affection but behind close doors, you are his Queen. Back massages, cuddles, reading to you and making you whatever food or drink you’d like.

Regulus would be a great chef. I mean, this man is great at everything. But his food was quite literally to die for. He’d often ask as a joke if you would choose his food over him. You’d say you would and he didn’t quite realise you weren’t joking. His food was that great.

Regulus loves when you reassure him of your love. Even if you think he’s asleep, it means the world to him.

Regulus, at first, wouldn’t be big into saying “I love you” but after you say it, he’ll begin to say it back. You’d definitely say it first but he may say it when your asleep.

Regulus would be totally soft for you. The only person who could make him laugh, cry, smile, fall off a chair, whatever it is, only you can make him do it.

Regulus would jump in front of a train for you. He’d do anything to protect you. Your safety is his top priority.

Regulus finds your happiness is the most important thing in the world. He’d buy you a whole damn cart of kittens if you asked. There’s not a thing he wouldn’t get for you or do for you if it made you happy.

Regulus would ask you to cut his hair because he’d only ever trust you.

Regulus would take your name if you two got married. Because he wants to end the Black name just as much as Sirius. If you have children, they’d take your name.

Regulus would definitely buy you a holiday house somewhere like Paris or Orleans. Somewhere in France where you two could spend days doing nothing.

Regulus would definitely build your dream house for you after graduation. He wouldn’t even offer to live in it. He’d build it for you and if you asked, he’d move in.

Regulus would be so happy when you two graduate. He’d kiss you all over and smile proudly. This man would be super encouraging for everything. Graduation, your first job, getting a house. Whatever it was, he’s your biggest fan.

Regulus would definitely cry to you in the night about all his problems and how much stress he’s under by his parents. You would bake him warm chocolate-chip cookies and give him tea, coffee or hot cocoa. He’d love you a million for it.

Regulus would comfort you from nightmares and you’d do the same for him. You two would definitely make a deal to be completely honest with each other. No matter what.

Regulus would sneak you into his house whenever his parents were asleep or into the dormitories, so you two could cuddle and kiss. He’d also sneak over to you.

Regulus would spend hours reading with you. Studying, sleeping, playing the piano and even pranking people.

Regulus would sneak into different classes to spend more time with you. He’d skip school if you asked.

Regulus absolutely loves holidays such as Halloween or Christmas. You’d have so much fun decorating and making cookies together. Matching Halloween costumes, and you’d always win the competitions for them.

Regulus would love sleeping on your chest so he could hear your heartbeat and remind himself you’re alive. You’re here. You’re real.

Regulus would spend hours talking about stars and astronomy. You’d patiently listen because it was rare to see him so excited over something.

Regulus would call you all sorts of nicknames. Darling, love, sweetheart, princess, bubs. You would call him things like babe, baby, reg, reggie, my starboy and have cute joking names like heir of slytherin, prince of darkness, his royal highness.

Regulus would only dance with you.

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Snub winner for each category will go head-to-head with official nominations winner

i have high chances of bumping into the man himself

IM LITERALLY CRYING

Whsksvwksvaksv

HE KNOWS IM PISSING MYSELF

introducing.. 70s STONER TIMOTHÉE CHALAMET

“All I can do is be me, whoever that is.”

stoner timmy.. who never seems like he’s in a rush. He moves through life like he’s got all the time in the world, even when he doesn’t. You could be late to school, running down the street like your life depends on it, and there he’d be, leaning against a lamppost, cigarette dangling from his fingers, looking up at the clouds like they just told him a secret.

stoner timmy.. who’s got this annoying, effortless charm that makes it impossible to dislike him. He’s never trying too hard. Never really trying at all. But somehow, he’s always the guy people want around. It’s not just that he’s funny, or that he listens better than most. It’s that he makes everything feel lighter, like the world isn’t so serious when he’s in it.

stoner timmy.. who got told once that he looks like Bob Dylan and has held onto it ever since. He doesn’t bring it up often, but when he does, he acts like it’s no big deal, like it doesn’t keep him up at night thinking maybe he’s meant for something bigger. He doesn’t know what yet, but he’s working on it.

stoner timmy.. who loves music, movies, sports, and art but can’t decide which one to fully commit to. He’s got records scattered across his floor, half-finished sketches on his desk, a baseball glove in his backseat, and an old film camera he takes everywhere. He just wants to be one of the greats. The question is, great at what?

stoner timmy.. who matches people’s energy like a mirror. You’re loud and excited? He’s right there with you, matching your enthusiasm like he’s known you forever. You’re quiet and mellow? He’ll sink into the calm with you, like he’s always belonged there. But sometimes, when he’s the only one reciprocating the good vibes, it gets a little awkward, like he’s standing in a room full of people but still somehow alone.

stoner timmy.. who doesn’t believe in bad days. Not really. If something shitty happens, he shrugs it off, says, “Yeah, but did you see how good the sky looked today?” Like that’s supposed to make up for it. Maybe it does.

stoner timmy.. who can talk to anyone about anything. Politics, philosophy, the best way to roll a joint, how a certain song makes him feel like he’s floating. But the second someone asks about him, he dodges the question with a joke or a smirk, like he’s got nothing to say about himself that’s worth hearing.

stoner timmy.. who has never, not once, been caught up in drama. Not because he avoids it on purpose, but because people just can’t bring themselves to drag him into it. It’s hard to be mad at a guy who looks at you like you’ve got the whole world inside you.

stoner timmy.. who loves sitting in the backseat on long drives, watching the world blur past, cigarette in one hand, feet up on the dash. He doesn’t care where he’s going. He just likes moving.

stoner timmy.. who, no matter how hard you try, you can’t bring yourself to hate. Even when he’s frustrating. Even when he’s impossible to figure out. Because at the end of the day, he’s got this way of making you feel like the world is a little softer, a little easier to exist in. And maybe that’s enough.

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“Me has dado tranquilidad y olvido en tantas ocasiones.”

DUNE

happy birthday little timmy tim

Oh? Is that so? (Pt. 1)

Warning(s): Timothee looking so cute that you might faint. Very short, Im tired

Laurie and you have been friends since we were kids, and yet there was always a strange tension between you two.

“Laurie, can put this necklace on me?”

“Why?”

“A date.”

“Wait. WHAT?!”

“A date, a man shall try to court me and I shall have to either refuse or oblig-“

“I know what a date is. But you never told me that you were going on one!”

“Do you have to know?”

“I do”

“and why is that?”

“Um- I-uh”

no words

rip oscar wilde. you would’ve loved timothee chalamet

i’m into submissive little men who look like they’re dying! if u won’t be asking me to spare u a slice of bread so they can feed their starving family THEN GET TF OUT!!!!

Tim posted screenshots from METROPOLIS back in Nov 22, 2019. As of Feb 10, 2023 it's still up there.

If the rumours are true and Apple has Sam Esmail helming a tv series with Timothee Chalamet in it then the world as we know it will change forever that wd be okay i guess 😅.

- Sam is a razor sharp writer (MR ROBOT) and intrepid filmmaker (COMET).

- And Apple's FOUNDATION shows they can do sci fi fantasy & adapt stories by updating them with just the right amount of respect.

- And given that Freder has that saviour thing going on as well, I cant wait to see how Tim makes him different from Paul Atreides.

I wonder if they might gender flip the story so that the rich kid rebel (Freder) is a woman and the working class saint (Maria) is a guy. Not for any reason other than those few minutes that the saint is shown as a seductress. And i think showing people getting whipped into a sexual frenzy over a woman is so eyerollingly cliche. Throw Timmy into that role and ... well... if ever there was a man who could seduce men and women into comitting sins... (Btw this film came out in 1927, nearly a century ago!!!!😲)