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I AM BACK FROM THE DEAD!!; AND I SHALL BRING YOU JOEL ART

It's kinda funny I wrote the text b4 I even knew he was gonna win

Still looking!

Helloo! I’m Keith and I’m currently looking for a new rp partner! I have been Roleplaying for years and have done a wide arrange of plots and genre. I will make clear now that I specialize in horror, I like the grotesque and morbid. Mind break is something I main, and I apologize if that’s not something you’re into. This does not mean I’m unwilling to do anything else, just know that I prefer at least a little bit of angst!

I’m open to anyone and anything, but here are some of my rules:

- MUST be 18 or older

- At least 2 sentences a reply (normal sentences, not 3 word sentences)

- In third person

- Relay triggers BEFORE the rp has started

I play with all different kinds of characters. As long as you give me enough to work with, I can create epic and intricate plots. I also adore headcanons, so if you have any go ahead and throw them in!

For the fandoms I’m in, I’ll write the characters that I would like to main next to it along with my main ships for them (and any warning notes). This doesn’t mean I won’t play any other characters or ships, I most certainly will be! These are just the characters I connect with most and love, and the ships I personally adore.

HermitCraft/Life Series- Grian: Scarian or Mumscarian- I have a lot of headcannons for this one so we’ll have to discuss a bit before hand. This one can get intense, too, but it won’t if you’re not into that.

Voltron: Legendary Defenders- Keith: Klance or Shklance

My Hero Academia- Deku: Bakudeku or Todobakudeku- Can get really angsty

DreamSMP- Tubbo or Dream: Any ship you like- I have headcannons for this one also. It also gets intense, grotesque even, but won’t if you’re not into that.

QuackitySMP- Tubbo or Slimecicle: any ship you want

Bungo Stray Dogs-Akutagawa or Dazai: Dazaku, Dazakuatsu or Soukoku- Will most likely be dark and grotesque, hard not to with the series itself so apologies

Any of these fandoms can be any AU, we’ll discuss specifics before we start. I would prefer to use Discord, but can use almost any app I have so whatever works best for you. My DM’s are open!

BOAT BOYS FANS HOW R U FEELING AFTER TODAY EPISODE I AM LEGIT ABOUT TO CRY VOMIT THROW UP AND SCREAM BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE!!!

This is basically what I saw

because why’d he get that close!!1!1??!

I also tried a different way of colouring and I think it looks okayishh

also I want to say that that bright heart is representing how many lives bdubs had at that point. His skin has this glowing pink thing, which is probably a potion or something, but I thought it looked like a little heart so I went with that.

While looking at this I just realised there another freaking thing on his sash ughuhhuhurgh mm idk why the photo so big

『Beast of Dogwarts,

Survivor of the Land.

War be upon ye

The King and his Hand』

Inktober Day 27: Beast

Full page, flat pen, sketch

I miss them

Where's my fucking dog

What if BAM was an acronym? Here are some potential words. 

Business, botanist, brainiac, banker, butcher

Abnormal, animal, approval, artisans, artist, angel, archer, arbitrators, attorneys, archivists 

Members, monopoly, mates

Personality I think DAM being An acronym for business association members is funny. Butcher Angel Mates is a close second.

secret life celestial symbolism

It’s that Time again time to nominate a symbol for the winner

Grian is the sun Scott is the stars pearl is the moon and Martyn is mars or earth (that one is not concrete)

Anyway I put forth the suggestion that Scar be symbolically associated with Pluto 

Pluto named for the misunderstood and vilified god of death and wealth

Pluto the ex planet that’s separated for reasons beyond its control 

Pluto a cold and secluded location

Pluto a place the suns warmth can’t reach

Life smp magical girl au jimmy

Jimmy has a cowboy theme and his weapon is a gun the only problem is that for some reason when ever he summons them they pop into existence spinning resulting in him having to twirl them In order to still them and actually be able to aim his weapon

His ability is that he is able to attract witches familiars to him because He wished to be seen and respected so now he has the ability to make familiars unable to ignore him because his aura makes him seem powerful and a threat that they need to eliminate

In stead of having canary symbolism Lizzie has anglerfish symbolism

Instead of a warning to the players that gets ignored Lizzie’s death encourages the players to be more reckless and it won’t be ignored 

Unlike jimmy Her death does not signal the escalation of distrust and betrayal because the tasks required them to do both and as a result there was already enough to satisfy the watchers 

The watchers this season are more entertained by the players suffering by their actions then suffering at the hands of others 

I head canon that Jimmy has the dead anime mom hair of death

This is why he always dies first

I just realized the taxidermy harpy Jimmy design could be made even more interesting if his mouth was stitched shut and had buttons for eyes like a creepy doll as a reference to the jimmy is a listener/watcher headcanons 

Jimmy has been drawn as a canary hybrid and a cod hybrid and a toy but what if he was all three 

He’s a taxidermied harpy he has gills and wings and an alluring voice and is covered with the type of stitches you’d see an a doll

It’s a creepy visual I know but I think it’s interesting and manages to fit the three main hybrids he is known for 

Pjo au scott

For my pjo au I can’t decide who Scott’s parent is 

He could be the son of iris the personification of the rainbow. my reasons for this is that in empires season 2 Scott’s empire is literally called chromia. also Scott is gay and the flag is a rainbow. On websites I checked Iris either has mom or dad that is an ocean god or nymph which ties into the mean gills 

Or he could be a son of Athena if any of the life smp members were to be a child of Athena it would be Scott. He prefers to play smart and keep a level head. If he is a Athena kid then he’s going to have the grey eyes and blonde hair all of Athena’s children have but he dyes his hair teal

People might say he’s an Aphrodite kid because he’s flirty and super thirsty and in witchcraft smp he was a romantic but I like the other ideas better 

My Headcanons for watcher lore

So there are watchers listeners and speakers and the three have the same power level so the watchers are not stronger than the others they have the same abilities the difference is how they respond and how they apply their power 

Watchers abuse their powers for selfish purposes they will not restrain themselves and because they don’t feel the need to care about consequences they show their ludicrous strength more freely and do to that are seen as more powerful by everyone that knows about them 

Listeners try to do something to stop the games and free the players that is what they use their powers for but they tread carefully they will be hesitant to do something to drastic they wait and listen for the right moment to act unlike the other two they put effort into being Subtle 

Speakers are what happens when a listener gets to invested and it becomes personal they lose patience and they get desperate they can’t hold their tongues anymore so instead of listening to reason they get reckless 

The watchers are apathetic and selfish only caring about their own entertainment and survival not giving a thought to the players wellbeing unless it messes with them

The listeners are realist and sympathetic when they saw the suffering they wanted to help but they don’t let it get to personal they help because it’s the right thing to do 

The speakers are emotional and empathetic they are listeners that grew attached to the players they feel responsible for and when the players they love are hurt one to many times they lash out throwing caution out the window which is why there’s so few 

They aren’t different creatures they are the same just at different stages of processing the fact that they are no longer human and have god like power 

Power corrupts and combined with peer pressure from already existing watchers it’s no wonder the watchers have larger numbers 

The color changes based on their temperament 

The watchers are purple 

The listeners are green 

The speakers are orange 

There’s not an immediate chance in color it works like a mood ring 

Take Grian he is more watcher than listener and speaker but because he has attachments and empathy and only keeps his watcher title because he uses his powers for entertaining pranks his color is magenta just leaning a tad bit more purple though he is steadily been moving towards red (his two colors that he is associated with are red and purple) 

I think in lore there’s a reason behind why jimmy’s final death in limited life was due to falling from the sky

The watchers were extra pissed at him for trying to defy them so they made it so jimmy an avian with the canary curse who they made unable to use his wings for the game fell from the sky 

They killed him in a way he would have been able to avoid without there involvement they also found it fitting for someone who had a curse named after a bird died in a way that reminded him of birds it was them rubbing salt in the wound

Jimmy was like Icarus he tried to defy the watchers and because he got so confident and careless he fell

He reached for the sky but it was all for nothing

I am laughing so much that i see half of those happening on others povs and just thought it was normal stuff they would do

Like yeah cleo totally would just play a "our base" card on someone for no reason what you mean it was her task??

All secret tasks for session 1:

Bdubs: Make your base deeply uncomftable to use and look at

BigB: Dig a big hole. All the way down. At least 3x3. Make it your base if you want.

Scott: Build your base directly and obnoxiously attached to someone else's

Etho: Collect 4 beds without being caught and place them on a shrine

Gem: Convince someone to take a leap of faith and make sure they take no damage

Grian: Make 3 bad jokes and get NO laughs

Scar: Call people anything but their username for at least 30 minutes of the session BUT changed to coming up eith a nickname for anouther player and getting two other players to use it

Impulse: Make cherrywood your entire identity

Martyn: Build an identical base to anouther player

Lizzie: Write a poem about anouther player and read it to then

Skizz: Don't be further than 20 blocks from GeminiTay for 10 minutes. One attempt only

Jimmy: Break 5 crafting tables while they're being used

Mumbo: Make a pun at every opportunity in a 5 minute conversation, minimum of 3 successful puns

Pearl: Get 3 players to gift you their heart

Joel: Plug the life merch in the worst possible times to other players at least 4 times

Tango: Get Scar to take about Star Wars for over 60 seconds

Cleo: Build your base directly above anouther players above the ground

Everyone was successful or well you know unless you count scars as a failure

This is ten times funnier when you found out what his task was

(spoiler)

It was to dig a hole

His task was only to dig the hole

He didn't need to get all suspicious about it!

BigB causing server wide brain damage

secret life Scar for the art requests? 👀

Here you go!!! Hope you like it :D

i made this months ago but forgot to actually post it for some reason LMFAO

...it was supposed to be a full piece with a background and everything, but for some reason i could NOT get the colors right for the live of me. Anyways, i gave up and forgot about it, which is probably why i haven't posted it yet-

Silly chapter titles my beloved

Go check out my hermitcraft fic wolau! I prommi ill try to update soon…

posting my favourite Mumbo moment from this season since he y'know..

victims run, killers ✨ walk ✨

(song is Killers Walk by Shannon Sheridan and Alden Derck)

life series memory thing, but what if it's the LOSERS that remember everything!!

Like the life series members compete to forget the horrible events of the games

So impulse being really wanting to win in WL was him getting desperate for the memory wipe

They all do horrible things with the hope to not remember them in the end

GUYS GUYS GUYS

Hear me out

Jimmy is the canary because he dies first each season

Lizzie died in SL, so now she carries the curse

And now Jimmy is a phoenix

AND HAS FIRE HAIR LIKE TANGO OMG RANCHERS---

are you an artist in the life series fandom? well, let me introduce, deck of life! a fan project for the life series. hosted by vi (@valeriistars) and theseus (@theseusmc)

this project will gather 50 artists in the life series fandom together to create a deck of cards! (note: this will only be for digital download.) it will include all 5 seasons, third, last, double, limited and secret life!

please do reblog this post to spread it to others so we can get as many people interested as we can!

interests checks and applications will be out soon, so keep an eye out for that!

TAKE ME BACK IN TIME TO LOVE YOU

Ship: Traffic Yuri (Cleo/Gem/Lizzie/Pearl)

Tags: Getting together, fluff/comfort, literally sleeping together

Word count : 4,757 words

Ao3 Link : https://archiveofourown.org/works/58184311

Teaser:

"H-hey, Cleo!" She said, giddiness in her voice. Lizzie was leaning against the door frame, smile quirked in her voice. "Guess what Pearl brought in while you were upstairs!"

"Um... I have no idea..." Cleo tilted their head.

"Booze!" Pearl called from inside the room.

1:20 hrs taken, 120 braincells lost

A small poem I wrote, with verse corresponding to the different life series, and with drawings!

ZombieWood nation, am I chill?