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This is also why I like 40k

Like I know, this point has been done to death, but the horus heresy is familiar to Lucifers' rebellion. Like I find the 30k/40k setting the perfect blend of all the different religions I like!

I'm not a very religious person. I love stories, and all religions have their own unique takes on scientific phenomenon. They have cool monsters and gods and magic.

40k in its absurd parody blends all the craziest bits of religion and folk lore. I think that's why I latched onto it.

Okay, I'm going to preference this before I make my claim and later draw my art.

I grew up protestant (if u don't know what that is, neither do I, I think it's one of the chiller forms of Christianity though) my immediate family wasn't super religious,(my mom probably the most) but we lived in a hick town in a rural part of the USA.

I would consider myself now agnostic. When I finally figured out I was queer and trans I deconverted and was one of those raging fedora atheists for a year or two.

Then I moved halfway around the world, made a bunch of friends all with different veiw points, met the platonic soul mate, and did a lot of self refection. I let go of the rage, the anger the betrayal, and finally admitted that I didn't know the true workings of the universe.

I personally now still don't believe in God(big g) or really any other gods.

I personally believe in a more lovecraftian/cosmicism view of the universe.

Are there any true gods? Maybe. But if so, they are as alien and unknowable as the deep abyss between the stars. Personally, I don't really think they care whether you worship them or not.

Now, I'm also a proponent in calling The Abrahamic god by his "actual name" as "God" is a title, not a name. His name was/is Yahweh. Personally, i see him more a god akin to Zues and Odin.

But anyway, all this to say:

I love og Christian mythology!

Like I'm talking stuff like the tower of babble was torn down cause Yahweh was an asshole who just wanted to see what happened if everyone spoke different languages.

That same stuff where Satan/the devil/Lucifer wasn't the snake in the garden of Eden. And the snake had motherfuckin legs, and as punishment, Yahweh said, "heha crawl bitch!" And made it so snakes nolonger had legs.

Like, I loved learning all these fun things and equated them to the Greek myths of promethus, Icurus, etc. You know?

I also loved the fanfics that a lot of people just except as cannon now.

Paradise lost(gave us sympathetic Lucifer, some fire quotes, and a lot of people forget "Sin" daughter of Lucifer and guardian to the gates of hell)

Danté's divine comedy(this was a particular favourite of mine, had a kickass videogame adaptation, and help set up how a lot of fans structure hell and the sins)

The lesser and greater keys of Solomon (Gave us 72 new characters and updated lore on hell's hierarchy, as well as some angle lore and Solomon's ring!)

Like objectively, the Abrahamic faith and the offshoot(mainly Jedehisim and Christiananity, sorry I've never read the Quran) have some genuinely cool stories.

And let's not forget the cool ass artefacts. The Ring of Solomon (can bind any summoned demon into servitude, if worn on different fingers grant's different powers.) The spear of destiny(the spear tip used to peirce Jesus. It took in his demigod blood and so never rusted and could alter the course of history)

Now again, I'm going to say I do not believe any of this. If *you* do cool.

I also condemn orginised religion! People often use it to get into positions of power and abuse their followers. It is often used as a political stance as well as justification of horrid unforgivable acts.

I like the myths, legends, and stories, not the people who use them irl to hurt and take advantage of the innocent, forgotten, and the other.

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So, the first post, completely new to Tumblr. Have my latest completed peice.

Newly demonified mortarion shoving fabric into his mouth and eating it and in between noms sobbing and screaming "WHATS HAPPENING TO ME?!?!?"

Newly demonified mortarion knocking his head against a lightbulb screaming "WHY NURGLE, WHY???"

Okay first this graph is accurate

Second: (and I'm about to pull my "I did not care for the Godfather" moment.) I really don't like "No country for old men"

Like, no, I got no beef if you enjoy it. Just not my cup a tea, and I know cus I tried.

I first watched it on a 14 hr plane ride from Japan to the US to visit family. But after the flight I thought, "We'll no one gets a good experience with a movie on a plane. Duh!" So I rented the dvd and watched it 2 more times once during the day the second at night(to test the different vibes) and nope!

Like objectively, it's a good movie, script is tight, acting phenomenal, and the kills genuinely good. I watched a ton of video essays on YT and i understood their points, but like... meh.

I just don't vibe with it. And I think that really fuckin humbled me. Before, if I disliked something, I always thought it was because there was something wrong with the story/movie itself.

But this experience taught me that you truly can not jive with something, and neither you nor the story are wrong for that.

So now if I ask why someone doesn't like something and they say "It just isn't my cup of tea" I finally get it.

gone girl is less a "good for her" movie to me and more of a "deviously evil but charismatic murderer gets at a boring and vaguely unlikable guy" much in the same way no country for old men is

Okay, 1: THAT ARTWORK WAS AMAZING!!! 😍♥️❤️🫶 and 2: what a fantastic headcannon, every serf on the ship totally drinks their Lords' milk no question but I can see it being an open secret for the other legions and their serfs where Macragge's biggest export is milk and every ultramarine cruiser always has access to milk as others would water. I like the thought that's its like a less well hidden version of the blood angels and their own "special red wine"

And it's fuckin hilarious to imagine Leman grabbing on to Robuté's hair yelling "YE HAW RIDE 'EM ULTRABOY!!!" in his thick Norwich accent 🤣😆😂

Kudos to @moociaoafterdark for drawing that one fanart with Cato and the milkmaid.

Part of me feel like it has to go somewhere (the milk) and must be pasteurized but there (technically) human and aren't milked like real cows to an industrial level (then again the milk is coming out of Cato's nipples like a river stream, but then again it can be brushed off as transhumanism shenanigans) so there's no need for pasteurization. So... it's supposed to be ankin to regular cow milk and all but I like to imagine due to geneseed fuckery they can produce varying types of milk (i.e whipping/skin/non-fact/low-fat sort of milk)

On an unrelated note, do you think our good furry wolf leman russ ever tried to jump on romoote guillicow for the kick of it as a bipedal version of professional bull riding?

HELLS YEAH!!! PRIMARCHCEST FOR THE WIN!!! 😍♥️🫶

Horus thrusting into Sanguinius during their first time, sweating, his voice shaking, calling himself an awful brother and mentor. Sanguinius is having none of this and hugs him instead, telling him how good he is making him feel and for how long the angel wanted this.

Age and beauty are not opposites.

Alejandra Bogue por Joel-Peter Witkin

Okay, this is phenomenally funny, but I have to admit I feel the "Book of Grudges" is totally a 30k death guard relic. Like especially because of 30k Morty constly telling his sons not to forget even one grievance.

And even though i dont play the tabletop game anymore, i feel u should be allowed to give a tallyman model "Mortarion's book of Grudges."

Eldarphobic Lion, but it's him reuniting with Moira and realising she is "lovers" with, not just an eldar, but a DARK eldar... And the two met in Commorragh, so at least some torture did take place.

But, of course, Moira stops him from hurting Neaera. She is good now, the two of them are with the Ynnari, the very ones that helped resurrect uncle Roboute! So Lion now had no choice but to glare DAGGERS at Neaera, while catching up with his long lost niece. Any time the poor eldar girl does anything wrong, Lion just goes: