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why shadow the hedgehog could legally run for president of the united states of america
requirement #1 : over 35
ok so you have to be 35 to run for president right? well we all know shadow is LEGALLY in his 50s (even tho mentally hes supposed to be around 15) in all sonic media, so that's one requirement cleared.
requirement #2 : natural born citizen of the USA
now you might ask about the fact that movie verse shadow is an alien. however. he landed encased in an asteroid and was transported to a north american station of the international military group GUN's research lab overseen by commander walters (who is also a commander in the US military). it can be assumed that not only did shadow’s asteroid land on US soil since it was under american military jurisdiction, but that the GUN lab is also on US soil. he was later awakened and "born" from the asteroid in the US lab, meaning that shadow the hedgehog legally has american birthright citizenship. so second requirement, cleared for the movie verse! if we're taking from the sonic games a little more, gerald robotnik is said to be working specifically with the united federation sector of GUN, which is specifically made to be the in-game equivalent of the united states of america. therefore, the space colony arc is an american vessel and is governed by american laws. presumably, anyone born on that ship, which is functionally an american military base, would also have birthright american citizenship because prior to 2019 (and shadow was born 50 years ago) babies born to military members on us military bases were granted US citizenship automatically, not to mention the fact that shadow is an entity literally created and owned by the government of the american federation. also, if we're counting gerald robotnik as his "father", we can also assume that he has either been granted US citizenship or has a green card in order to be eligible to work for the US military, and if we assume the former than shadow would be considered a US citizen at birth even if he was born in international airspace. so second requirement, cleared in the game universe! (for the record there aren't like actual real laws dictating what happens if someone is born in space bc that hasn't happened so im being a little loose with my interpretation based on what laws there are about similar things but yknow)
requirement #3 : 14 year residency
he was also 15 in both universes before being put in cryosleep, meaning he operated as a resident of the USA either in the US in the movie verse or on a us military base in the game verse, so he'd meet the "14 years of residency" requirement, so 3rd requipment cleared!
crime?
and yeah sure he was basically imprisoned for 50 years but any crimes shadow may have committed wouldn't bar him from becoming president because we've already established that felons can be president this year so! there you go!
disclaimer : i am not an expert in american law or sonic for that matter so sorry if this isn’t 100% accurate but nothing i could find online contradicts it soooooo
The second longest filibuster in history was meant to delay the passing of the civil rights act. Today, the longest filibuster in history was meant to protect our rights and protest a political piranha.
January 26, 2025
LMAOOOOOOO https://bbc.in/4h08sdh
I feel like the only reason those of us who aren't in the US are watching the inauguration today is the sort of morbid curiosity that makes people watch a car crash. It honestly feels like I'm watching people's lives and freedoms be crushed in real time.
I just watched this happen…
I’m really scared.
Someone please tell me that did not just happen.
[Image ID: A photo of Elon Musk. He is holding his right arm out in a gesture eerily similar to a Nazi salute. /End ID]
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The link includes a video and if you think this is just a photo taken at the right moment to make it seem like a Nazi salute I am sorry to report that the video makes it worse. My heart goes out to all Americans that they have now a President that is friends with and has appointed to a government position someone who does the Nazi salute at his inauguration.
if you don’t remember anything else for the next 4 years, remember this: don’t be a fucking snitch.
via NYPost: Immigration and Customs Enforcement is preparing to launch a “big f–king operation” across sanctuary cities — including Chicago and New York — immediately after President-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration, multiple sources told The Post.
Starting Jan. 21, multi-day “ground operations” will be launched across cities that have served as safe havens for migrants because the local authorities do not cooperate with the federal government when it comes to immigration issues, sources said.
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT TRUMP DID NOT SAVE TIKTOK!! THIS WAS ALL A STUNT TO MAKE HIM LOOK GOOD!!
PAY ATTENTION TO WHATEVER HAPPENS NEXT!!
Some of yall needed to hear this
Credits to @/mattxiv on Instagram
Honestly it feels, from a purely extracting from social media and other resources way: like we are going into either a facist regime or a American revolution. It's honestly terrifying what that man did as soon as he got in office. But at least it's not as bad as my worst case scenario. But I think it'll get there eventually.
In other offline news: nothing feels like it has changed over where I am.
I did. As a queer person, directly decended from an immigrant, I will not stand for Donald Trump or his horrible policies.
Now would be an excellent time to contact the White House and call for
1) Kamala Harris not to concede
2) an investigation into the voter registration surge/vote lull discrepancy, and election interference both foreign and domestic
3) a revote.
Do not go down easy.
Here's the bones of what I sent, feel free to use and build off it.
To the office of the Vice / President of the United States,
I am reaching out to express how imperative it is that there be a revote of the 2024 Presidential Election. Attempts at election interference by foreign powers and domestic oligarchs cannot be permitted to stand.
As evidenced by the January 6th coup attempt and his willful mishandling of sensitive documents, the American people categorically cannot trust that Donald Trump has not manipulated the election in his favor.
I hope that you will listen to myself and the other Americans your office is obliged to represent, and call not only for these discrepancies to be investigated, but for a revote to be held.
[Name]
I do indeed want to launch Trump into a dying star.
reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star
The people are asking to hear my voice
But the country is facing a difficult choice
And if you were to ask me who I'd promote
[Kamala] has my vote
Grunkle Stan: "Dipper you were supposed to aim for the HEAD, ya dimwit, you missed him by an *earshot*!"
Dipper: "Grunkle Stan I'm sorry, I-I just- it doesn't feel right to shoot a guy-"
Grunkle Stan: "Jesus fucking christ— alright alright, *I'm* shooting next time and it's NOT gonna barely scrape his Cheeto-colored ass."
Mabel: "Why not ask Grunkle Ford to do it?"
Ford: "Do you really want a knock at the shack's door from the government *again*, Stanley? Unbelievable."
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So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.
I'm sorry Australia. I didn't vote for him. I'm so sorry my stupid country has become fascist.
the fact that you didnt want this to happen means that its not your fault. while I may not be happy that trump won, I do not blame those who didn't vote for him. i blame the corruption that runs through so many country. i blame those who want to control others with no empathy for them. i blame people like trump for believing the "might is right" concept.
people in america that voted against trump, i do not blame you.
i blame the fucking idiots who run your country and leave you to suffer.
and so help me god if australia follows in their footsteps, I pray that the deaths in this country are smaller than we can hope.
australia watching the US election knowing full well that our government is about to go: COPY+PASTE.
and to anyone who sees this, my DMs are always open if you want to talk.
Biden Made Trump Bigger. Harris Makes Him Smaller.
www.rileyfrankcap.com
Keep your messaging simple:
“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”
That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.
I’m in shock. Good luck from the UK xxx
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(BREAKING NEWS) Frieza, leader of the Frieza Force has been arrested and taken into custody by the Galactic Patrol.
Updates about the TikTok ban/relight … a lot of people thought that TikTokers were being dramatic. We were forced to say “unalive” “pew-pew” and “grape”… now it’s a community violation to say that Meta sucks.
what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?
Do not let them erase this. Do not let them tell you he meant "my heart goes out for you."
This man is the grandson of a Canadian Nazi sympathizer who moved to South Africa BECAUSE he thought the apartheid was just the coolest.
He has a gaggle of kids specifically because he believes his genes are superior and need to be spread to improve humanity.
He has thrown his support behind the neonazi party in Germany and the far right party in the UK, not to mention how far he's wormed up the ass of the Republican party.
He threw two sieg heil salutes back to back at the inauguration of the president of the United States and is trying to scrub the evidence off the internet.
Elon Reeve Musk is a fucking Nazi.